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John H.[_5_] October 18th 18 12:07 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
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Never know what a DNA test may show.

justan October 18th 18 12:33 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
John H. Wrote in message:
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Never know what a DNA test may show.


The stubby little fingers look familiar. Is that his rented
halloween costume?
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Keyser Soze October 18th 18 12:40 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
On 10/18/18 7:33 AM, justan wrote:
John H. Wrote in message:
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Never know what a DNA test may show.


The stubby little fingers look familiar. Is that his rented
halloween costume?


Your buddy Tim outweighs me by about 90 pounds, ****-for-brains. 199
pounds here this morning. What's your height and weight? More important,
did you at any time in your life have a three digit IQ?

justan October 18th 18 01:11 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/18/18 7:33 AM, justan wrote:
John H. Wrote in message:
http://funkyimg.com/i/2MdyB.jpg

Never know what a DNA test may show.


The stubby little fingers look familiar. Is that his rented
halloween costume?


Your buddy Tim outweighs me by about 90 pounds, ****-for-brains. 199
pounds here this morning. What's your height and weight? More important,
did you at any time in your life have a three digit IQ?


The only pictures we have of you show you grossing out about 375
lbs. That's all we have to go on except for your word. And we all
know what that's worth.
I weigh within 10 lbs of your stated weight. I am still OVER 6
feet tall. My IQ is well into tripple digits. Speaking of height,
can you explain why you have shrunk more than 4 inches?

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Keyser Soze October 18th 18 01:42 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
On 10/18/18 8:11 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/18/18 7:33 AM, justan wrote:
John H. Wrote in message:
http://funkyimg.com/i/2MdyB.jpg

Never know what a DNA test may show.


The stubby little fingers look familiar. Is that his rented
halloween costume?


Your buddy Tim outweighs me by about 90 pounds, ****-for-brains. 199
pounds here this morning. What's your height and weight? More important,
did you at any time in your life have a three digit IQ?


The only pictures we have of you show you grossing out about 375
lbs. That's all we have to go on except for your word. And we all
know what that's worth.
I weigh within 10 lbs of your stated weight. I am still OVER 6
feet tall. My IQ is well into tripple digits. Speaking of height,
can you explain why you have shrunk more than 4 inches?



In that photo, I weighed 271, still less than your fat buddy, Tim. And
if your IQ is in the "tripple" digits, you should be capable of spelling
simple words.

justan October 18th 18 01:47 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/18/18 8:11 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/18/18 7:33 AM, justan wrote:
John H. Wrote in message:
http://funkyimg.com/i/2MdyB.jpg

Never know what a DNA test may show.


The stubby little fingers look familiar. Is that his rented
halloween costume?


Your buddy Tim outweighs me by about 90 pounds, ****-for-brains. 199
pounds here this morning. What's your height and weight? More important,
did you at any time in your life have a three digit IQ?


The only pictures we have of you show you grossing out about 375
lbs. That's all we have to go on except for your word. And we all
know what that's worth.
I weigh within 10 lbs of your stated weight. I am still OVER 6
feet tall. My IQ is well into tripple digits. Speaking of height,
can you explain why you have shrunk more than 4 inches?



In that photo, I weighed 271, still less than your fat buddy, Tim. And
if your IQ is in the "tripple" digits, you should be capable of spelling
simple words.


You don't know much about IQ, do you?
No way that blubbery hulk was 271 lbs.
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Mr. Luddite[_4_] October 18th 18 01:53 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
On 10/18/2018 8:42 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 10/18/18 8:11 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/18/18 7:33 AM, justan wrote:
John H. Wrote in message:
http://funkyimg.com/i/2MdyB.jpg

Never know what a DNA test may show.


The stubby little fingers look familiar. Is that his rented
Â*Â* halloween costume?


Your buddy Tim outweighs me by about 90 pounds, ****-for-brains. 199
pounds here this morning. What's your height and weight? More important,
did you at any time in your life have a three digit IQ?


The only pictures we have of you show you grossing out about 375
Â* lbs. That's all we have to go on except for your word. And we all
Â* know what that's worth.
I weigh within 10 lbs of your stated weight. I am still OVER 6
Â* feet tall. My IQ is well into tripple digits. Speaking of height,
Â* can you explain why you have shrunk more than 4 inches?


In that photo, I weighed 271, still less than your fat buddy, Tim. And
if your IQ is in the "tripple" digits, you should be capable of spelling
simple words.



It's hard to believe you were only 271 lbs in that photo but if you say so.

If you are 6'1" or taller you looked a lot heavier.

I am shorter .. 5'11" ... and topped out several years ago at
265. I was obese but didn't look anywhere near as tubby as you
look in that photo. That's when I went on a weight loss campaign
and dropped 70 lbs in six months. It was too fast but fortunately
I didn't regain all that weight. I gained some back but am still much
more slowly losing the excess.

My guess has always been that you weighed about 325 in that photo.



Its Me October 18th 18 02:22 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
On Thursday, October 18, 2018 at 8:54:03 AM UTC-4, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/18/2018 8:42 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 10/18/18 8:11 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/18/18 7:33 AM, justan wrote:
John H. Wrote in message:
http://funkyimg.com/i/2MdyB.jpg

Never know what a DNA test may show.


The stubby little fingers look familiar. Is that his rented
Â*Â* halloween costume?


Your buddy Tim outweighs me by about 90 pounds, ****-for-brains. 199
pounds here this morning. What's your height and weight? More important,
did you at any time in your life have a three digit IQ?


The only pictures we have of you show you grossing out about 375
Â* lbs. That's all we have to go on except for your word. And we all
Â* know what that's worth.
I weigh within 10 lbs of your stated weight. I am still OVER 6
Â* feet tall. My IQ is well into tripple digits. Speaking of height,
Â* can you explain why you have shrunk more than 4 inches?


In that photo, I weighed 271, still less than your fat buddy, Tim. And
if your IQ is in the "tripple" digits, you should be capable of spelling
simple words.



It's hard to believe you were only 271 lbs in that photo but if you say so.

If you are 6'1" or taller you looked a lot heavier.

I am shorter .. 5'11" ... and topped out several years ago at
265. I was obese but didn't look anywhere near as tubby as you
look in that photo. That's when I went on a weight loss campaign
and dropped 70 lbs in six months. It was too fast but fortunately
I didn't regain all that weight. I gained some back but am still much
more slowly losing the excess.

My guess has always been that you weighed about 325 in that photo.


He says that was 20 years ago. Do you remember, down to a single digit, how much you weighed 20 years ago in a photo? Not 270, but exactly 271?

It's all BS. He's pulling numbers out of his tubby ass.

Keyser Soze October 18th 18 02:36 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
On 10/18/18 8:53 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 10/18/2018 8:42 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 10/18/18 8:11 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/18/18 7:33 AM, justan wrote:
John H. Wrote in message:
http://funkyimg.com/i/2MdyB.jpg

Never know what a DNA test may show.


The stubby little fingers look familiar. Is that his rented
Â*Â* halloween costume?


Your buddy Tim outweighs me by about 90 pounds, ****-for-brains. 199
pounds here this morning. What's your height and weight? More
important,
did you at any time in your life have a three digit IQ?


The only pictures we have of you show you grossing out about 375
Â* lbs. That's all we have to go on except for your word. And we all
Â* know what that's worth.
I weigh within 10 lbs of your stated weight. I am still OVER 6
Â* feet tall. My IQ is well into tripple digits. Speaking of height,
Â* can you explain why you have shrunk more than 4 inches?


In that photo, I weighed 271, still less than your fat buddy, Tim. And
if your IQ is in the "tripple" digits, you should be capable of
spelling simple words.



It's hard to believe you were only 271 lbs in that photo but if you say so.


I've been spreadsheeting my "vitals" since 1990. The year of that photo,
my weight varied from 280 to 270. At the time of that photo, I was at 271.

[email protected] October 18th 18 02:40 PM

Harry...Is this you?
 
On Thu, 18 Oct 2018 07:07:08 -0400, John H.
wrote:

http://funkyimg.com/i/2MdyB.jpg

Never know what a DNA test may show.


I see you found the Facebook Military Humor site ;-)


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