Dear Bill,

Recently we received a complaint that you were in violation of Comc@st's
Terms of Service. Normally we do not get involved in Usenet complaints, but
in your case it warranted a follow up.

A Kevin Noble, claimed your were guilty of identity theft. I wish you would
slap the little cry baby upside the head and tell him to handle his problems
on his own. Does this kid actually think we have enough time to follow up
on all 99,338 newsgroups we keep in our server?. The last thing we need is
a pencil neck geek wasting our time with his email. Please handle this
yourself. We would recommend that you break his pencil neck. We are not
allowed to give out any personal information concerning this complaint. so
please do not click on this link.

http://www.switchboard.com/bin/cginb... 95A4231313203


Sincerely,

The abuse desk at Comc@st.