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( OT ) We need bush to join this group

He's an uniter, not a divider.

Harry.Krause wrote:
Jim, wrote:
He's an uniter, not a divider.

Tuuk is Bush's stand-in; the two have a similar command of English,
connection with reality, and knowledge of the world.

Don't,,,,,,,,,,forget,,,,,,,they're
both,,,,,,funny,,,,,,to,,,,,watch,,,,make,,,,,,foo ls,,,,of themselves!

Yes, it's me wrote:
Jim,,
I must have missed the joke, what is funny about saying Bush unties things
or opens things.

Suggest you google "Bushisms". Follows are a few examples

"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"
--10-28-00 Headline News - Mimi

Nov. 2, 2000, SEATTLE --
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College
on Tuesday night.
--Thanks, Michael.

"They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the People. They've been
proved wrong, it does resignate." ("resonate"?!)

"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace..."
not the worst but...
"...when we find a senior who has to choose between food and
medicine-that's not our vision of America." Am I missing something?
Aren't the two parts of this statement disconnected?

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be
called a surplus."
-- Kalamazoo, MI 10/27/2000 - Jack

If we are going to save a generation of young people, our children must
know they will face bad consequences for criminal behavior. Sadly, too
many youths are not getting that message. Our juvenile justice system
must say to our children: We love you, but we are going to hold you
accountable for your actions. --Bush campaign literature.
(Mr. Dubya: should you be held accountable for your youthful
indiscretions when you were a 30 year old "child"?!)
"I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child. What I am going to
talk about -- and I am going to say this consistently -- [is that] it is
irrelevant what I did 20 to 30 years ago. What's relevant is that I have
learned from any mistakes I made. I do not want to send signals to
anybody that what Gov. Bush did 30 years ago is cool to try."
--Gov. Bush in an interview with WMUR-TV in New Hampshire, when asked if
he had used "drugs, marijuana, cocaine"

"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully
ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense
system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at
the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to
the level commiserate with keeping the peace."
—Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 23, 2000
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care,
we're going to have gag orders."

"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to
know it."

"It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term." "I think we
ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a
gun."

"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is—I'm not sure 80
percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent
will get it if I'm the president."

"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all
about."

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for,
then I'm for it."
—St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000

"Jim," wrote in message
...

wrote:

Harry.Krause wrote:

Jim, wrote:

He's an uniter, not a divider.

Tuuk is Bush's stand-in; the two have a similar command of English,
connection with reality, and knowledge of the world.

Don't,,,,,,,,,,forget,,,,,,,they're
both,,,,,,funny,,,,,,to,,,,,watch,,,,make,,,,,, fools,,,,of themselves!

ooops -- I think I spelled that wrong

Bush is an untier not a divider.

Well at least now it makes sense. You were *******izing the English
language as satire towards Bush's *******ization of the English language.
The only problem was you didn't screw it up enough to come across as satire.
; )

No one can close to Bushism, not ever Yogi.

"Jim," wrote in message
...
Yes, it's me wrote:
Jim,,
I must have missed the joke, what is funny about saying Bush unties
things or opens things.

Suggest you google "Bushisms". Follows are a few examples

"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"
--10-28-00 Headline News - Mimi

Nov. 2, 2000, SEATTLE --
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College
on Tuesday night.
--Thanks, Michael.

"They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the People. They've been
proved wrong, it does resignate." ("resonate"?!)

"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace..."
not the worst but...
"...when we find a senior who has to choose between food and
medicine-that's not our vision of America." Am I missing something?
Aren't the two parts of this statement disconnected?

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be
called a surplus."
-- Kalamazoo, MI 10/27/2000 - Jack

If we are going to save a generation of young people, our children must
know they will face bad consequences for criminal behavior. Sadly, too
many youths are not getting that message. Our juvenile justice system must
say to our children: We love you, but we are going to hold you accountable
for your actions. --Bush campaign literature.
(Mr. Dubya: should you be held accountable for your youthful
indiscretions when you were a 30 year old "child"?!)
"I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child. What I am going to
talk about -- and I am going to say this consistently -- [is that] it is
irrelevant what I did 20 to 30 years ago. What's relevant is that I have
learned from any mistakes I made. I do not want to send signals to anybody
that what Gov. Bush did 30 years ago is cool to try."
--Gov. Bush in an interview with WMUR-TV in New Hampshire, when asked if
he had used "drugs, marijuana, cocaine"

"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully
ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense
system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at
the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to
the level commiserate with keeping the peace."
—Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 23, 2000
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care,
we're going to have gag orders."

"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to
know it."

"It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term." "I think we
ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a
gun."

"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is—I'm not sure 80
percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent
will get it if I'm the president."

"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all
about."

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for,
then I'm for it."
—St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000

"Jim," wrote in message
...

wrote:

Harry.Krause wrote:

Jim, wrote:

He's an uniter, not a divider.

Tuuk is Bush's stand-in; the two have a similar command of English,
connection with reality, and knowledge of the world.

Don't,,,,,,,,,,forget,,,,,,,they're
both,,,,,,funny,,,,,,to,,,,,watch,,,,make,,,,, ,fools,,,,of themselves!

ooops -- I think I spelled that wrong

Bush is an untier not a divider.