Apple slows down phones... on purpose!
 

"The tech giant issued a rare statement of explanation on Thursday, saying that it has used software updates to limit the performance of older iPhones that may have battery issues that would cause them to turn off suddenly.

Tech analysts and angry customers have reported in recent days that operating system updates had caused older iPhones to slow considerably, with some suggesting that Apple could be using the tactic to encourage fans to buy new phones.

The company said its software updates for the iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, iPhone SE and iPhone 7 are designed to "smooth out" peak power demands, prevent these surprise shutdowns and ultimately prolong the lifespan of batteries."

Nice. Their excuse is BS, as it's a pretty simple task to replace the battery in one, and it's less than $30.

Apple slows down phones... on purpose!
 

On 12/21/17 3:55 PM, Its Me wrote:
"The tech giant issued a rare statement of explanation on Thursday, saying that it has used software updates to limit the performance of older iPhones that may have battery issues that would cause them to turn off suddenly.

Tech analysts and angry customers have reported in recent days that operating system updates had caused older iPhones to slow considerably, with some suggesting that Apple could be using the tactic to encourage fans to buy new phones.

The company said its software updates for the iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, iPhone SE and iPhone 7 are designed to "smooth out" peak power demands, prevent these surprise shutdowns and ultimately prolong the lifespan of batteries."

Nice. Their excuse is BS, as it's a pretty simple task to replace the battery in one, and it's less than $30.


Wow...what a crybaby you are.

Apple slows down phones... on purpose!
 

On Thu, 21 Dec 2017 15:59:48 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/21/17 3:55 PM, Its Me wrote:
"The tech giant issued a rare statement of explanation on Thursday, saying that it has used software updates to limit the performance of older iPhones that may have battery issues that would cause them to turn off suddenly.

Tech analysts and angry customers have reported in recent days that operating system updates had caused older iPhones to slow considerably, with some suggesting that Apple could be using the tactic to encourage fans to buy new phones.

The company said its software updates for the iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, iPhone SE and iPhone 7 are designed to "smooth out" peak power demands, prevent these surprise shutdowns and ultimately prolong the lifespan of batteries."

Nice. Their excuse is BS, as it's a pretty simple task to replace the battery in one, and it's less than $30.


Wow...what a crybaby you are.


===

'Airree, where's your sense of liberal outrage against the evil
corporation?

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Apple slows down phones... on purpose!
 

On 12/21/17 4:07 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 21 Dec 2017 15:59:48 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/21/17 3:55 PM, Its Me wrote:
"The tech giant issued a rare statement of explanation on Thursday, saying that it has used software updates to limit the performance of older iPhones that may have battery issues that would cause them to turn off suddenly.

Tech analysts and angry customers have reported in recent days that operating system updates had caused older iPhones to slow considerably, with some suggesting that Apple could be using the tactic to encourage fans to buy new phones.

The company said its software updates for the iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, iPhone SE and iPhone 7 are designed to "smooth out" peak power demands, prevent these surprise shutdowns and ultimately prolong the lifespan of batteries."

Nice. Their excuse is BS, as it's a pretty simple task to replace the battery in one, and it's less than $30.


Wow...what a crybaby you are.


===

'Airree, where's your sense of liberal outrage against the evil
corporation?

---


I'm simply laughing at Crybaby JackOff...another right-wing snowflake.

Apple slows down phones... on purpose!
 

On Thursday, December 21, 2017 at 4:07:55 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Thu, 21 Dec 2017 15:59:48 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/21/17 3:55 PM, Its Me wrote:
"The tech giant issued a rare statement of explanation on Thursday, saying that it has used software updates to limit the performance of older iPhones that may have battery issues that would cause them to turn off suddenly.

Tech analysts and angry customers have reported in recent days that operating system updates had caused older iPhones to slow considerably, with some suggesting that Apple could be using the tactic to encourage fans to buy new phones.

The company said its software updates for the iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, iPhone SE and iPhone 7 are designed to "smooth out" peak power demands, prevent these surprise shutdowns and ultimately prolong the lifespan of batteries."

Nice. Their excuse is BS, as it's a pretty simple task to replace the battery in one, and it's less than $30.


Wow...what a crybaby you are.


===

'Airree, where's your sense of liberal outrage against the evil
corporation?

Evil corporations are OK if they happen to be one that he likes.

Who's crying anyway? Doesn't affect me. He's just being his usual, snarky asshole self.

Apple slows down phones... on purpose!
 

On 12/21/2017 4:20 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 12/21/17 4:07 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 21 Dec 2017 15:59:48 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/21/17 3:55 PM, Its Me wrote:
"The tech giant issued a rare statement of explanation on Thursday,
saying that it has used software updates to limit the performance of
older iPhones that may have battery issues that would cause them to
turn off suddenly.

Tech analysts and angry customers have reported in recent days that
operating system updates had caused older iPhones to slow
considerably, with some suggesting that Apple could be using the
tactic to encourage fans to buy new phones.

The company said its software updates for the iPhone 6, iPhone 6S,
iPhone SE and iPhone 7 are designed to "smooth out" peak power
demands, prevent these surprise shutdowns and ultimately prolong the
lifespan of batteries."

Nice.Â* Their excuse is BS, as it's a pretty simple task to replace
the battery in one, and it's less than $30.


Wow...what a crybaby you are.


===

'Airree, where's your sense of liberal outrage against the evil
corporation?

---


I'm simply laughing at Crybaby JackOff...another right-wing snowflake.


Sorry. "Snowflake" as a descriptor has already been taken.

Apple slows down phones... on purpose!
 

On Thursday, December 21, 2017 at 6:50:01 PM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 12/21/2017 4:20 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 12/21/17 4:07 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 21 Dec 2017 15:59:48 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 12/21/17 3:55 PM, Its Me wrote:
"The tech giant issued a rare statement of explanation on Thursday,
saying that it has used software updates to limit the performance of
older iPhones that may have battery issues that would cause them to
turn off suddenly.

Tech analysts and angry customers have reported in recent days that
operating system updates had caused older iPhones to slow
considerably, with some suggesting that Apple could be using the
tactic to encourage fans to buy new phones.

The company said its software updates for the iPhone 6, iPhone 6S,
iPhone SE and iPhone 7 are designed to "smooth out" peak power
demands, prevent these surprise shutdowns and ultimately prolong the
lifespan of batteries."

Nice.Â* Their excuse is BS, as it's a pretty simple task to replace
the battery in one, and it's less than $30.


Wow...what a crybaby you are.


===

'Airree, where's your sense of liberal outrage against the evil
corporation?

---


I'm simply laughing at Crybaby JackOff...another right-wing snowflake.


Sorry. "Snowflake" as a descriptor has already been taken.

I was simply making a public service announcement to help his wife. He passed his ****ty iPhone 7 down to her to "upgrade" to the ****ty iPhone 8. Hopefully he'll tell her to not update it to the latest IoS. You'd think the real breadwinner in the house would be getting the new phone, and passing it down to the has-been jingle writer basement dweller. :)