A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died."

"But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient.

"Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleague
who's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to be
much more reliable than yours."

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A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours."

Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk.
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On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote:
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A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours."

Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk.
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Sounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

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On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
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On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 10:13:06 UTC-4, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
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Carefully...your Exaulted Ruler, The John, puts a lot of stock in Consumer Reports advice.

On Fri, 22 Jan 2021 06:40:17 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:

On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 10:13:06 UTC-4, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
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Carefully...your Exaulted Ruler, The John, puts a lot of stock in Consumer Reports advice.

If you kept away from your keyboard, folks wouldn't realize just how stupid you
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2021 06:40:17 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:

On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 10:13:06 UTC-4, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
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Carefully...your Exaulted Ruler, The John, puts a lot of stock in Consumer Reports advice.

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Consumer Reports is not infallible but they do provide a valuable
service however.

True North wrote:
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 10:13:06 UTC-4, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.
Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
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Carefully...your Exaulted Ruler, The John, puts a lot of stock in Consumer Reports advice.

Smarter than a salesperson, eh?

On Friday, January 22, 2021 at 9:13:06 AM UTC-5, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
Reports to make important decisions for me either.

He asked a salesman, who is motivated solely by money, what tires to put on his car. The answer is the one that makes the salesman the most money. Duh.

On 1/22/21 8:39 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote:
Bill Wrote in message:r
A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours."

Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk.
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Sounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.


Justan probably should not use words of more than one syllable and four
letters.

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