last requests
 

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and
she's in tears.

He says, 'So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?'

She says, 'Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last
night.'

The priest says, 'Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any
last requests?'

She says, 'That he did, Father.'

The priest says, 'What did he ask, Mary?'

She says, 'He said, Please Mary, put down that darn gun...'