Would that be considered assault with a friendly weapon??

For a lot of us, assault with a dead weapon would be more appropriate.

My three (going on four-year-old) nephew wanted a talking character doll for
Christmas. The doll is based on the movie
"Toy Story", where the main characters are apparently a cowboy named "Woody"
and a spaceman named "Buzz Lightyear."

Was a shame really. Whole room full of middle aged and older men, and I can't
say that anybody but the four year old got a "Woody" at the celebraton. :-)

But it is reassuring to know that there are probably still hundreds of Woodys
available at Sears, most likely half off after the holidays......... (oh,
dear..better not go there at all!)