A Short Gun Story
 

A wild eyed (and butt ugly) old woman wearing a Mao Tse-Tung outfit walked into a crowded bar in
downtown Washington, DC waiving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out;

"I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to
know who's been sleeping with my husband?"

A female voice from the back of the room called out,

"You need lots more ammo, Hillary!"