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Doug Kanter September 28th 04 01:45 PM

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Doug Kanter wrote:
"NOYB" wrote in message
...

Islam and Christianity cannot coexist because the Quran directs Muslims

to
either convert the unbelievers...or kill them.


You might make a point of remembering that a similar viewpoint is held

by
many Kristians, except it's worse. At some vague point ("judgement

day"),
non believers will be wasted. Too bad if the Buddhist next door happened

to
be the kindest person on earth. He's dust when JC returns.



That fundie Christian belief really is pretty funny, considering Jesus
was born Jewish, lived Jewish, and died Jewish, and had no desire to
convert heathens to Judaism, or even associate with non-Jews. What a
giggle...Jesus "comes back," gets directions to the nearest synagogue,
and still avoids associating with non-Jews.

I occasionally encounter "Christians" who are openly obnoxious about
their religious beliefs, who are always asking others if they've "found
Jesus," and who deny Jesus was Jewish. "Oh...he was something else...NOT
Jewish." Right...and the Last Supper was a pizza party, not a Passover
seder. Right after celebrating the Jewish religious holiday as a Jew,
Jesus must have converted himself to...to...well, something.


When you meet idiots like that, provide them with solid proof that Jesus was
Jewish: His mother thought he was God, and he thought she was a virgin. Ba
da bing. Simple.



Harry Krause September 28th 04 01:49 PM

Doug Kanter wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Doug Kanter wrote:
"NOYB" wrote in message
...

Islam and Christianity cannot coexist because the Quran directs Muslims

to
either convert the unbelievers...or kill them.

You might make a point of remembering that a similar viewpoint is held

by
many Kristians, except it's worse. At some vague point ("judgement

day"),
non believers will be wasted. Too bad if the Buddhist next door happened

to
be the kindest person on earth. He's dust when JC returns.



That fundie Christian belief really is pretty funny, considering Jesus
was born Jewish, lived Jewish, and died Jewish, and had no desire to
convert heathens to Judaism, or even associate with non-Jews. What a
giggle...Jesus "comes back," gets directions to the nearest synagogue,
and still avoids associating with non-Jews.

I occasionally encounter "Christians" who are openly obnoxious about
their religious beliefs, who are always asking others if they've "found
Jesus," and who deny Jesus was Jewish. "Oh...he was something else...NOT
Jewish." Right...and the Last Supper was a pizza party, not a Passover
seder. Right after celebrating the Jewish religious holiday as a Jew,
Jesus must have converted himself to...to...well, something.


When you meet idiots like that, provide them with solid proof that Jesus was
Jewish: His mother thought he was God, and he thought she was a virgin. Ba
da bing. Simple.



Hehehe. Now that's funny.

--
We today have a president of the United States who looks like he is the
son of Howdy Doody or Alfred E. Newman, who isn't smarter than either of
them, who is arrogant about his ignorance, who is reckless and
incompetent, and whose backers are turning the United States into a pariah.

What, me worry?


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