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JimH February 16th 05 04:16 PM


"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that make
you gay?



I heard the same thing the other day. Maybe that is why he beats his wife.

I also heard he is trying to stop drinking and is thinking of joining AA.



P.Fritz February 16th 05 04:19 PM


"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that make
you gay?


The correct question would be "Is he still gay?" LMAO



"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

FlounderLicker wrote:
Basskisser,
Tell us again how Schnapps is a whiskey because they are both made

from
grain. That makes as much sense as saying water is gasoline because

they
both are a liquid.


What an ignorant statement. It's simple, whiskey is simply distilled
grain, as is schnapps. Schnapps has flavor added. And, hey, so does
some whiskeys. So what do YOU know?






FlounderLicker February 16th 05 04:39 PM

The last thing you want to do is to make fun of him for going to AA. It is
a step in the right direction and would also help with his anger management
problems.

It is possible that he would meet other gays there who would recommend
better colors for his trailer. After all, mauve is so 80's ish.




"JimH" wrote in message
...

"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that make
you gay?



I heard the same thing the other day. Maybe that is why he beats his
wife.

I also heard he is trying to stop drinking and is thinking of joining AA.




basskisser February 16th 05 05:15 PM


P.Fritz wrote:
"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak

barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that

make
you gay?


The correct question would be "Is he still gay?" LMAO


First of all, Fritz, I have a WIFE, a nice looking female one. Do you?


basskisser February 16th 05 05:16 PM


JimH wrote:
"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak

barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that

make
you gay?



I heard the same thing the other day. Maybe that is why he beats his

wife.

I also heard he is trying to stop drinking and is thinking of joining

AA.

Be specific, JimH, where did you "hear" that? OR are you just posting
ignorant statements, again. One or the other. Either you KNOW
something, or are ignorant. Which is it?


basskisser February 16th 05 05:22 PM


JimH wrote:
"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak

barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that

make
you gay?



I heard the same thing the other day. Maybe that is why he beats his

wife.

I also heard he is trying to stop drinking and is thinking of joining

AA.

Come on, Jim, where did you hear that? Be specific, or be known forever
as a petty liar.


JimH February 16th 05 05:23 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak

barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that

make
you gay?



I heard the same thing the other day. Maybe that is why he beats his

wife.

I also heard he is trying to stop drinking and is thinking of joining

AA.

Be specific, JimH, where did you "hear" that? OR are you just posting
ignorant statements, again. One or the other. Either you KNOW
something, or are ignorant. Which is it?


Actually I read it in your local newspaper.



JimH February 16th 05 05:27 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak

barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that

make
you gay?



I heard the same thing the other day. Maybe that is why he beats his

wife.

I also heard he is trying to stop drinking and is thinking of joining

AA.

Come on, Jim, where did you hear that? Be specific, or be known forever
as a petty liar.




JimH February 16th 05 05:27 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"FlounderLicker" wrote in message
...
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak

barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that

make
you gay?



I heard the same thing the other day. Maybe that is why he beats his

wife.

I also heard he is trying to stop drinking and is thinking of joining

AA.

Come on, Jim, where did you hear that? Be specific, or be known forever
as a petty liar.


I read it in your local newspaper.



Jack Daniels February 16th 05 05:39 PM

Schnapps and Whiskey aren't the same thing. Trust me on this one.


"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

FlounderLicker wrote:
I know that grain alcohol must be aged in charred oak barrels to be
considered a whiskey, since Schnapps is not aged in charred oak

barrels it
is never considered a whiskey.

I do have a question, since you live in a mauve trailer, does that

make you
gay?


What on earth makes you think that I live in a mauve trailer, Smithers?
Be specific, I'd LOVE to see your reasoning behind that. I'll bet it's
quite ignorant.
Now, grain alcohol does NOT necessarily have to be "aged in charred oak
barrels" to be considered whiskey. That is where you, and the others,
are mistaken.
Take a look he
http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-...1&word=whiskey

And then read this:
Whiskey - A liquor produced from the fermented mash of grains such as
barley, corn, and rye. Popular varieties of whiskey (spelled "whisky"
in Canada and Scotland) include bourbon, Canadian whisky, Irish
whiskey, rye, and scotch.

Then read this:
whiskey - [source: www.dictionary.com]
An alcoholic liquor distilled from grain, such as corn, rye, or barley,
and containing approximately 40 to 50 percent ethyl alcohol by volume.

What is confusing you, and others, is the distinction of Irish Whiskey,
Scotch Whiskey, etc. Whiskey is still called whiskey, before
maturation. It is ONLY during maturation that whiskey comes in contact
with oak, charred oak, or other wood barrels.





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