Some OT good news for a Tuesday!
 

"JohnH" wrote in message
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Kids Benefit from Civil Military Operation


Hopefully, none of your president's missing high explosives will end up
parked in a car outside that school.

"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:31:16 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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Kids Benefit from Civil Military Operation


Hopefully, none of your president's missing high explosives will end up
parked in a car outside that school.

The President's missing explosives were missing when the President's
boys got there.

Hopefully, the President will keep the battle over there so the
explosives don't show up in *our* schools.

The poor liebrals.....their 'october surprise' turns out to be a big fraud.



John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world,
those who can do binary and those who can't!

"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:31:16 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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Kids Benefit from Civil Military Operation


Hopefully, none of your president's missing high explosives will end up
parked in a car outside that school.

The President's missing explosives were missing when the President's
boys got there.

You will remember that your boy spent 6 or 7 months wagging his dick at
Saddam before doing anything, all the while insulting anyone who might have
had a better idea.

"P.Fritz" wrote in message
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:31:16 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
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Kids Benefit from Civil Military Operation


Hopefully, none of your president's missing high explosives will end up
parked in a car outside that school.

The President's missing explosives were missing when the President's
boys got there.

Hopefully, the President will keep the battle over there so the
explosives don't show up in *our* schools.

The poor liebrals.....their 'october surprise' turns out to be a big
fraud.

Uh oh. Someone's been reading to Phritz again!

"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:35:53 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:31:16 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
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Kids Benefit from Civil Military Operation


Hopefully, none of your president's missing high explosives will end
up
parked in a car outside that school.

The President's missing explosives were missing when the President's
boys got there.

You will remember that your boy spent 6 or 7 months wagging his dick at
Saddam before doing anything, all the while insulting anyone who might
have
had a better idea.


Yup, building a coalition, appeasing the limp dick congressmen, and
toadying to the UfrigginN was a total waste of time. He should have
acted before warning anyone of anything.

Next time we'll know better.

John H

Here's something for you. Pay special attention to the figures related to
what you like to call the "coalition":

US fatalities: 1106 (US wounded: 8016)
Fatalities since Bush said "Mission accomplished": 997
Fatalities since Bush said "Bring it on": 900
Number of casualties shared by Bush's stellar coalition of 30+
nations: 68 UK / 72 other.
http://icasualties.org/oif/

It should be obvious that the only reason your boy bothered with the
coalition routine was that he hoped it would prevent him from taking ALL the
blame for the mess. You know: "Hey....THEY agreed with me!"

"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:47:25 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:35:53 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:31:16 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
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Kids Benefit from Civil Military Operation


Hopefully, none of your president's missing high explosives will
end
up
parked in a car outside that school.

The President's missing explosives were missing when the President's
boys got there.

You will remember that your boy spent 6 or 7 months wagging his dick
at
Saddam before doing anything, all the while insulting anyone who might
have
had a better idea.


Yup, building a coalition, appeasing the limp dick congressmen, and
toadying to the UfrigginN was a total waste of time. He should have
acted before warning anyone of anything.

Next time we'll know better.

John H

Here's something for you. Pay special attention to the figures related to
what you like to call the "coalition":

US fatalities: 1106 (US wounded: 8016)
Fatalities since Bush said "Mission accomplished": 997
Fatalities since Bush said "Bring it on": 900
Number of casualties shared by Bush's stellar coalition of 30+
nations: 68 UK / 72 other.
http://icasualties.org/oif/

It should be obvious that the only reason your boy bothered with the
coalition routine was that he hoped it would prevent him from taking ALL
the
blame for the mess. You know: "Hey....THEY agreed with me!"


Well, it's a shame the French and Germans didn't go along. Then you'd
be happy.

He should have done what Kerry says he'll do -- get a global consensus
first.

John H

It's a little late for a consensus. I suspect every leader in the world knew
that Bush was tilting at windmills. A consensus would be meaningless at this
point. The best we can hope for is a new president who will stop insulting
our intelligence every time he opens his mouth.

"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:05:14 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:47:25 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:35:53 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:31:16 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
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Kids Benefit from Civil Military Operation


Hopefully, none of your president's missing high explosives will
end
up
parked in a car outside that school.

The President's missing explosives were missing when the
President's
boys got there.

You will remember that your boy spent 6 or 7 months wagging his
dick
at
Saddam before doing anything, all the while insulting anyone who
might
have
had a better idea.


Yup, building a coalition, appeasing the limp dick congressmen, and
toadying to the UfrigginN was a total waste of time. He should have
acted before warning anyone of anything.

Next time we'll know better.

John H

Here's something for you. Pay special attention to the figures related
to
what you like to call the "coalition":

US fatalities: 1106 (US wounded: 8016)
Fatalities since Bush said "Mission accomplished": 997
Fatalities since Bush said "Bring it on": 900
Number of casualties shared by Bush's stellar coalition of 30+
nations: 68 UK / 72 other.
http://icasualties.org/oif/

It should be obvious that the only reason your boy bothered with the
coalition routine was that he hoped it would prevent him from taking
ALL
the
blame for the mess. You know: "Hey....THEY agreed with me!"


Well, it's a shame the French and Germans didn't go along. Then you'd
be happy.

He should have done what Kerry says he'll do -- get a global consensus
first.

John H

It's a little late for a consensus. I suspect every leader in the world
knew
that Bush was tilting at windmills. A consensus would be meaningless at
this
point. The best we can hope for is a new president who will stop
insulting
our intelligence every time he opens his mouth.


The phrase was, "...should have done...," not "should do..."

It was a tongue in cheek comment. Read it again. It points to a big
fallacy in Kerry's proposed modus operandi.

John H

Well, I think the best we can hope for at this point is that Kerry won't get
us into ANOTHER mess like this. As far as the current mess, I don't think
ANYONE is capable of making drastic improvements. Bush burned down the
house. Planting a marigold in front of the wreck will achieve nothing.

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 15:12:59 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

Kerry hasn't said anything like that, ****-for-brains...

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OK, so is this the real Harry or is it Jon Smithe ?

Sure sounds like the real thing unfortunately.

"JohnH" wrote in message
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NEWS RELEASE
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Phone: (813) 827-5894; FAX: (813) 827-2211; DSN 651-5894

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December 7, 2004
Release Number: 04-12-14


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


1ST INFANTRY DIVISION SOLDIERS DISCOVER TRUCK LOADS OF MUNITIONS

Uh oh. I can see it now. Bush on television tonight:

"Mah fellow Americals....ya know...the word "mass" can mean a whole lotta
things. Like what people goes to at church, but that's not what I'm talkin'
about, folks. I'm talkin' mass destruction. Not destroying mass, cuz I think
my physicals teacher said that's impossible. You can only turn it into
sumthin else, like when momma makes cookies. Ya don't destroy the chocolate
chips....just change 'em a little. Anyway...I'm talkin' about how our troops
just found all these weapons. And even if they only killed a dozen or so
folks at a time, that's still more mass destroying than just..like...ya
know....one bullet fired at one person. So, I think we found them WMDs."

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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Surly you're not mocking our Good Humor Man's efforts to see a pinprick of
light in a dark stormy sky?

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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Surly you're not mocking our Good Humor Man's efforts to see a pinprick of
light in a dark stormy sky?



"Surly", while a typo, may actually be an accurate representation of my mood
at the moment. I figured out why my company wants me to fly (rather than
drive) from Rochester to Long Island for next week's sales meeting: If I
drive, I can bring a gun. They are being SUCH assholes today.....

On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 15:36:42 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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Surly you're not mocking our Good Humor Man's efforts to see a pinprick of
light in a dark stormy sky?



"Surly", while a typo, may actually be an accurate representation of my mood
at the moment. I figured out why my company wants me to fly (rather than
drive) from Rochester to Long Island for next week's sales meeting: If I
drive, I can bring a gun. They are being SUCH assholes today....

Planning on getting your way or a massacre? :)

Later,

Tom

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 15:36:42 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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Surly you're not mocking our Good Humor Man's efforts to see a pinprick
of
light in a dark stormy sky?



"Surly", while a typo, may actually be an accurate representation of my
mood
at the moment. I figured out why my company wants me to fly (rather than
drive) from Rochester to Long Island for next week's sales meeting: If I
drive, I can bring a gun. They are being SUCH assholes today....


Planning on getting your way or a massacre? :)

Later,

Tom



When I lived in Albany, some fool hijacked a Fairchild-Hiller propjet
and ordered the crew to fly him to Long Island. I fotgot the outcome,
but I do recall no one was injured.

Now, that's an obvious case of some putz who just wanted a free ride. The
penalty should involve being clamped in a pillory and having rotten produce
hurled at the perpetrator. :-)

"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 14:28:47 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
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NEWS RELEASE
HEADQUARTERS UNITED STATES CENTRAL COMMAND
7115 South Boundary Boulevard
MacDill AFB, Fla. 33621-5101
Phone: (813) 827-5894; FAX: (813) 827-2211; DSN 651-5894


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December 7, 2004
Release Number: 04-12-14


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


1ST INFANTRY DIVISION SOLDIERS DISCOVER TRUCK LOADS OF MUNITIONS

Uh oh. I can see it now. Bush on television tonight:

"Mah fellow Americals....ya know...the word "mass" can mean a whole lotta
things. Like what people goes to at church, but that's not what I'm
talkin'
about, folks. I'm talkin' mass destruction. Not destroying mass, cuz I
think
my physicals teacher said that's impossible. You can only turn it into
sumthin else, like when momma makes cookies. Ya don't destroy the
chocolate
chips....just change 'em a little. Anyway...I'm talkin' about how our
troops
just found all these weapons. And even if they only killed a dozen or so
folks at a time, that's still more mass destroying than just..like...ya
know....one bullet fired at one person. So, I think we found them WMDs."


Wow. A little good news *does* tend to **** y'all off, doesn't it?

I agree it's good news. But, if I don't get my weekly dose of your
president's inane remarks, I get depressed. You know he's got to make hay
out of this one, right?