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Capt. Neal® April 28th 05 10:16 PM

Attn Harry Krause!!
 
the following appeared on rec.boats.cruising.

Please read question #4 - it seems even Peggie Hall hates Harry Krause...

CN


"Peggie Hall" wrote:

I've put together ten questions to test how well you've
understood my attempts over the past decace to educate one and
all on the care
and feeding of marine waste systems.

Answers to be posted later . . .


1) How long have I, Peggie Hall, been specializing in marine
sanitation?

2) For how many years have I been advertising and promoting my
book on various newsgroups?

3) What is the volume of the average human solid waste episode?

4) Is the standard 1-1/2" waste hose really large enough to
accommodate a typical Harry Krause bowel movement?

5) Approximately how many tons of feces do manatees and other
marine mammals deposit in the waters of the world in a given
year?

6) Is it legal to have infants and toddlers who aren't potty
trained aboard vessels since they cannot use the head? Is the
water used to clean up the smelly little *******s' poop grey
water or waste water? Is dumping it overboard legal?

7) Is it legal to sluice dog feces off the deck directly into
the water? What about bird droppings?

8) I'm five feet- six inches tall and weigh 165 pounds, what
percentage by volume of me is my large intestine and can said
large intestine be classiffied as a holding tank?

9) Men can legally urinate directly into the water and it's
legal from a waste discharge standpoint. However, if a woman
attempts to do the same thing and some urine dribbles down her
leg, off the cockpit sole, down the drain and into the water is
that considered dumping waste?

10) Are my incessant posts about marine waste anything but a
waste?



--
Peggie
----------
Peggie Hall
Specializing in marine sanitation since 1787
Author "Get Rid of Motorboats Owners - A Guide to Marine
Sanctification Systems and
Other Sources of Aggravation and Motors"
http://www.seaunworthy.com/store/customer/product.php?
productid=smelly=6&page=1


Don White April 28th 05 10:50 PM

Capt. Neal® wrote:
the following 'BOGUS POST' appeared on rec.boats.cruising.

Please read question #4 - it seems even Peggie Hall hates Harry Krause...

CN

snip bulls*it.....

Stop it Neal. Peggy is a rose among thorns in the cruising group. We
could use her over this way.

Tuuk April 29th 05 03:39 AM

Peggie????

the whole newsgroup hates krause,,

this old fool is hated by his neighbors, his children, his first two wives,
his mother (who moved to the east coast to retire),,,

I mean you're not telling us nothing new,, every one knows krause is hated
by everyone,, I mean the old fool had so many careers,,, carrying two union
cards,, this old fool bounced from one union protected career to another.

O course his puppets love him,, that is obvious,,

but ,, hmmmmm, those boys aint too smart anyways,,,









"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
the following appeared on rec.boats.cruising.

Please read question #4 - it seems even Peggie Hall hates Harry Krause...

CN


"Peggie Hall" wrote:

I've put together ten questions to test how well you've understood my
attempts over the past decace to educate one and all on the care
and feeding of marine waste systems. Answers to be posted later . . .


1) How long have I, Peggie Hall, been specializing in marine sanitation?

2) For how many years have I been advertising and promoting my book on
various newsgroups?

3) What is the volume of the average human solid waste episode?

4) Is the standard 1-1/2" waste hose really large enough to accommodate a
typical Harry Krause bowel movement?

5) Approximately how many tons of feces do manatees and other marine
mammals deposit in the waters of the world in a given year?

6) Is it legal to have infants and toddlers who aren't potty trained
aboard vessels since they cannot use the head? Is the water used to clean
up the smelly little *******s' poop grey water or waste water? Is dumping
it overboard legal?

7) Is it legal to sluice dog feces off the deck directly into the water?
What about bird droppings? 8) I'm five feet- six inches tall and weigh
165 pounds, what percentage by volume of me is my large intestine and can
said large intestine be classiffied as a holding tank?

9) Men can legally urinate directly into the water and it's legal from a
waste discharge standpoint. However, if a woman
attempts to do the same thing and some urine dribbles down her leg, off
the cockpit sole, down the drain and into the water is that considered
dumping waste?

10) Are my incessant posts about marine waste anything but a waste?



--
Peggie
----------
Peggie Hall
Specializing in marine sanitation since 1787
Author "Get Rid of Motorboats Owners - A Guide to Marine Sanctification
Systems and Other Sources of Aggravation and Motors"
http://www.seaunworthy.com/store/customer/product.php?
productid=smelly=6&page=1





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