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[email protected] March 16th 05 04:51 PM

Help with whitewater safety
 
Hello, I hear you folks here are canoe and kayak experts. I am
looking for ways to make my canoe safer and understand that if I attach
these inflatable bladders to the sides then I won't tip over. They are
called sponsons. Is this true? Can you give me any other advise on
canoeing or help with my relationships with womwn? Thanks in advance.


Wilko March 16th 05 04:51 PM

wrote:
Hello, I hear you folks here are canoe and kayak experts. I am
looking for ways to make my canoe safer and understand that if I attach
these inflatable bladders to the sides then I won't tip over. They are
called sponsons. Is this true? Can you give me any other advise on
canoeing or help with my relationships with womwn? Thanks in advance.


Hey Chris, with the current influx of RBP newbies, you might even get
one to bite... or draw Timmy out of the closet again.


--
Wilko van den Bergh wilko(a t)dse(d o t)nl
Eindhoven The Netherlands Europe
---Look at the possibilities, don't worry about the limitations.---
http://wilko.webzone.ru/


John Kuthe March 16th 05 06:40 PM

wrote:

Hello, I hear you folks here are canoe and kayak experts. I am
looking for ways to make my canoe safer and understand that if I attach
these inflatable bladders to the sides then I won't tip over. They are
called sponsons. Is this true? Can you give me any other advise on
canoeing or help with my relationships with womwn? Thanks in advance.


Nothing can make your canoeing safer or help you in your relationship with
women! Give up now!

Oh, and are you gonna scrape your big ole OC down the Saint this weekend
for the 1st Annual Waterless MWC??!! ;-)

John Kuthe...


Dan Valleskey March 17th 05 03:02 AM


by god, they are all crawling out of the woodwork now.

-Dan V.

On 16 Mar 2005 08:51:18 -0800, wrote:

Hello, I hear you folks here are canoe and kayak experts. I am
looking for ways to make my canoe safer and understand that if I attach
these inflatable bladders to the sides then I won't tip over. They are
called sponsons. Is this true? Can you give me any other advise on
canoeing or help with my relationships with womwn? Thanks in advance.



Grip March 17th 05 04:31 AM

Please....Say it ain't so!
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Hello, I hear you folks here are canoe and kayak experts. I am
looking for ways to make my canoe safer and understand that if I attach
these inflatable bladders to the sides then I won't tip over. They are
called sponsons. Is this true? Can you give me any other advise on
canoeing or help with my relationships with womwn? Thanks in advance.




Larry C March 17th 05 11:38 AM


wrote:
Hello, I hear you folks here are canoe and kayak experts. I am
looking for ways to make my canoe safer and understand that if I

attach
these inflatable bladders to the sides then I won't tip over. They

are
called sponsons. Is this true? Can you give me any other advise on
canoeing or help with my relationships with womwn? Thanks in

advance.

Chris, I have every confidence that you could still tip your canoe over
even with sponsons.

Just do what I did, get rid of that pesty canoe and just paddle the
inflatable bladders :^).

Larry


Oci-One Kanubi March 17th 05 04:19 PM

wrote:
Hello, I hear you folks here are canoe and kayak experts. I am
looking for ways to make my canoe safer and understand that if I

attach
these inflatable bladders to the sides then I won't tip over. They

are
called sponsons. Is this true? Can you give me any other advise on
canoeing or help with my relationships with womwn? Thanks in

advance.


Advice? You bet! For a safe river trip, soak yer head thoroughly
before you get on the river. In fact, you could start right now, WAY
before you get on the river!


-Richard, His Kanubic Travesty
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Padeen March 17th 05 11:54 PM

Sponsons are only safe if you fill them with gin. Bring ice if you're
paddling in water below 40 deg. N Lat. A straw may be convenient. This
will also help with your perception of which women are suitable for
relationships.
Padeen


wrote in message
oups.com...
Hello, I hear you folks here are canoe and kayak experts. I am
looking for ways to make my canoe safer and understand that if I attach
these inflatable bladders to the sides then I won't tip over. They are
called sponsons. Is this true? Can you give me any other advise on
canoeing or help with my relationships with womwn? Thanks in advance.





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