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justan January 20th 18 04:32 AM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
True North Wrote in message:
On Friday, 19 January 2018 23:12:52 UTC-4, Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 14:51:33 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html

A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!
Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.
What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.
That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.
Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?
That's what they insisted on. Wife worked with the wife of one of the funeral directors where her mother went. He said he'd identify her mother for her ...no need for viewing etc. Saved almost $2K.


You will buy anything anyone is selling. Boats, cars, funerals, what's
next?


Guns??? No freakin' way!


Sissy.
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John H[_2_] January 20th 18 02:01 PM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
On Fri, 19 Jan 2018 19:30:51 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 19 January 2018 23:12:52 UTC-4, Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 14:51:33 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html

A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!
Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.
What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.
That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.
Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?
That's what they insisted on. Wife worked with the wife of one of the funeral directors where her mother went. He said he'd identify her mother for her ...no need for viewing etc. Saved almost $2K.


You will buy anything anyone is selling. Boats, cars, funerals, what's
next?


Guns??? No freakin' way!


That's a very wise decision on your part.

True North[_2_] January 20th 18 03:18 PM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
On Saturday, 20 January 2018 10:01:08 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Fri, 19 Jan 2018 19:30:51 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 19 January 2018 23:12:52 UTC-4, Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 14:51:33 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html

A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!
Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.
What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.
That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time.. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.
Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?
That's what they insisted on. Wife worked with the wife of one of the funeral directors where her mother went. He said he'd identify her mother for her ...no need for viewing etc. Saved almost $2K.

You will buy anything anyone is selling. Boats, cars, funerals, what's
next?


Guns??? No freakin' way!


That's a very wise decision on your part.


Yeah...it's only a few short months in the summer and fall that I'd have to worry about 'merican gun nuts infesting our fair province.

John H[_2_] January 21st 18 12:26 PM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
On Saturday, 20 January 2018 10:18:30 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 20 January 2018 10:01:08 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Fri, 19 Jan 2018 19:30:51 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 19 January 2018 23:12:52 UTC-4, Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 14:51:33 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html

A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!
Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.
What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.
That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.
Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?
That's what they insisted on. Wife worked with the wife of one of the funeral directors where her mother went. He said he'd identify her mother for her ...no need for viewing etc. Saved almost $2K.

You will buy anything anyone is selling. Boats, cars, funerals, what's
next?

Guns??? No freakin' way!


That's a very wise decision on your part.


Yeah...it's only a few short months in the summer and fall that I'd have to worry about 'merican gun nuts infesting our fair province.


I was more concerned about you accidentally shooting yourself or another.

justan January 21st 18 01:54 PM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
John H Wrote in message:
On Saturday, 20 January 2018 10:18:30 UTC-5, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 20 January 2018 10:01:08 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Fri, 19 Jan 2018 19:30:51 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Friday, 19 January 2018 23:12:52 UTC-4, Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 14:51:33 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:23:47 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:33:25 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2018 06:40:44 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html

A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!
Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like to vacation off our coast.
What? Alex or I worry? No way!

Surely you got a chuckle out of the story.
That story was all over the local news yesterday.
When Mom dies about 6 years ago, they insisted that we have a viewing prior to cremation to avoid a mix up like the one out west at that time. Of course this meant paying the makeup artist and renting a coffin so I could go view and confirm that it was her.
Why a makeup artist and coffin rental, if the whole purpose is just to ensure the body is the
correct one?
That's what they insisted on. Wife worked with the wife of one of the funeral directors where her mother went. He said he'd identify her mother for her ...no need for viewing etc. Saved almost $2K.

You will buy anything anyone is selling. Boats, cars, funerals, what's
next?

Guns??? No freakin' way!

That's a very wise decision on your part.


Yeah...it's only a few short months in the summer and fall that I'd have to worry about 'merican gun nuts infesting our fair province.


I was more concerned about you accidentally shooting yourself or another.


I think he only has a rusty old rifle. I doubt it even works anymore.
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True North[_2_] January 21st 18 02:05 PM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
More like dusty.
22 semi auto rifle with 10 shot clip and 6x scope.
Also have 20 gauge single shot shotgun that the wife gave me when we were going out together.
Neither have been fired in at least 30 years...maybe closer to 40.
Just yesterday I was looking at the two little boxes of 22 long rifle high velocity shells that are stored away from the rifle.
Paid $2.09 for a box of 50 made in Mexico Anguella? brand.









Alex[_13_] January 23rd 18 12:19 AM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
True North wrote:
More like dusty.
22 semi auto rifle with 10 shot clip and 6x scope.
Also have 20 gauge single shot shotgun that the wife gave me when we were going out together.
Neither have been fired in at least 30 years...maybe closer to 40.
Just yesterday I was looking at the two little boxes of 22 long rifle high velocity shells that are stored away from the rifle.
Paid $2.09 for a box of 50 made in Mexico Anguella? brand.








Clip? I've never seen .22's on clips.

Bill[_12_] January 23rd 18 12:23 AM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
More like dusty.
22 semi auto rifle with 10 shot clip and 6x scope.
Also have 20 gauge single shot shotgun that the wife gave me when we
were going out together.
Neither have been fired in at least 30 years...maybe closer to 40.
Just yesterday I was looking at the two little boxes of 22 long rifle
high velocity shells that are stored away from the rifle.
Paid $2.09 for a box of 50 made in Mexico Anguella? brand.








Clip? I've never seen .22's on clips.


Might be a magazine. Referring to it as,a clip.


True North[_2_] January 23rd 18 04:02 AM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
On Monday, 22 January 2018 20:23:50 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
More like dusty.
22 semi auto rifle with 10 shot clip and 6x scope.
Also have 20 gauge single shot shotgun that the wife gave me when we
were going out together.
Neither have been fired in at least 30 years...maybe closer to 40.
Just yesterday I was looking at the two little boxes of 22 long rifle
high velocity shells that are stored away from the rifle.
Paid $2.09 for a box of 50 made in Mexico Anguella? brand.








Clip? I've never seen .22's on clips.


Might be a magazine. Referring to it as,a clip.


Bingo!
With over 70 guns in his collection you'd think Ditzy Dan Kruger could figure that out.

Keyser Soze January 23rd 18 02:33 PM

Don't die in Nova Scotia
 
On 1/22/18 11:02 PM, True North wrote:
On Monday, 22 January 2018 20:23:50 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
More like dusty.
22 semi auto rifle with 10 shot clip and 6x scope.
Also have 20 gauge single shot shotgun that the wife gave me when we
were going out together.
Neither have been fired in at least 30 years...maybe closer to 40.
Just yesterday I was looking at the two little boxes of 22 long rifle
high velocity shells that are stored away from the rifle.
Paid $2.09 for a box of 50 made in Mexico Anguella? brand.








Clip? I've never seen .22's on clips.


Might be a magazine. Referring to it as,a clip.


Bingo!
With over 70 guns in his collection you'd think Ditzy Dan Kruger could figure that out.


Would that single shot be an H&R Topper?
http://www.hr1871.com/Firearms/Shotguns/topper.asp


Fun shotgun. Friend has an old one that we like to shoot.


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