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Can I call my boat "George W.Bush" ? ? ?
I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by
naming my boat like him ! |
Dan Simper wrote:
I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! So long as you don't boat anywhere near the Persian Gulf why not???:-) K Been busy today so I'll keep the Krause lie of the day short. This lying simpleton, after it became clear he was losing a thread where he was displaying his usual lack of patriotism much less gratitude for the brave men & women out there risking their everything, to keep the likes of him safe, he just reverts to type. But seriously can you imagine this uneducated union thug now claims he is reviewing universities!!! & wait for it he poo poos the engineering course!!! this from a lying uneducated union thug who couldn't use a toaster without a union authorised electrician in attendance. I've included just one of the followup responses but it was such a bald faced lie it even embarrassed the rejoinders:-) I have visited West Point, the Naval Academy, the Air Force Academy and the sub training facility at Groton. Some years ago, I actually did look over descriptions of some of the course material at Annapolis and the c.v.'s of some of the faculty. I'm sure the engineering course material is fairly rigorous, though it is more "trade-oriented" and did not look up to MIT or CalTech standards. I mean, if your goal is to be an aeronautical engineer, you're going to get better training at MIT or CalTech or at any of a large number of other engineering schools. I thought the faculty academic credentials no better than what is found at a typical smaller four year public university. The military academies turn out military officers with an education, not highly educated military officers. But that is their purpose, eh? -- Holy molly, grandma, put on your high boots. Harry Krause, admitted graduate in the humanities with a degree in English is hereby qualified to critique the engineering curriculum of not only West Point, but also that of the Naval Academy and the Air Force Academy and compare it to that of MIT and CalTech. The above paragraph is a classic. You missed your calling Harry. |
That could be a serious mistake.
Your boat might then refuse to follow the established protocols for meeting and passing situations with other vessels at sea. There is no doubt that it would display improper and/or confusing signals. Naming your boat George W. Bush might inspire you to begin peering through the portlights of your neighbors in the marina to make sure all romantic encounters were between one man and one woman, (missionary style only, of course) as well as to monitor everybody's activities to make sure that nothing "evil" could be afoot. Most of your crew would jump ship at the conclusion of any leg of your voyage, but there's no doubt that the uninformed dock walkers would be impressed with the howitzer on your flybridge and some would think you looked "nautical" in that admiral's cap with far too much "scrambled egg" on the visor. Lastly, you could expect your expenses to skyrocket out of control. A routine visit to the Marine Supply Store would require yet another 30-year mortgage on your home. Sadly enough, despite spending at record levels, you would discover that so much of your wealth was diverted to the profits taken by your so-called "friends" at the chandlery that the vessel George W. Bush would still lack some of the most basic essentials for a safe and trouble free voyage. There would be one advantage. When you pulled up to the fuel dock, you could simply raid the office, shoot the attendant, and take as much as you wanted. (Thereby making your financial future, if not your vessel, more secure). |
wrote in message ups.com... That could be a serious mistake. .................................snip............. ......... There would be one advantage. When you pulled up to the fuel dock, you could simply raid the office, shoot the attendant, and take as much as you wanted. (Thereby making your financial future, if not your vessel, more secure). Thanks. This is the best laugh I have had in weeks! Jim Carter "The Boat" Bayfield |
On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 11:09:33 -0500, "Jim Carter"
wrote: wrote in message oups.com... That could be a serious mistake. ................................snip............. ......... There would be one advantage. When you pulled up to the fuel dock, you could simply raid the office, shoot the attendant, and take as much as you wanted. (Thereby making your financial future, if not your vessel, more secure). Thanks. This is the best laugh I have had in weeks! Me too. It's hilarious that people actually think this way...... Dave |
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On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 11:09:33 -0500, "Jim Carter"
wrote: wrote in message oups.com... That could be a serious mistake. ................................snip............. ......... There would be one advantage. When you pulled up to the fuel dock, you could simply raid the office, shoot the attendant, and take as much as you wanted. (Thereby making your financial future, if not your vessel, more secure). Thanks. This is the best laugh I have had in weeks! Jim Carter "The Boat" Bayfield I think he wasn't making a joke. John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! "Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it." Rene Descartes |
Don't tell me, a Bayliner?
"Dan Simper" wrote in message om... I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! |
Dan Simper wrote:
I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! Why not? I called my first boat "Slime bucket". |
"Dan Simper" wrote in message om... I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! Go for it! My brother had a boat he named "President Nixon". Every time he took the family and the boat to the launch ramp, the engine wouldn't start. When asked why it was named the "Nixon", my nephew, about 10 at the time, said, "Because they both let down the American people." |
Snafu wrote: "Dan Simper" wrote in message om... I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! Go for it! My brother had a boat he named "President Nixon". Every time he took the family and the boat to the launch ramp, the engine wouldn't start. When asked why it was named the "Nixon", my nephew, about 10 at the time, said, "Because they both let down the American people." I thought about naming my boat Bill Clinton, but I take my friends on that boat and I didn't want people going down on it. |
I was gonna call one of my yachts the "Bull Shooter" but looking at the
faces of all the buffalo I have, really changed my mind. So I called one of mine "The Benedict" and one "The Coward" and one Toothless. Of course I started the name "Aquaholic" but some suggest that my biggest boat is more reflective of its captain "Knot all here". "nfisherman" wrote in message oups.com... Snafu wrote: "Dan Simper" wrote in message om... I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! Go for it! My brother had a boat he named "President Nixon". Every time he took the family and the boat to the launch ramp, the engine wouldn't start. When asked why it was named the "Nixon", my nephew, about 10 at the time, said, "Because they both let down the American people." I thought about naming my boat Bill Clinton, but I take my friends on that boat and I didn't want people going down on it. |
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 19:46:32 -0800, -rick- wrote:
Dan Simper wrote: I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! Why not? I called my first boat "Slime bucket". A tribute to Clinton? Dave |
On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 09:06:18 -0500, Dave Hall
wrote: On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 19:46:32 -0800, -rick- wrote: Dan Simper wrote: I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! Why not? I called my first boat "Slime bucket". A tribute to Clinton? Dave *That* was good! John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! "Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it." Rene Descartes |
Dan, For your future reference and to split hairs, to name your boat
"GEORGE W. BUSH" would be to name your boat "after" him. To name your boat "like" him, you would have to go with something like "INCOMPETENT DWEEB" or "SMIRKIN' TURD". |
Dave Hall wrote:
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 19:46:32 -0800, -rick- wrote: Dan Simper wrote: I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! Why not? I called my first boat "Slime bucket". A tribute to Clinton? Dave A tribute to spring chinook. |
On Sat, 5 Feb 2005 08:05:23 -0500, "Harry Kruase"
wrote: Yup I named a few of my boats after George W Bush,, As a matter of fact,, I named my wife the same,, it adds some intelligence to our sheets,, as you see,, she is 20 years my junior and well,,, those pimples and braces sure are cute but dam,, try having a conversation with them. So I call her GWB and we get along fine,, actually it was her idea. But she is about the same size as a boat anyway,, like my 36 footer parker, her aft cabin has enough room to drive my 4x4 in,, turn it around and drive it back out,,, without slipping it into limited slip positions. Yup,,, I think it is time to take a trip up to my buddy at the local upscale liquor store,, get my bottles of my favorites for the day. Yup that is what I am gonna do. That Parker is only a 25'er. John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! "Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it." Rene Descartes |
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Yup The only way to bait me is to put one of those red and white pills my little darling keeps at the back of the tray,,, yup,, I call them the Red Devils,, and they are just a wonderful pill,, when I take one of them,,, wwwwwooooooo,,, over the hills ,,, over the fields of blueberries,, and over all the deer and the buffalo roaming,,, whappa I land right at the upscale liquor store where my buddy works who orders in the good stuff,, my favorite brand of alcohol,, but don't tell the little darling,, this alcohol stains my dentures and she has to scrub them and cannot understand ,,, but that is ok,,, Yup,, I owned the bait store one time,, yup,, I owned a chain of them,, yup,, I owned so many bait stores they called me master,,, and people thought my last name was baits,, yup,,, that is why they call me the master,,, but that was a real problem I had,, especially up there at the local video store rental place with my pocket full of quarters and cream,, yup,,, the little darling couldn't understand the trench coats in mid august but ,, those pimples and braces will learn soon enough,,, yup,,, Oooooo yaaaaa,, here comes that squeaky wheel tray now,, yeeeehaaaaa back to lala land I go,,, tooootaaaaaluuuuuu "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... On 2 Feb 2005 21:18:04 -0800, (Dan Simper) wrote: I think Bush is the greatest president EVER and I want to honor him by naming my boat like him ! You cant bait me troll. Im too smart for that. |
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