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John H.[_5_] February 15th 19 02:16 PM

A Short Gun Story
 
A guy walks into a bar waving an unholstered pistol and shouting, "I have a .45 calber Colt 1911
with seven rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping
with my wife!"

A voice from the back of the back of the barroom called out, "You need more ammo!"

Alex[_17_] February 16th 19 02:14 AM

A Short Gun Story
 
John H. wrote:
A guy walks into a bar waving an unholstered pistol and shouting, "I have a .45 calber Colt 1911
with seven rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping
with my wife!"

A voice from the back of the back of the barroom called out, "You need more ammo!"


Yup. You read about that from time to time.


[email protected] February 16th 19 04:20 AM

A Short Gun Story
 
On Fri, 15 Feb 2019 21:14:14 -0500, Alex wrote:

John H. wrote:
A guy walks into a bar waving an unholstered pistol and shouting, "I have a .45 calber Colt 1911
with seven rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping
with my wife!"

A voice from the back of the back of the barroom called out, "You need more ammo!"


Yup. You read about that from time to time.


In previous life, I can say a wife who ****s around tends to "****
around". I avoided those women like a plague because 2 rubbers might
not be enough.


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