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It's been a bit of a strange day. First I found a hatfull of money. Then I was
chased down the sidewalk by an angry man with a guitar!

I went line dancing last night. Well, it was really a road-side sobriety
test...same thing.

Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?
Me: I honestly never knew she sold flowers.

I stopped to pick up a hitchhiker. After several miles, he asked, "Aren't you
afraid that I might be a serial killer?"

I replied, "The odds of two serial killers being in the same car are extremely
unlikely."

Some folks are not shaking hands due to fear of the corona virus. I'm not
shaking hands 'cause everyone's out of toilet paper.
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Freedom Isn't Free!

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On Mon, 16 Mar 2020 13:34:47 -0400, Adorable Deplorable
wrote:

Some folks are not shaking hands due to fear of the corona virus. I'm not
shaking hands 'cause everyone's out of toilet paper.
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You must have spent time in the middle east.

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On Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:23:51 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 16 Mar 2020 13:34:47 -0400, Adorable Deplorable
wrote:

Some folks are not shaking hands due to fear of the corona virus. I'm not
shaking hands 'cause everyone's out of toilet paper.
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You must have spent time in the middle east.

Far east.
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Freedom Isn't Free!