Hilarious! And I'm not saying that because I ride a Moto Guzzi!


On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 22:24:38 GMT, bb wrote:

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 09:29:56 -0500, Horvath
wrote:

Maybe someday, although I doubt it. You'll get to ride on a Harley,

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse,
both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when
the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but
to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see
the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to
get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's
bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals
was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,
he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over,
and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? ....... (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse,
You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks


;-)

bb

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

"Scotty" wrote in message

I was just ragging on Neal. Didn't see the cross posts.
I had an RD350 several decades ago, fun little bike.

A *great* little bike, actually. Has almost amassed a cult following of
late.

Max

In article ,
"Scotty" wrote:

I was just ragging on Neal. Didn't see the cross posts.
I had an RD350 several decades ago, fun little bike.

And it blew the Suzies away. I had the R5-B. Did an honest 106 -- once.
(well, okay, twice)

--
Jere Lull
Xan-a-Deux ('73 Tanzer 28 #4 out of Tolchester, MD)
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That brings back some memories.
My first street bike was a 1978 GS550E. Bought it new and probably spent
more on "Mothers" polish than I did on the bike!
Rode it from East Kansas to the Oregon coast in 3 days and could still walk
when I got there, didn't leave an oil slick, and didn't have to do
maintenance 6 times on the way. Back in '78 there weren't any yuppies on
Harleys;)
MMC
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Almost as much fun as messing around with boats . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/GT380.html

CN