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Will the Coast Guard be used to guard the canals on Mars?
Oh Dear, I have that sinking feeling. If it flys or floats its cheaper to rent it. Since oil floats, and my engine leaks, I hearby declare my boat unsinkable. Most marine engines run well on the 7 seas. Mine just limps on the seize. Dock Line: Hey Baby, Wannna come aboard and see my rope collection? Dock Master: Whips the boaters into shape. DocKing: And I promise No New Taxes! Sailing song on windless day: You've lost that luffing feeling! FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE! |
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I like the t-shirt at Boaters World: "Talk nautical to me baby."
Unfortunately, it's written on the back so you can't see peoples reactions when they read it. -JimL Capt. Frank Hopkins wrote: removed |
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