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Greg Boyles December 7th 03 08:17 PM

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Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.

http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg

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news December 7th 03 09:59 PM

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Freakin' morbid man..
-b

"Greg Boyles" wrote in message
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Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.


http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg

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Gary Warner December 8th 03 04:34 AM

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Interesting.


"Greg Boyles" wrote in message
news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.


http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg

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Backyard Renegade December 8th 03 04:31 PM

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"Greg Boyles" wrote in message news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.

http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg



I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty

Greg Boyles December 8th 03 06:11 PM

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Well this is just my opinion. But if those are truly his last wishes and he
can afford to have it built. AND he can do that legally. I mean really its
no different than a burial at sea. Anyway just my opinion.

My self, the reason I want one if I just like to collect weird stuff.




"Backyard Renegade" wrote in message
om...
"Greg Boyles" wrote in message

news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one

might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able

to
find.


http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg


I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty




Gary Warner December 8th 03 06:40 PM

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"Backyard Renegade" wrote:


I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty


Certainly a personal choice for you but if that's what your friend truely
wants
I'd take it as an honor to do it. Provided of course you won't get into
legal
trouble by doing that. I suspect it would be illegal.




Backyard Renegade December 8th 03 11:32 PM

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"Gary Warner" wrote in message ...
"Backyard Renegade" wrote:


I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty


Certainly a personal choice for you but if that's what your friend truely
wants
I'd take it as an honor to do it. Provided of course you won't get into
legal
trouble by doing that. I suspect it would be illegal.


That is my suspicion too. And also there could be liability issues if
the wind changed and the boat came back! Scotty.

Don White December 8th 03 11:39 PM

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What if he is cremated first...
Then take his ashes out on the viking longboat and then set it afire.

Backyard Renegade wrote in message I have a
friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty




bowgus December 9th 03 12:31 AM

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Brings another dimension to "wake boarding", doesn't it :-)

"Greg Boyles" wrote in message
news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.


http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg

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bowgus December 9th 03 12:32 AM

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Brings another dimension to "wake boarding", doesn't it :-)

"Greg Boyles" wrote in message
news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.


http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg

--
Visit The Arm Chair Sailor
http://www.fullcircle.net





bowgus December 9th 03 12:50 AM

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And this is the last time I don't check before replying to cross postings
....

"bowgus" wrote in message
.rogers.com...
Brings another dimension to "wake boarding", doesn't it :-)

"Greg Boyles" wrote in message
news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one

might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able

to
find.



http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg

--
Visit The Arm Chair Sailor
http://www.fullcircle.net







Greg Boyles December 9th 03 07:32 PM

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Clever Idea about the ashes!. If it was set on fire far out enough it would
burn to the water line long before it blew back to shore.

Greg





"Don White" wrote in message
...
What if he is cremated first...
Then take his ashes out on the viking longboat and then set it afire.

Backyard Renegade wrote in message I have a
friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty






Backyard Renegade December 9th 03 10:31 PM

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"bowgus" wrote in message e.rogers.com...
Brings another dimension to "wake boarding", doesn't it :-)



Good one, I will use it next time he brings it up and being the season
of cheer and beer, I sure he will.
Scotty

"Greg Boyles" wrote in message
news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.


http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg

--
Visit The Arm Chair Sailor
http://www.fullcircle.net



Ian Malcolm December 9th 03 11:40 PM

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Backyard Renegade wrote:

"Gary Warner" wrote in message ...
"Backyard Renegade" wrote:


I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty


Certainly a personal choice for you but if that's what your friend truely
wants
I'd take it as an honor to do it. Provided of course you won't get into
legal
trouble by doing that. I suspect it would be illegal.


That is my suspicion too. And also there could be liability issues if
the wind changed and the boat came back! Scotty.


Why not ask your friend if he'd consider a ship burial. Last voyage in
his
ship wrapped in a shroud, followed by burial near the water IN HIS SHIP
with all its gear and raise a barrow mound over him and the ship. If the
grave is below the water table in a clay or peat soil, the pair of you
could be causing archeological controversy in 1000 years time.

I'd suggest an engraved lead plate with the date, his and the ship's names
etc. and naming you as the builder.

Should be perfectly legal with the land owner's permission.
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Bob December 10th 03 02:53 AM

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On 8 Dec 2003 08:31:36 -0800, (Backyard
Renegade) wrote:

"Greg Boyles" wrote in message news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.

http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg


I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death.


isnt it illegal to dispose of trash within the territorial waters? :-)
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Bob December 10th 03 02:54 AM

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On 8 Dec 2003 08:31:36 -0800, (Backyard
Renegade) wrote:

"Greg Boyles" wrote in message news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able to
find.

http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg


I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet...


Incidentally...one of the best kept secrets around...the USCG provides
free burial at sea, as time permits for anyone...
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and enter 'wf3h' in the field

check my blog at:
http://www.bobview.blogspot.com/

Jere Lull December 11th 03 07:54 AM

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Backyard Renegade wrote:

I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty


If that's his wishes, and he pays up front or is a good friend, I would
have no compunction. He should probably be cremated first to satisfy
local regs, and the boat should be created to burn as completely as
possible, but I can't think of a better way to go.

When I'm no longer interested in this body, any usable parts can be used
by the needy, Science can have it to figure out how I survived that
long, then burn the rest and put it in some water. The Virgin Islands
are my first choice, Chesapeake second, but the creek that starts in my
back yard is sufficient. I've enjoyed the body for more than a half
century, but when I'm done with it, I'm done.

--
Jere Lull
Xan-a-Deux ('73 Tanzer 28 #4 out of Tolchester, MD)
Xan's Pages: http://members.dca.net/jerelull/X-Main.html
Our BVI FAQs (290+ pics) http://homepage.mac.com/jerelull/BVI/


Backyard Renegade December 11th 03 10:14 PM

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"Greg Boyles" wrote in message news:N93Bb.336269$9E1.1644441@attbi_s52...
Well this is just my opinion. But if those are truly his last wishes and he
can afford to have it built.


Yeah, that's the problem. He has owed me 50 bucks for almost a year
now and he is still alive. I am sure it would be almost impossible to
get him to pay me after he is dead and burned! ;)


AND he can do that legally. I mean really its
no different than a burial at sea. Anyway just my opinion.

My self, the reason I want one if I just like to collect weird stuff.




"Backyard Renegade" wrote in message
om...
"Greg Boyles" wrote in message

news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one

might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was able

to
find.


http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg


I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty


Greg Boyles December 13th 03 08:30 AM

Boat-Hearses
 
Good point.. But a boat like that might be great for your examples of things
you have made.


"Backyard Renegade" wrote in message
m...
"Greg Boyles" wrote in message

news:N93Bb.336269$9E1.1644441@attbi_s52...
Well this is just my opinion. But if those are truly his last wishes and

he
can afford to have it built.


Yeah, that's the problem. He has owed me 50 bucks for almost a year
now and he is still alive. I am sure it would be almost impossible to
get him to pay me after he is dead and burned! ;)


AND he can do that legally. I mean really its
no different than a burial at sea. Anyway just my opinion.

My self, the reason I want one if I just like to collect weird stuff.




"Backyard Renegade" wrote in message
om...
"Greg Boyles" wrote in message

news:5VLAb.51952$_M.239766@attbi_s54...
Does anyone out there know anything about Boat-Hearses and where one

might
obtain one? I have included a link to the one and only photo I was

able
to
find.



http://www.mit.edu/people/dheimbur/p...-Images/41.jpg


I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty




Greg Boyles December 13th 03 08:32 AM

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Great way to look at it.




"Jere Lull" wrote in message
...
Backyard Renegade wrote:

I have a friend who is trying to commission me to build him a small
viking type ship, maybe 20 feet... Only problem is he also wants me to
put him in it and send it to sea on fire upon his death. I did not
mind so much when he asked me to do it, but when I finally realized he
is serious, I kind of got freaked out. Still don't know if I am gonna
build that one, probably not. Scotty


If that's his wishes, and he pays up front or is a good friend, I would
have no compunction. He should probably be cremated first to satisfy
local regs, and the boat should be created to burn as completely as
possible, but I can't think of a better way to go.

When I'm no longer interested in this body, any usable parts can be used
by the needy, Science can have it to figure out how I survived that
long, then burn the rest and put it in some water. The Virgin Islands
are my first choice, Chesapeake second, but the creek that starts in my
back yard is sufficient. I've enjoyed the body for more than a half
century, but when I'm done with it, I'm done.

--
Jere Lull
Xan-a-Deux ('73 Tanzer 28 #4 out of Tolchester, MD)
Xan's Pages: http://members.dca.net/jerelull/X-Main.html
Our BVI FAQs (290+ pics) http://homepage.mac.com/jerelull/BVI/




Skip Gundlach December 15th 03 09:06 PM

Boat-Hearses
 
"Jere Lull" wrote in message
...

When I'm no longer interested in this body, any usable parts can be used
by the needy, Science can have it to figure out how I survived that
long, then burn the rest and put it in some water. The Virgin Islands
are my first choice, Chesapeake second, but the creek that starts in my
back yard is sufficient. I've enjoyed the body for more than a half
century, but when I'm done with it, I'm done.


Amen :{))

I'm expecting I'd go first, as I'm older, but in either event, we're
planning to video the approaching demise, having the prospective deceased
detail current reality and expected outcome, along with detailing the desire
of the end result ...

.... which will be that the remains are rolled under the lifeline while under
way, because it will stink too badly before you get back to shore, also
video'd, so that the survivor doesn't get hauled up on murder charges :{))

Of course, with our luck, we'd be ashore while stricken, and couldn't do
that - but then we *could* do the donor part. I'm of like mind, wanting all
the used parts which still work to be harvested, then the remainder to get
cut on by students, and, ideally, the rest made into dog and cat food, but I
know that won't happen due to current sensibilities :{)) So, a nice bonfire
still has some appeal!

L8R

Skip and Lydia, getting closer (post to follow soon)

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Rosalie B. December 29th 03 04:14 AM

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x-no-archive:yes "Skip Gundlach"
wrote:

"Jere Lull" wrote in message
...

When I'm no longer interested in this body, any usable parts can be used
by the needy, Science can have it to figure out how I survived that
long, then burn the rest and put it in some water. The Virgin Islands
are my first choice, Chesapeake second, but the creek that starts in my
back yard is sufficient. I've enjoyed the body for more than a half
century, but when I'm done with it, I'm done.


Amen :{))

I'm expecting I'd go first, as I'm older, but in either event, we're
planning to video the approaching demise, having the prospective deceased
detail current reality and expected outcome, along with detailing the desire
of the end result ...

... which will be that the remains are rolled under the lifeline while under
way, because it will stink too badly before you get back to shore, also
video'd, so that the survivor doesn't get hauled up on murder charges :{))

Of course, with our luck, we'd be ashore while stricken, and couldn't do
that - but then we *could* do the donor part. I'm of like mind, wanting all
the used parts which still work to be harvested, then the remainder to get
cut on by students, and, ideally, the rest made into dog and cat food, but I
know that won't happen due to current sensibilities :{)) So, a nice bonfire
still has some appeal!


I don't think you can both donate body parts AND be used by students
as a cadaver. Typically (at least this was the way they did it when
my dad was a prof of anatomy at Un of MD Med School) they assign 2 to
4 students to one body (one student or one team per side), and they
want all the legs, arms, eyes, lungs, livers etc. there for the
students to see in situ so to speak. They don't want someone who's
too fat or too tall to fit on the table either.

Ideally you make out and sign a document so that the arrangements are
made in advance. Especially, you don't want to be embalmed by a
funeral home because that will make you unusable by a medical school
(the funeral homes do it differently). You also can't have been
autopsied because they cut you up and destroy all the vessel
connections.








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