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JohnH January 13th 05 08:36 PM

On 13 Jan 2005 12:32:11 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JohnH wrote:
On 13 Jan 2005 10:23:12 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Bass,
Where are you from? Why don't you post your address, or are
you
too
scared?

Hmm, I see that you can't find what my response to you was,

huh?
Anyway, as I've said, you post yours, I'll post mine. IF you
were
to
come to me, or a

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assured, buddy, you'd certainly be sorry
for doing so.


I believe you previously stated you study the martial arts.
Indeed, still do. Teach, also.


By making
threatening remarks to do bodily harm to another you obviously
have
no clue
about the philosophy behind the martial arts.

Quite the contrary. Martial arts, in particular Kenpo Karate,

which
I
study, is 100% defensive. And, again, if you were to come to me,
rest
assured, you'd be very sorry.
"Here are my weapons, Karate (empty hands). I have no weapons.

But
should I be forced to defend myself, my principals, or my honor,
then
here are me weapons, Karate (empty hands).

And I could care less what some jackass, who's probably never

took
a
Karate class in his life thinks. You see, Jim, there are many,

many
NEW
forms of what are ALLEGED to be martial arts out there. Those

new
types
try desperately to look like TRADITIONAL martial arts, and one

of
the
ways they do so is by interjecting little Zen sayings, making
people
with no real knowledge of the arts, like yourself, think that it

is
something oh, so dark and mysterious. Karate IS one of the

oldest
forms, and Kenpo in particular can trace it's roots back a

couple
thousand years.


You wrote:

"IF you were to come to me, or me to you, rest assured, buddy,

you'd

certainly be sorry for doing so."

That certainly does not sound defensive to me.

Really? What else WOULD it be? If you were to show up specifically

to
see me, looking up at your idiotic diatribes toward me, how would it

be
anything ELSE???


A lot of us would like to look at you. You seem like an interesting
member of the species. That doesn't mean we want to hurt you, just
look.

John H


Well, by golly, perhaps the next time I go north for a visit, I'll just
take a side trip to Deale.


That would be nice. Or maybe you could just post a picture of yourself
so we could just look.

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

"Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it."
Rene Descartes

basskisser January 13th 05 08:39 PM


JohnH wrote:
On 13 Jan 2005 12:32:11 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JohnH wrote:
On 13 Jan 2005 10:23:12 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...

Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Bass,
Where are you from? Why don't you post your address, or

are
you
too
scared?

Hmm, I see that you can't find what my response to you

was,
huh?
Anyway, as I've said, you post yours, I'll post mine. IF

you
were
to
come to me, or a


href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20to%20you"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20to%20you"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20to%20you"
onmouseover="window.status='a

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onmouseover="window.status='me to you'; return true;"
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rest
assured, buddy, you'd certainly be sorry
for doing so.


I believe you previously stated you study the martial arts.
Indeed, still do. Teach, also.


By making
threatening remarks to do bodily harm to another you

obviously
have
no clue
about the philosophy behind the martial arts.

Quite the contrary. Martial arts, in particular Kenpo Karate,

which
I
study, is 100% defensive. And, again, if you were to come to

me,
rest
assured, you'd be very sorry.
"Here are my weapons, Karate (empty hands). I have no

weapons.
But
should I be forced to defend myself, my principals, or my

honor,
then
here are me weapons, Karate (empty hands).

And I could care less what some jackass, who's probably never

took
a
Karate class in his life thinks. You see, Jim, there are

many,
many
NEW
forms of what are ALLEGED to be martial arts out there. Those

new
types
try desperately to look like TRADITIONAL martial arts, and

one
of
the
ways they do so is by interjecting little Zen sayings, making
people
with no real knowledge of the arts, like yourself, think that

it
is
something oh, so dark and mysterious. Karate IS one of the

oldest
forms, and Kenpo in particular can trace it's roots back a

couple
thousand years.


You wrote:

"IF you were to come to me, or me to you, rest assured, buddy,

you'd

certainly be sorry for doing so."

That certainly does not sound defensive to me.

Really? What else WOULD it be? If you were to show up

specifically
to
see me, looking up at your idiotic diatribes toward me, how would

it
be
anything ELSE???

A lot of us would like to look at you. You seem like an

interesting
member of the species. That doesn't mean we want to hurt you, just
look.

John H


Well, by golly, perhaps the next time I go north for a visit, I'll

just
take a side trip to Deale.


That would be nice. Or maybe you could just post a picture of

yourself
so we could just look.

John H

Nah, I'd rather come see you in person.


Eisboch January 13th 05 11:54 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.


This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12 year old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN

Eisboch





JohnH January 14th 05 12:04 AM

On 13 Jan 2005 12:39:56 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JohnH wrote:
On 13 Jan 2005 12:32:11 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JohnH wrote:
On 13 Jan 2005 10:23:12 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

roups.com...

Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Bass,
Where are you from? Why don't you post your address, or

are
you
too
scared?

Hmm, I see that you can't find what my response to you

was,
huh?
Anyway, as I've said, you post yours, I'll post mine. IF

you
were
to
come to me, or a


href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20to%20you"
onmouseover="window.status='a

href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=me%20to%20you"
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rest
assured, buddy, you'd certainly be sorry
for doing so.


I believe you previously stated you study the martial arts.
Indeed, still do. Teach, also.


By making
threatening remarks to do bodily harm to another you

obviously
have
no clue
about the philosophy behind the martial arts.

Quite the contrary. Martial arts, in particular Kenpo Karate,
which
I
study, is 100% defensive. And, again, if you were to come to

me,
rest
assured, you'd be very sorry.
"Here are my weapons, Karate (empty hands). I have no

weapons.
But
should I be forced to defend myself, my principals, or my

honor,
then
here are me weapons, Karate (empty hands).

And I could care less what some jackass, who's probably never
took
a
Karate class in his life thinks. You see, Jim, there are

many,
many
NEW
forms of what are ALLEGED to be martial arts out there. Those
new
types
try desperately to look like TRADITIONAL martial arts, and

one
of
the
ways they do so is by interjecting little Zen sayings, making
people
with no real knowledge of the arts, like yourself, think that

it
is
something oh, so dark and mysterious. Karate IS one of the
oldest
forms, and Kenpo in particular can trace it's roots back a
couple
thousand years.


You wrote:

"IF you were to come to me, or me to you, rest assured, buddy,
you'd

certainly be sorry for doing so."

That certainly does not sound defensive to me.

Really? What else WOULD it be? If you were to show up

specifically
to
see me, looking up at your idiotic diatribes toward me, how would

it
be
anything ELSE???

A lot of us would like to look at you. You seem like an

interesting
member of the species. That doesn't mean we want to hurt you, just
look.

John H

Well, by golly, perhaps the next time I go north for a visit, I'll

just
take a side trip to Deale.


That would be nice. Or maybe you could just post a picture of

yourself
so we could just look.

John H

Nah, I'd rather come see you in person.


Well, since Harry is most familiar with Deale, maybe you could cop a
ride with him on his lobsta' boat.

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

"Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it."
Rene Descartes

JohnH January 14th 05 12:47 AM

On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 18:54:39 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.


This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12 year old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN

Eisboch




You're right. I'm thinking perhaps basskisser is *still* taking those
lessons as a 12 year old.

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

"Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it."
Rene Descartes

NOYB January 14th 05 01:34 AM


"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 18:54:39 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.


This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12 year old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN



Hitotsu. Kekki no yu o imashimuru koto.









Shoosh Bassie January 14th 05 02:01 AM

Watch it Eisboch, Or you'll be getting an invite from Bassie into his
Doh-Joe!


Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD January 14th 05 11:13 AM

Then post your address or are you too scared?


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Well, I guess you are too scared to post your address, you know I

would come
around and break your skinny little pencil neck. Sometimes being a

coward
is better then getting your pencil neck broken.


Oh, so THAT'S why you won't take me up on my offer, huh? Please do, I'd
like SO much to meet you.




Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD January 14th 05 11:15 AM

Basskisser,
It seem you are the one too scared to let your identity known.

You scrawny little chicken necked weasel. ; )


"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
It is smart to keep your identity hidden, JimH would probably break

your
pencil neck.


Wow, I didn't realize you were THAT scared of everyone. No wonder you
"keep your identity hidden".




Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD January 14th 05 11:21 AM


"NOYB" wrote in message
ink.net...

Your dumber than I thought.....


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Classic!

Bass still can't figure out why this is so funny.




NOYB January 14th 05 01:36 PM


"NOYB" wrote in message
...

"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 18:54:39 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.

This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12 year
old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN



Hitotsu. Kekki no yu o imashimuru koto.


(Refrain from violent behavior).

Must have missed that class, eh bassie?



basskisser January 17th 05 12:34 PM


Eisboch wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless

buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.


This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12 year

old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.


Then you "suspect" completely wrong. I STILL am a student, as well as a
teacher.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.


Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor, then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN

You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


basskisser January 17th 05 12:36 PM


Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Then post your address or are you too scared?


Then post your address, or are you too scared?
By the way, if you want to start on my grammar and spelling now, I can
do the same. There should be a comma in your above sentence.


basskisser January 17th 05 12:37 PM


NOYB wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 18:54:39 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless

buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.

This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12

year old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN



Hitotsu. Kekki no yu o imashimuru koto.


I'm glad you are a practitioner of the art. The art of watching bad
Kung Fu movies late at night.


Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD January 17th 05 03:07 PM

Bassy,
Have you figured out yet how ridiculous you sounded when you asked someone
else to publish his address and telephone number? It has nothing to do with
being scared or hiding behind Usenet, it is prudent for any normal sane
person not to publish his telephone number or address. Since you do not fit
either category, I thought you just might publish yours. ; )


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Then post your address or are you too scared?


Then post your address, or are you too scared?
By the way, if you want to start on my grammar and spelling now, I can
do the same. There should be a comma in your above sentence.




NOYB January 17th 05 05:21 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless

buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.


This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12 year

old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.


Then you "suspect" completely wrong. I STILL am a student, as well as a
teacher.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.


Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor, then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.


You have no honor nor principles. And nobody has threatened your life. So
what the hell are you defending when you threaten to spit in somebody's
face?




JohnH January 17th 05 05:50 PM

On 17 Jan 2005 04:34:27 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


Eisboch wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless

buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.


This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12 year

old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.


Then you "suspect" completely wrong. I STILL am a student, as well as a
teacher.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.


Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor, then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN

You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


Basskisser, we all know you are a superhero. Now please go back to
sleep.

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

"Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it."
Rene Descartes

alias January 17th 05 05:52 PM


"Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD" wrote in message
...
Bassy,
Have you figured out yet how ridiculous you sounded when you asked someone
else to publish his address and telephone number? It has nothing to do
with being scared or hiding behind Usenet, it is prudent for any normal
sane person not to publish his telephone number or address. Since you do
not fit either category, I thought you just might publish yours. ; )


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Then post your address or are you too scared?


Then post your address, or are you too scared?
By the way, if you want to start on my grammar and spelling now, I can
do the same. There should be a comma in your above sentence.




Asslicker is too busy checking harry for polyps to figure out how ridiculous
he souds.



Eisboch January 17th 05 07:15 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.


Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor, then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN



You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


To most I am Eisboch, but you may call me Sensei.

Sensei Eisboch



basskisser January 18th 05 12:52 PM


Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Bassy,
Have you figured out yet how ridiculous you sounded when you asked

someone
else to publish his address and telephone number? It has nothing to

do with
being scared or hiding behind Usenet, it is prudent for any normal

sane
person not to publish his telephone number or address. Since you do

not fit
either category, I thought you just might publish yours. ; )

Quite the contrary. You see, anyone who I have asked to publish name,
address, etc. are ONLY the one's who need a little help realizing just
how idiotic they are acting. They are the one's who act like big, brave
men all the while hiding behind usenet. I'd never ask anyone for such,
unless they acted in that manner. Check and see. And, yes, it DOES have
something to do with "hiding behind usenet". If they weren't doing just
that, and I was face to face with them, I guarantee that most wouldn't
act like that in person.


basskisser January 18th 05 12:55 PM


NOYB wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



Why do you bother with Hertvik, Bass? He's a known boatless

buttwiper,
with nothing to contribute. Just ignore him.

This whole thread is ridiculous, but comical in a way.

I suspect Basskisser may have taken a few Karate lessons as a 12

year
old,
but chest thumping is his major skill set.


Then you "suspect" completely wrong. I STILL am a student, as well

as a
teacher.

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.


Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is

wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor,

then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay

particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.


You have no honor nor principles. And nobody has threatened your

life. So
what the hell are you defending when you threaten to spit in

somebody's
face?


I certainly have more principles and honor than YOU do. You care
nothing about anything except the bottom line, fleecing the retirees in
Naples out of their hard earned money.


basskisser January 18th 05 12:56 PM


alias wrote:
"Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD" wrote in

message
...
Bassy,
Have you figured out yet how ridiculous you sounded when you asked

someone
else to publish his address and telephone number? It has nothing

to do
with being scared or hiding behind Usenet, it is prudent for any

normal
sane person not to publish his telephone number or address. Since

you do
not fit either category, I thought you just might publish yours. ;

)


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Then post your address or are you too scared?

Then post your address, or are you too scared?
By the way, if you want to start on my grammar and spelling now, I

can
do the same. There should be a comma in your above sentence.




Asslicker is too busy checking harry for polyps to figure out how

ridiculous
he souds.


Wow, what an intelligent post....not.


basskisser January 18th 05 12:56 PM


Eisboch wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.


Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is

wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor,

then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay

particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN



You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


To most I am Eisboch, but you may call me Sensei.

Sensei Eisboch


Yeah, sure. If that were true, you'd certainly know more about the
subject than it appears you do.


JimH January 18th 05 01:02 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is

wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor,

then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay

particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN



You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


To most I am Eisboch, but you may call me Sensei.

Sensei Eisboch


Yeah, sure. If that were true, you'd certainly know more about the
subject than it appears you do.


Now you've done it Eisboch.....you are on Bassy's list now.

Remember that the only fair way to discuss things with him is to be
blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back. Otherwise it is not a fair
fight.



basskisser January 18th 05 01:22 PM


JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is

wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons,

but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor,

then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay

particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN


You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


To most I am Eisboch, but you may call me Sensei.

Sensei Eisboch


Yeah, sure. If that were true, you'd certainly know more about the
subject than it appears you do.


Now you've done it Eisboch.....you are on Bassy's list now.

Remember that the only fair way to discuss things with him is to be
blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back. Otherwise it is not

a fair
fight.

Are you trying to make a point, or just acting idiotic, as usual?


P.Fritz January 18th 05 01:22 PM


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is

wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor,

then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay

particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN


You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


To most I am Eisboch, but you may call me Sensei.

Sensei Eisboch


Yeah, sure. If that were true, you'd certainly know more about the
subject than it appears you do.


Now you've done it Eisboch.....you are on Bassy's list now.

Remember that the only fair way to discuss things with him is to be
blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back. Otherwise it is not a
fair fight.


That would still be unfair ;-)





JimH January 18th 05 01:28 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is
wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons,

but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor,
then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay
particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN


You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


To most I am Eisboch, but you may call me Sensei.

Sensei Eisboch

Yeah, sure. If that were true, you'd certainly know more about the
subject than it appears you do.


Now you've done it Eisboch.....you are on Bassy's list now.

Remember that the only fair way to discuss things with him is to be
blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back. Otherwise it is not

a fair
fight.

Are you trying to make a point, or just acting idiotic, as usual?


Having a hard time understanding my point Bassy? Why is that not
surprising?



Eisboch January 18th 05 02:04 PM


"JimH" wrote in message
...


Now you've done it Eisboch.....you are on Bassy's list now.



I'd like to thank the academy, the inventor of the internet - Al Gore,
fellow NG subscribers, and all others that toil for the betterment of
bandwidth usage for this honor.

Eisboch


basskisser January 18th 05 02:33 PM


P.Fritz wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message
...

"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image is
wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no weapons,

but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my

honor,
then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay
particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN


You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


To most I am Eisboch, but you may call me Sensei.

Sensei Eisboch

Yeah, sure. If that were true, you'd certainly know more about the
subject than it appears you do.


Now you've done it Eisboch.....you are on Bassy's list now.

Remember that the only fair way to discuss things with him is to be


blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back. Otherwise it is

not a
fair fight.


That would still be unfair ;-)

Yes, that is true, Paul. I'd certainly have an advantage on you. At
least I know enough, and have enough will, to raise my kid without the
help of a usenet support group.


Eisboch January 18th 05 02:45 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message
...


Now you've done it Eisboch.....you are on Bassy's list now.




I'd like to thank the academy, the inventor of the internet - Al Gore,
fellow NG subscribers, and all others that toil for the betterment of
bandwidth usage for this honor.

Eisboch



Sorry, but no Golden Globule appearances unless you look this good in a
dress:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...gga10701162303


Wow. She certainly has nice globules.

Eisboch


basskisser January 18th 05 03:12 PM


JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Eisboch wrote:

No true student of Karate talks the talk of Basskisser.

Yeah, I know what you've seen on T.V. But, alas, that image

is
wrong.
All of that Zen grasshopper crap is just that....crap. Take

for
instance, the Kenpo Karate creed:
I come to you with only Karate, empty hands. I have no

weapons,
but
should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my

honor,
then
here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands. Now please, pay
particular
attention to the "defend myself, my PRINCIPLES, or MY HONOR.

OKU MYO ZAI REN SHIN


You've been watching too many old Kung Fu movies.


To most I am Eisboch, but you may call me Sensei.

Sensei Eisboch

Yeah, sure. If that were true, you'd certainly know more about

the
subject than it appears you do.


Now you've done it Eisboch.....you are on Bassy's list now.

Remember that the only fair way to discuss things with him is to

be
blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back. Otherwise it is

not
a fair
fight.

Are you trying to make a point, or just acting idiotic, as usual?


Having a hard time understanding my point Bassy? Why is that not
surprising?


It shouldn't be surprising. I do have a hard time understanding
childish innuendos.


Dr. Dr. Smithers January 18th 05 06:46 PM

Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy, you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask for
someone's name and address and phone number?


basskisser wrote:
Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Bassy,
Have you figured out yet how ridiculous you sounded when you asked

someone
else to publish his address and telephone number? It has nothing

to
do with
being scared or hiding behind Usenet, it is prudent for any normal

sane
person not to publish his telephone number or address. Since you

do
not fit
either category, I thought you just might publish yours. ; )

Quite the contrary. You see, anyone who I have asked to publish name,
address, etc. are ONLY the one's who need a little help realizing

just
how idiotic they are acting. They are the one's who act like big,

brave
men all the while hiding behind usenet. I'd never ask anyone for

such,
unless they acted in that manner. Check and see. And, yes, it DOES

have
something to do with "hiding behind usenet". If they weren't doing

just
that, and I was face to face with them, I guarantee that most

wouldn't
act like that in person.



Dr. Dr. Smithers January 18th 05 06:50 PM

Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy, you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask for
someone's name and address and phone number?


basskisser wrote:
Dr. Dr. J. P. Smithers, MD, PHD wrote:
Bassy,
Have you figured out yet how ridiculous you sounded when you asked

someone
else to publish his address and telephone number? It has nothing

to
do with
being scared or hiding behind Usenet, it is prudent for any normal

sane
person not to publish his telephone number or address. Since you

do
not fit
either category, I thought you just might publish yours. ; )

Quite the contrary. You see, anyone who I have asked to publish name,
address, etc. are ONLY the one's who need a little help realizing

just
how idiotic they are acting. They are the one's who act like big,

brave
men all the while hiding behind usenet. I'd never ask anyone for

such,
unless they acted in that manner. Check and see. And, yes, it DOES

have
something to do with "hiding behind usenet". If they weren't doing

just
that, and I was face to face with them, I guarantee that most

wouldn't
act like that in person.



basskisser January 18th 05 07:16 PM


Dr. Dr. Smithers wrote:
Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy, you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask for
someone's name and address and phone number?

Again, sorry, but you aren't seeing things in the intelligent way. I
have NEVER, ever, here, or anywhere else, asked anyone for their
address and phone number without being provoked to defend myself, my
family, my honor or myself. I have never, ever just out of the blue
called someone to the mat, as it were. Go back and see for yourself. As
a matter of fact, YOU are the only one that I know of here who has done
such a thing.
Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask for
someone's name and address and phone number?


NOYB January 18th 05 09:18 PM


"Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy, you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask for
someone's name and address and phone number?


Would you please stop explaining this to him!?!? He's obviously too
flippin' stupid to get it. And, frankly, I'm tired of watching you repeat
yourself.



basskisser January 19th 05 01:53 PM


NOYB wrote:
"Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when

asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy,

you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask for
someone's name and address and phone number?


Would you please stop explaining this to him!?!? He's obviously too
flippin' stupid to get it. And, frankly, I'm tired of watching you

repeat
yourself.

Hmm, I take it you are the one that needs some explaining to. Again,
over and over, it appears. The only time I EVER asked someone to post
their whereabouts, was when *I* was verbally threatened or abused. Not
being the whimpy, school girlish type of person, I take such threats
just as they are, threats. Gee, NOYB, YOU are all in favor of
preemptive strikes, right?


NOYB January 19th 05 10:20 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

NOYB wrote:
"Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when

asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy,

you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask for
someone's name and address and phone number?


Would you please stop explaining this to him!?!? He's obviously too
flippin' stupid to get it. And, frankly, I'm tired of watching you

repeat
yourself.

Hmm, I take it you are the one that needs some explaining to. Again,
over and over, it appears. The only time I EVER asked someone to post
their whereabouts, was when *I* was verbally threatened or abused.


You get verbally abused every day.



basskisser January 20th 05 01:27 PM


NOYB wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

NOYB wrote:
"Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing

you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when

asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy,

you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me

yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask

for
someone's name and address and phone number?

Would you please stop explaining this to him!?!? He's obviously

too
flippin' stupid to get it. And, frankly, I'm tired of watching

you
repeat
yourself.

Hmm, I take it you are the one that needs some explaining to.

Again,
over and over, it appears. The only time I EVER asked someone to

post
their whereabouts, was when *I* was verbally threatened or abused.


You get verbally abused every day.

So don't you, so what IS your point?


P.Fritz January 20th 05 02:42 PM


"NOYB" wrote in message
k.net...

"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

NOYB wrote:
"Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when

asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy,

you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask for
someone's name and address and phone number?

Would you please stop explaining this to him!?!? He's obviously too
flippin' stupid to get it. And, frankly, I'm tired of watching you

repeat
yourself.

Hmm, I take it you are the one that needs some explaining to. Again,
over and over, it appears. The only time I EVER asked someone to post
their whereabouts, was when *I* was verbally threatened or abused.


You get verbally abused every day.


Can anybofy really be as clueless as asslicker?







NOYB January 20th 05 03:03 PM


"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

NOYB wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

NOYB wrote:
"Dr. Dr. Smithers" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bassy,
It appears that you are guilty of doing exactly the same thing

you
accuse others of doing. Acting like a big tough guy, but when
asked
for his address and phone number, you become a little girly boy,
you
hide behind Usenet and give a 3rd grade reply of "you show me

yours
first".

Have you finally figured out how stupid you appear when you ask

for
someone's name and address and phone number?

Would you please stop explaining this to him!?!? He's obviously

too
flippin' stupid to get it. And, frankly, I'm tired of watching

you
repeat
yourself.
Hmm, I take it you are the one that needs some explaining to.

Again,
over and over, it appears. The only time I EVER asked someone to

post
their whereabouts, was when *I* was verbally threatened or abused.


You get verbally abused every day.

So don't you, so what IS your point?



"So don't you"?

Is the THC short-circuiting your brain again?




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