NOYB and Harry go Boating....
A bit of boating humor.
(Phone rings, NOYB answers) Harry: Hello, Dr. NOYB? NOYB: Yes, Harry? I wanted to thank you again for taking me on that weekend cruise the last time I was up your way. I had a lot of fun. Harry: So I gather. Actually, that's why I'm calling. I heard from an attorney this afternoon. NOYB: An attorney? Harry: Yeah. You know that nice looking older gal who had the transient slip next to ours? NOYB: Well, yeah. I think I remember her. Harry: And do you remember getting up in the middle of the night and going over to her boat for, shall we say, "an intimate visit?" NOYB: Well, now that you meniton it...... Harry: And, do you remember using my name during your little escapade? NOYB: Well, Harry, I mean, er, um, let me explain............... Harry: No need, no need. She just died, and left me everything! :-) |
NOYB and Harry go Boating....
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