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Speaking on a livestream from his YouTube channel this Tuesday,
right-wing pastor Jonathan Shuttlesworth read off a list of “seven
predictions concerning the coronavirus� that he made when the outbreak
was first starting to make headlines in order to “check up on them with
today’s news.�

Among the predictions, Shuttlesworth said that if one becomes a “friend
and partner� of his ministry, “nothing will happen to you or your family.�

“You are in true covenant with God and part of that covenant is
supernatural protection from every sickness and disease there is, and
that includes coronavirus,� he said. “I declare in Jesus’ name, these
evils will not touch you.�


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On Sat, 7 Mar 2020 07:53:32 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

Speaking on a livestream from his YouTube channel this Tuesday,
right-wing pastor Jonathan Shuttlesworth read off a list of “seven
predictions concerning the coronavirus” that he made when the outbreak
was first starting to make headlines in order to “check up on them with
today’s news.”

Among the predictions, Shuttlesworth said that if one becomes a “friend
and partner” of his ministry, “nothing will happen to you or your family.”

“You are in true covenant with God and part of that covenant is
supernatural protection from every sickness and disease there is, and
that includes coronavirus,” he said. “I declare in Jesus’ name, these
evils will not touch you.”


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On 3/7/2020 11:31 AM, Tim wrote:


John H
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Could it be that in his advancing years Harry has become aware of his
mortality and is re-thinking some of his previously held positions?

:-)



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On 3/7/2020 11:31 AM, Tim wrote:


John H
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Glad to see you're watching something more valuable than MSNBC or CNN.



Could it be that in his advancing years Harry has become aware of his
mortality and is re-thinking some of his previously held positions?

:-)



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On Sat, 7 Mar 2020 11:53:13 -0500, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 3/7/2020 11:31 AM, Tim wrote:


John H
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Glad to see you're watching something more valuable than MSNBC or CNN.



Could it be that in his advancing years Harry has become aware of his
mortality and is re-thinking some of his previously held positions?

:-)

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It's not only possible but probable given his mid-septuagenarian age
and health issues. Will we miss him when he's gone? Stay tuned.

I think the IRS and some other creditors would like him to stick
around a bit longer.

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On 3/7/20 11:53 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/7/2020 11:31 AM, Tim wrote:


John H
- show quoted text -
Glad to see you're watching something more valuable than MSNBC or CNN.



Could it be that in his advancing years Harry has become aware of his
mortality and is re-thinking some of his previously held positions?

:-)




No, it couldn't be. Every so often I stumble across another religious
charlatan (aren't they all?) being what he or she is... Good for grins.

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On 3/7/2020 12:53 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 3/7/20 11:53 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/7/2020 11:31 AM, Tim wrote:


John H
- show quoted text -
Glad to see you're watching something more valuable than MSNBC or CNN.



Could it be that in his advancing years Harry has become aware of his
mortality and is re-thinking some of his previously held positions?

:-)






No, it couldn't be. Every so often I stumble across another religious
charlatan (aren't they all?) being what he or she is... Good for grins.


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On Sat, 7 Mar 2020 07:53:32 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

Speaking on a livestream from his YouTube channel this Tuesday,
right-wing pastor Jonathan Shuttlesworth read off a list of “seven
predictions concerning the coronavirus� that he made when the outbreak
was first starting to make headlines in order to “check up on them with
today’s news.�

Among the predictions, Shuttlesworth said that if one becomes a “friend
and partner� of his ministry, “nothing will happen to you or your family.�

“You are in true covenant with God and part of that covenant is
supernatural protection from every sickness and disease there is, and
that includes coronavirus,� he said. “I declare in Jesus’ name, these
evils will not touch you.�


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Just for you Harry

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On 3/7/2020 11:31 AM, Tim wrote: John H - show quoted text - Glad to see you're watching something more valuable than MSNBC or CNN. Could it be that in his advancing years Harry has become aware of hismortality and is re-thinking some of his previously held positions?:-)-- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG.https://www.avg.com

Fat Harry, the hypocondriac he is, related to us some time ago,
that he spends a considerable amount of time in doctor and
dentist offices. Where better to come in contact with copious
amounts of nasty stuff?
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