humor of the day
 

While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a
very seductive voice,

"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her
blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky
push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the
crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked
him,

"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a
crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and
started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation.

She said,

"Then you should check the garage."