Harry or Dangerfield...
 

....not sure which one said this:

"My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with."

Harry or Dangerfield...
 

John H. wrote:
...not sure which one said this:

"My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with."

Perhaps both.