Polish Sausage
 

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.



A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"



The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"



The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.



If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?



Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?



Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?



Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?



Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"



The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."



The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me
if I'm Polish?"



The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
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Polish Sausage
 

On Sun, 09 Aug 2020 07:41:16 -0400, John wrote:

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.



A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"



The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"



The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.



If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?



Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?



Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?



Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?



Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"



The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."



The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me
if I'm Polish?"



The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."

At my Ace they would say "Over by the cash register next to the Slim
Jims in a bubble pack".