OT - If you're gonna shoot your lawyer.......
 

At least learn how to aim. Sheeeesh!

-W

OT - If you're gonna shoot your lawyer.......
 

At least learn how to aim. Sheeeesh!

-W

Sitting around watching the news, eh?

I bet a lot of people will be wondering what you're talking about

Barry

OT - If you're gonna shoot your lawyer.......
 

Turns out it was a probate case. His sister go tmore money than he did. He
felt the lawer did him no good and just took his money.

-W

"WaIIy" wrote in message
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On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 23:07:53 GMT, "Clams Canino"
wrote:

At least learn how to aim. Sheeeesh!

-W


Funny

OT - If you're gonna shoot your lawyer.......
 

"Clams Canino" wrote in message
news:GrEob.54209$mZ5.328094@attbi_s54...
Turns out it was a probate case. His sister go tmore money than he did.
He
felt the lawer did him no good and just took his money.

-W

"WaIIy" wrote in message
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On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 23:07:53 GMT, "Clams Canino"
wrote:

At least learn how to aim. Sheeeesh!

-W


Funny



And he is going to have even less money than his sis after this fit.

OT - If you're gonna shoot your lawyer.......
 

Use a silver bullet!

CF

Clams Canino wrote:

At least learn how to aim. Sheeeesh!

-W

OT - If you're gonna shoot your lawyer.......
 

"Clams Canino" wrote in message news:dXBob.53555$mZ5.324326@attbi_s54...

At least learn how to aim. Sheeeesh!

I bet he's now going to have real trouble finding legal representation.

Oh well, public defender is a thankless job anyway :-)
--
SJM

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Q: What do you call a dozen lawyers parachuting out of an airplane together?

A: Skeet

OT - If you're gonna shoot your lawyer.......
 

I'm surprised there are so many lawyer-joke web sites. Just
type in 'lawyer jokes' at google and see for yourself. Here
are a couple worth noting from http://www.expertlaw.com/humor/index.html

-JimL

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Q: What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

* Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
* When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
* Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
* Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
* A prison guard is shaving your head.