BoatBanter.com

BoatBanter.com (https://www.boatbanter.com/)
-   General (https://www.boatbanter.com/general/)
-   -   Too Much or Not Enough? (https://www.boatbanter.com/general/177764-too-much-not-enough.html)

John H[_2_] January 18th 18 01:19 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 


You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUT…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

True North[_2_] January 18th 18 02:46 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:19:35 UTC-4, John H wrote:
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUT…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."


I'm beginning to think there are more gun crazy 'mericans than normal decent ones...wait a minute.. all y'all did vote Trump in. Case closed!

justan January 18th 18 03:00 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 
True North Wrote in message:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:19:35 UTC-4, John H wrote:
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUT?

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."


I'm beginning to think there are more gun crazy 'mericans than normal decent ones...wait a minute.. all y'all did vote Trump in. Case closed!


Youse is nuts case closed.
--
x


----Android NewsGroup Reader----
http://usenet.sinaapp.com/

Keyser Soze January 18th 18 03:10 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 
On 1/18/18 10:00 AM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:19:35 UTC-4, John H wrote:
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUT?

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."


I'm beginning to think there are more gun crazy 'mericans than normal decent ones...wait a minute.. all y'all did vote Trump in. Case closed!


Youse is nuts case closed.


So, you didn't actually graduate from high school, eh?

John H[_2_] January 18th 18 04:34 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:46:13 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:19:35 UTC-4, John H wrote:
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUT…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."


I'm beginning to think there are more gun crazy 'mericans than normal decent ones...wait a minute.. all y'all did vote Trump in. Case closed!


In which category do you place your Maryland buddy?

True North[_2_] January 18th 18 06:26 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:34:57 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:46:13 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:19:35 UTC-4, John H wrote:
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUT…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."


I'm beginning to think there are more gun crazy 'mericans than normal decent ones...wait a minute.. all y'all did vote Trump in. Case closed!


In which category do you place your Maryland buddy?


Don't recall Harry saying he voted for Trump.

John H[_2_] January 18th 18 06:53 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:26:27 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:34:57 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:46:13 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:19:35 UTC-4, John H wrote:
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUT…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

I'm beginning to think there are more gun crazy 'mericans than normal decent ones...wait a minute.. all y'all did vote Trump in. Case closed!


In which category do you place your Maryland buddy?


Don't recall Harry saying he voted for Trump.


So 'all' doesn't mean 'all'? Does Harry, who has more guns than I do, not qualify as a 'gun crazy
'merican (sic)'?

Bill[_12_] January 18th 18 07:32 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 
John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:26:27 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:34:57 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:46:13 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:19:35 UTC-4, John H wrote:
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUTÂ…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

I'm beginning to think there are more gun crazy 'mericans than normal
decent ones...wait a minute.. all y'all did vote Trump in. Case closed!

In which category do you place your Maryland buddy?


Don't recall Harry saying he voted for Trump.


So 'all' doesn't mean 'all'? Does Harry, who has more guns than I do, not
qualify as a 'gun crazy
'merican (sic)'?


I do not know how many guns Harry has at one time, but he has purchased a
heck of a lot more me over the years. I have bought one since the 1970’s.
Have inherited a couple, and won one.


Mr. Luddite[_4_] January 18th 18 07:45 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 
On 1/18/2018 1:26 PM, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:34:57 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:46:13 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:19:35 UTC-4, John H wrote:
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

http://tinyurl.com/y8vzcdrq **(Alex, is that you?)**

BUT…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy
still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama,
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer huntin' buddy."

AND OF COURSE...

In Texas he'd just be, "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

I'm beginning to think there are more gun crazy 'mericans than normal decent ones...wait a minute.. all y'all did vote Trump in. Case closed!


In which category do you place your Maryland buddy?


Don't recall Harry saying he voted for Trump.



That's true Don but he certainly encouraged almost everyone here to vote
for Trump.



Tim January 18th 18 09:28 PM

Too Much or Not Enough?
 

1:45 PMMr. Luddite
- show quoted text -
That's true Don but he certainly encouraged almost everyone here to vote
for Trump.

....

“GO DONALD, GO!!!”


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 12:20 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2014 BoatBanter.com