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Bill McKee April 28th 05 06:53 AM

Too funny hkrause
 
From rec.outdoors,fishing.sal****er

"HKrause" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hubby and I are wanting to try a 3/4 or 1-day trip out of San Diego the
first week of May. Neither of us has been sal****er fishing before...
just small bass and crappie in Missouri lakes. Does anybody have
recommendations for a couple of rookies? Point Loma vs H&M vs
Fisherman's Landing (or others)? Which boat(s)? Hubby gets motion
sickness, so if one boat or trip is smoother than others, that would be
good to know.

Also, on the overnight trips, does everybody sleep together in a large
berth area, or are there cabins available on some boats? Do we need to
take food & drinks, or is it available on the boat? Is there a place to
stow valuables (purse, camera, etc)? What sort of weather can we expect
during the first week of May?

-HK




Netsock April 28th 05 03:39 PM


"Bill McKee" wrote in message
.net...
From rec.outdoors,fishing.sal****er

"HKrause" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hubby and I are wanting to try a 3/4 or 1-day trip out of San Diego the
first week of May. Neither of us has been sal****er fishing before...
just small bass and crappie in Missouri lakes. Does anybody have
recommendations for a couple of rookies? Point Loma vs H&M vs
Fisherman's Landing (or others)? Which boat(s)? Hubby gets motion
sickness, so if one boat or trip is smoother than others, that would be
good to know.

Also, on the overnight trips, does everybody sleep together in a large
berth area, or are there cabins available on some boats? Do we need to
take food & drinks, or is it available on the boat? Is there a place to
stow valuables (purse, camera, etc)? What sort of weather can we expect
during the first week of May?

-HK


Heh heh...looks like his wife outed him by mistake.

Well, at least we now know why he is boatless...he gets seasick!

Too funny...

--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/



bb April 28th 05 07:10 PM

On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 05:53:17 GMT, "Bill McKee"
wrote:

From rec.outdoors,fishing.sal****er

"HKrause" wrote in message
roups.com...


Oh what a coincidence, you found a smithers post in another group and
decided to repost it here. You wouldn't be a smithers now, would you?

bb

Dr. Dr. K. Grear April 28th 05 08:57 PM

bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up, you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.


"bb" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 05:53:17 GMT, "Bill McKee"
wrote:

From rec.outdoors,fishing.sal****er

"HKrause" wrote in message
groups.com...


Oh what a coincidence, you found a smithers post in another group and
decided to repost it here. You wouldn't be a smithers now, would you?

bb




Bill McKee April 28th 05 11:07 PM


"bb" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 05:53:17 GMT, "Bill McKee"
wrote:

From rec.outdoors,fishing.sal****er

"HKrause" wrote in message
groups.com...


Oh what a coincidence, you found a smithers post in another group and
decided to repost it here. You wouldn't be a smithers now, would you?

bb


Maybe you are a smithers? He even has a valid web site www.krausehouse.com
Maybe Harry is Smithers.



bb April 29th 05 01:49 AM

On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:57:16 -0400, "Dr. Dr. K. Grear"
Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote:

bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up, you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.


A little humor sure beats the vicious personal attacks that have
become the norm around here.

bb


bb April 29th 05 02:29 AM

On Fri, 29 Apr 2005 03:20:11 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
wrote:

Maybe you're one of the reasons you ****headed asshole. Do you get the warm
fuzzy feeling I hate your ****ing spineless ******* ways? **** off you
mental retard.


That fact that it bothers you reason enough to keep me around.

bb

Harry is a Blithering Asshole April 29th 05 02:31 AM

On Thu, 28 Apr 2005, "Harry.Krause" wrote:
bb wrote:
On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:57:16 -0400, "Dr. Dr. K. Grear"
Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote:


bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up, you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.



A little humor sure beats the vicious personal attacks that have
become the norm around here.

bb


"Dr. Dr. K. Grear" is Smithers posting with the name of my wife.


You are one dumb **** of an asshole, senile, **** for brains, old ****ing
fart.

You're so ****ing stupid, you can't look in a mirror.


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Harry the Crapster April 29th 05 02:31 AM

On Fri, 29 Apr 2005, bb wrote:
On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:57:16 -0400, "Dr. Dr. K. Grear"
Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote:

bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up, you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.


A little humor sure beats the vicious personal attacks that have
become the norm around here.

bb


Maybe you're one of the reasons you ****headed asshole. Do you get the warm
fuzzy feeling I hate your ****ing spineless ******* ways? **** off you
mental retard.


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Dr. Dr. K. Grear April 29th 05 03:11 AM

Wow, is your wife a Dr. Dr.?


"Harry.Krause" wrote in message
...
bb wrote:
On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:57:16 -0400, "Dr. Dr. K. Grear"
Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote:


bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up, you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.



A little humor sure beats the vicious personal attacks that have
become the norm around here.

bb


"Dr. Dr. K. Grear" is Smithers posting with the name of my wife.





bb is an ass April 29th 05 03:12 AM

On Fri, 29 Apr 2005, bb wrote:
On Fri, 29 Apr 2005 03:20:11 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
wrote:

Maybe you're one of the reasons you ****headed asshole. Do you get the warm
fuzzy feeling I hate your ****ing spineless ******* ways? **** off you
mental retard.


That fact that it bothers you reason enough to keep me around.

bb


Asshole like you should have their itty bitty puters broken by their
mommies.


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Dr. Dr. K. Grear April 29th 05 05:11 AM


LOL, Harry you are just too funny.


"harry.krause" wrote in message
...
bb wrote:
On Fri, 29 Apr 2005 03:20:11 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
wrote:


Maybe you're one of the reasons you ****headed asshole. Do you get the
warm
fuzzy feeling I hate your ****ing spineless ******* ways? **** off you
mental retard.



That fact that it bothers you reason enough to keep me around. bb




One little, two little, three little Smithers...




[email protected] April 29th 05 02:13 PM


Dr. Dr. K. Grear wrote:
bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up,

you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.


I hope to hell you run "for the hills", Smithers.


JimH April 29th 05 02:26 PM


wrote in message
ups.com...

Dr. Dr. K. Grear wrote:
bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up,

you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.


I hope to hell you run "for the hills", Smithers.


How is Walter doing lately?



Dr. Dr. K. Grear April 29th 05 02:48 PM

Kevin,
I am thinking about it, these people should not make fun of smithers like
that. They are just being mean.


wrote in message
ups.com...

Dr. Dr. K. Grear wrote:
bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up,

you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.


I hope to hell you run "for the hills", Smithers.




[email protected] April 29th 05 02:49 PM

How is Walter doing lately?

***********

Dennis Compton reports he is alive and well. :-)


Dr. Dr. K. Grear April 29th 05 02:57 PM

Who is Dennis Compton and why is he doing news reports?


wrote in message
oups.com...
How is Walter doing lately?

***********

Dennis Compton reports he is alive and well. :-)




Dr. Dr. K. Grear April 29th 05 02:59 PM

Harry,

It sounds like you have many NG friends. I wonder why you attract so many
friends, it must be your pleasant personality.

"Harry.Krause" wrote in message
...
wrote:
How is Walter doing lately?

***********

Dennis Compton reports he is alive and well. :-)



Ahh, yes, Dennis Compton, aka Dennis Incontinent, the Hertvik alter ego
who peed all over this newsgroup for what, a year? Another famous Hertvik
here was "Jeff," the foul-mouthed son who "snuck" onto here, using Daddy
Hertvik's computer. Right. Another was that pseudo from the Atlanta area,
"Jim Gallows," who had numerous handles here, a kind of prototype of our
current multi-handled nincompoop, Smithers.




P.Fritz April 29th 05 03:11 PM


"Dr. Dr. K. Grear" Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote in message
...
Kevin,
I am thinking about it, these people should not make fun of smithers like
that. They are just being mean.


You know, I think I have it figured out......the emocratic party is filled
with people like kevin, harry, don and jimmycomma, which is why their
leaders feel the way they do.

"The ugly truth is that Democrats habitually treat voters like children.
It's the basis of their
philosophy........................................ ....

Democrats are treating their constituents like children. But actually the
episode points to a bigger, deeper, uglier truth: Democrats habitually treat
Americans like children.............

That's the whole basis of Democratic philosophy (I use the term loosely).
We'll take care of you. Leave the thinking to us. Nancy Pelosi and Harry
Reid, minority leaders of the House and Senate, respectively, - kindly Mom
and Pop to a nation of intellectually limited youngsters. (But thank
goodness, they love us anyway.) ................................

Advanced Democrats are now revving up to make sure you eat your vegetables
and steer clear of those nasty French fries. Why is it their business?
Because Democrats are professors in disguise. Scratch a Democrat, find a
professor.
It all goes back to central planning, socialism, Marxism - let the experts
run the economy; free markets are too democratic and messy. Many professors
believed in Marxism right up to the point where Communist China itself
bailed out in disgust.
Professors see the world in terms of experts and students: "We are smart;
you are dumb." That's the Infantile American Principle in a nutshell. Now go
play with your toys and don't bother me."


http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/...mment-opinions





wrote in message
ups.com...

Dr. Dr. K. Grear wrote:
bb,
You and Harry are so funny with the "smithers" comment. Keep it up,

you
will have this smithered guy running for the hills.


I hope to hell you run "for the hills", Smithers.






P.Fritz April 29th 05 03:15 PM


"Dr. Dr. K. Grear" Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote in message
...
Harry,

It sounds like you have many NG friends. I wonder why you attract so many
friends, it must be your pleasant personality.


It is prett funny that harry complains about someone else having "peedall
over this NG" when harry ****s on it everyday.


"Harry.Krause" wrote in message
...
wrote:
How is Walter doing lately?

***********

Dennis Compton reports he is alive and well. :-)



Ahh, yes, Dennis Compton, aka Dennis Incontinent, the Hertvik alter ego
who peed all over this newsgroup for what, a year? Another famous Hertvik
here was "Jeff," the foul-mouthed son who "snuck" onto here, using Daddy
Hertvik's computer. Right. Another was that pseudo from the Atlanta area,
"Jim Gallows," who had numerous handles here, a kind of prototype of our
current multi-handled nincompoop, Smithers.






JimH April 29th 05 03:30 PM


"Dr. Dr. K. Grear" Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote in message
...
Who is Dennis Compton and why is he doing news reports?


wrote in message
oups.com...
How is Walter doing lately?

***********

Dennis Compton reports he is alive and well. :-)




I once went under the handle of Dennis Compton. It was the only handle I
used at the time. As recommended by internet experts I did not use my real
name. Chuckie still has his shorts in a knot over it as he is unable to
understand the difference in how I used a single anon handle and the way
Krause and Bassie use multiple anon handles concurrently.

I thought Chuck ran home to mommy with his ball and bat. What happened?
Did he see a shrink to cure his abnormal psychological behavior?



JimH April 29th 05 03:31 PM

Krause is delusional. I don't have a son by the name of Jeff.

He continues to stalk me though.


"Dr. Dr. K. Grear" Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote in message
...
Harry,

It sounds like you have many NG friends. I wonder why you attract so many
friends, it must be your pleasant personality.

"Harry.Krause" wrote in message
...
wrote:
How is Walter doing lately?

***********

Dennis Compton reports he is alive and well. :-)



Ahh, yes, Dennis Compton, aka Dennis Incontinent, the Hertvik alter ego
who peed all over this newsgroup for what, a year? Another famous Hertvik
here was "Jeff," the foul-mouthed son who "snuck" onto here, using Daddy
Hertvik's computer. Right. Another was that pseudo from the Atlanta area,
"Jim Gallows," who had numerous handles here, a kind of prototype of our
current multi-handled nincompoop, Smithers.






bb April 29th 05 03:37 PM

On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 20:18:19 -0700 (PDT), A.Melon
wrote:


Maybe you're one of the reasons you ****headed asshole. Do you get the warm
fuzzy feeling I hate your ****ing spineless ******* ways? **** off you
mental retard.


I don't like profanity on usenet. I must ask you and your
friends/associates/sockpuppets to leave and don't come back.

bb

[email protected] April 29th 05 03:40 PM

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"Dr. Dr. K. Grear" Call180bucme@foragoodtime wrote in message
...



Who is Dennis Compton and why is he doing news reports?


wrote in message
oups.com...
How is Walter doing lately?



***********



Dennis Compton reports he is alive and well. :-)




I once went under the handle of Dennis Compton. It was the only handle
I
used at the time. As recommended by internet experts I did not use my
real
name. Chuckie still has his shorts in a knot over it as he is unable
to
understand the difference in how I used a single anon handle and the
way
Krause and Bassie use multiple anon handles concurrently.

I thought Chuck ran home to mommy with his ball and bat. What
happened?
Did he see a shrink to cure his abnormal psychological behavior?


Reply
****************
Oh, my.

Merely mentioning the name "Dennis Compton", and nothing more, elicits
a response like this?

Too funny. !

Methinks though dost protest too much, JimH.

Let's see: Follow path with sign that says, "trap this way, 50 yards".
Walk 50 yards. Find trap. Jump in. Stick foot in mouth. Start bitching
about the trap. Tell lies about the trapper. What a miserable start to
a day. :-)


Don White April 29th 05 04:55 PM

wrote:

Reply
****************
Oh, my.

Merely mentioning the name "Dennis Compton", and nothing more, elicits
a response like this?

Too funny. !

Methinks though dost protest too much, JimH.

Let's see: Follow path with sign that says, "trap this way, 50 yards".
Walk 50 yards. Find trap. Jump in. Stick foot in mouth. Start bitching
about the trap. Tell lies about the trapper. What a miserable start to
a day. :-)


For JimH that's about as good as it gets. When you're boatless, with
little prospect of getting one, what else can you do but harass
legitimate boaters. Sad state of affairs.


jps April 29th 05 07:55 PM

In article , Anonymous-
er says...

Why the anonymous remailer, ****bag?

Thought your ISP didn't care.

jps

Tuuk May 1st 05 01:45 PM

Does this surprise anyone??? krause is a liar???

Looks like another divorce coming up,,, krause ,, you must be spreading that
government assistance check pretty thin these days











"Bill McKee" wrote in message
.net...
From rec.outdoors,fishing.sal****er

"HKrause" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hubby and I are wanting to try a 3/4 or 1-day trip out of San Diego the
first week of May. Neither of us has been sal****er fishing before...
just small bass and crappie in Missouri lakes. Does anybody have
recommendations for a couple of rookies? Point Loma vs H&M vs
Fisherman's Landing (or others)? Which boat(s)? Hubby gets motion
sickness, so if one boat or trip is smoother than others, that would be
good to know.

Also, on the overnight trips, does everybody sleep together in a large
berth area, or are there cabins available on some boats? Do we need to
take food & drinks, or is it available on the boat? Is there a place to
stow valuables (purse, camera, etc)? What sort of weather can we expect
during the first week of May?

-HK







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