( OT) Bush's Approval Rating Jumps 12%
 

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Bush's Approval Rating Jumps 12% Among Past Evil Rulers
By Lee Camp

WASHINGTON – In a surprising boost for the Bush Administration, the
President's approval rating shot up 12% Wednesday among past evil rulers.
Genghis Khan, Stalin, and Pol Pot all expressed their favorable view of
the US President in a recent CNN/Gallup poll.
Khan said, "For a while I looked upon Bush unfavorably because I thought
he was going to stop with Iraq and avoid attacking other countries.”
“Now I'm happy to see he's setting his sights on Iran. I've always said
that continuous unjustified expansion is the key to a good evil
empire."

Henry VIII, known for his work executing his wives, has also expressed
approval of Bush's recent actions.
In a letter to the press, he said, "Bush is the man. I mean, innocent
civilians are overrated anyway. I've always said we should trim down
their numbers a little."

Adolf Hitler refused to give Bush his vote of confidence presumably
because he still holds a grudge toward America. However, he did say, "I
always said that coercion and torture were the way to go."

We also caught up with Mao Zedong at his favorite spa. In between fits
of hysterical laughter, he said, "God, that torture thing was
hilarious!! Underwear on the prisoners' heads!! Where do they get their
ideas?!"

With the 12% jump, Bush's approval rating among evil dictators is now at
an all-time high of 78%. That is 8 points higher than the second highest
ever recorded, which was during the Nixon Administration.