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My Lazy pistol
Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] |
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On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote:
My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "Theyā€¯ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. -- Funny quote of the day: I don't proofread what I type to post here. Don't use speeeeeelczech here . If I am not wearing my reading glasses when using my I Phone, I'm liable to type and post combos of letters that form words different from what I intend.. H. Krause |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote:
On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 06:12:10 -0400, John H.
wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "Theyā€¯ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Bear in mind most of these murders are violence surrounding the drug trade and that is based on smuggling, selling and possessing a universally banned product. How is a ban going to stop these people. It would actually make more sense to legalize the drugs. When was the last time you heard about bootleggers having a shootout in the streets of Chicago? |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H.
wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "Theyā€¯ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H.
wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:45:17 -0400,
wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:35:46 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 06:12:10 -0400, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "Theyā€¯ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Bear in mind most of these murders are violence surrounding the drug trade and that is based on smuggling, selling and possessing a universally banned product. How is a ban going to stop these people. It would actually make more sense to legalize the drugs. When was the last time you heard about bootleggers having a shootout in the streets of Chicago? === I agree. Make them legal and make them cheap. Let people over 21 take all they want, just like alchohol, and the problem will take care of itself. A lot of lives would be wrecked but that is happening now. That solution is too simple of course, and will outrage those who want to take the moral high ground, not to mention all of the law enforcement folks who make a living with it. Some interesting questions would be raised. What would all of the unemployed drug dealers do to make a living? Would they just become users and fade away, or would they look for some other way to make a quick buck? When Portugal tried decriminalization they had an early spike in users and then it settled down to a number equal to or lower than the number when they were fighting the drug war and drug violence just went away as did most drug related HIV. |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:55:15 -0400,
wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "Theyā€¯ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. His "You won't have Harry Krause to kick around" moment. :-) I imagine he will be walking down the beach in his wingtips for a while but he will be back, just like that other guy. I think Harry is OK, he just likes to argue ... like the rest of us. Ain't America great, because we can? |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "Theyā€¯ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com Usenet has been dying for years. It would be nice to see some fellow boaters come back but it's unlikely. Social media has replaced usenet. |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 22:23:55 -0400, Alex wrote:
wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com === Most of the serious boaters that I know are on web based forums. Here are some good ones: http://www.cruisersforum.com http://www.trawlerforum.com https://boatdiesel.com/ https://www.thehulltruth.com/ |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 23:21:31 -0400,
wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 22:23:55 -0400, Alex wrote: wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "Theyā€¯ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com === Most of the serious boaters that I know are on web based forums. Here are some good ones: http://www.cruisersforum.com http://www.trawlerforum.com https://boatdiesel.com/ https://www.thehulltruth.com/ They are moderated so the OT stuff gets pushed off into "the bilge" or some other area that is just politics or religion. I am on THT |
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On Sun, 22 Sep 2019 00:45:07 -0400, wrote:
On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 23:21:31 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 22:23:55 -0400, Alex wrote: wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com === Most of the serious boaters that I know are on web based forums. Here are some good ones: http://www.cruisersforum.com http://www.trawlerforum.com https://boatdiesel.com/ https://www.thehulltruth.com/ They are moderated so the OT stuff gets pushed off into "the bilge" or some other area that is just politics or religion. I am on THT === Moderation helps a lot and they kick people off for chronic abusive behavior. |
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 21:16:57 -0400, wrote:
On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:55:15 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. His "You won't have Harry Krause to kick around" moment. :-) I imagine he will be walking down the beach in his wingtips for a while but he will be back, just like that other guy. I think Harry is OK, he just likes to argue ... like the rest of us. Ain't America great, because we can? Well, he just likes to argue...and throw slurs and insults, call names, lie, and on and on. But you were pretty close! |
The Lazy Pistol
On Sun, 22 Sep 2019 01:08:08 -0400, wrote:
On Sun, 22 Sep 2019 00:45:07 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 23:21:31 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 22:23:55 -0400, Alex wrote: wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com === Most of the serious boaters that I know are on web based forums. Here are some good ones: http://www.cruisersforum.com http://www.trawlerforum.com https://boatdiesel.com/ https://www.thehulltruth.com/ They are moderated so the OT stuff gets pushed off into "the bilge" or some other area that is just politics or religion. I am on THT === Moderation helps a lot and they kick people off for chronic abusive behavior. Is Harry there? |
The Lazy Pistol
On Sun, 22 Sep 2019 07:14:03 -0400, John H.
wrote: On Sun, 22 Sep 2019 01:08:08 -0400, wrote: On Sun, 22 Sep 2019 00:45:07 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 23:21:31 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 22:23:55 -0400, Alex wrote: wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "Theyā€¯ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com === Most of the serious boaters that I know are on web based forums. Here are some good ones: http://www.cruisersforum.com http://www.trawlerforum.com https://boatdiesel.com/ https://www.thehulltruth.com/ They are moderated so the OT stuff gets pushed off into "the bilge" or some other area that is just politics or religion. I am on THT === Moderation helps a lot and they kick people off for chronic abusive behavior. Is Harry there? The only one I recognize on THT is McGrew our jokester. I understand most people don't really use a name you might recognize tho. I am always the same, everywhere. |
The Lazy Pistol
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:55:15 -0400, rote:On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote:On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote:On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote:On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote:On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They+IB0 kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states.I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Thosedamn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures!I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) soI guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone.===He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding hisdossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lostjust about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating.His "You won't have Harry Krause to kick around" moment. :-)I imagine he will be walking down the beach in his wingtips for awhile but he will be back, just like that other guy. I think Harry is OK, he just likes to argue ... like the rest of us.Ain't America great, because we can? There are better waysvto argue. Fat Harry was here seeking validation for his imaginary self. No, he's not OK, far from it. -- .. ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
The Lazy Pistol
John H. Wrote in message:
On Sun, 22 Sep 2019 01:08:08 -0400, wrote:On Sun, 22 Sep 2019 00:45:07 -0400, wrote:On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 23:21:31 -0400, wrote:On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 22:23:55 -0400, Alex wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H. wrote: On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote: On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote: My Lazy pistol Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are, and how "They+AJQ kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! [Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.] Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your neighboring states. I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures! I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work. I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone. === He just wanted to slam the door on the way out. You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating. --- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com===Most of the serious boaters that I know are on web based forums. Hereare some good ones:http://www.cruisersforum.comhttp://www.trawlerforum.comhttps://boatdiesel.com/https://www.thehulltruth.com/They are moderated so the OT stuff gets pushed off into "the bilge" orsome other area that is just politics or religion. I am on THT===Moderation helps a lot and they kick people off for chronic abusivebehavior.Is Harry there? Doubt it. His personality always shows through whatever mask he wears. -- .. ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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