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John H[_2_] September 13th 17 06:31 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Wed, 13 Sep 2017 11:51:23 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/13/17 11:37 AM, True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:43:25 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
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On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
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I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.

Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't get the least bit nervous. snip...



That sure explains a lot....

Good. I'm glad you learned something about farm animals.


.Duh!
More like I learned a bit more about you...that I wish I didn't.


Goats can make nice pets if you have the space and time for them. They
can be pretty smart, certainly smarter than Herring and Justan, for
example. And...they smell better, I am sure. I doubt either Herring or
Justan have been "sexually active" this century, other than with their
hand.


You worry about that a lot, Krause. Is that an indicator of a medical problem you have?

Bill[_12_] September 13th 17 10:54 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
Keyser Soze wrote:
On 9/13/17 11:37 AM, True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:43:25 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their
scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which
they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray
themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in
estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is
the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the
odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to
smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any
other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually
start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since
bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may
have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up.
Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.

Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't
get the least bit nervous. snip...



That sure explains a lot....

Good. I'm glad you learned something about farm animals.


.Duh!
More like I learned a bit more about you...that I wish I didn't.


Goats can make nice pets if you have the space and time for them. They
can be pretty smart, certainly smarter than Herring and Justan, for
example. And...they smell better, I am sure. I doubt either Herring or
Justan have been "sexually active" this century, other than with their
hand.


As long as you do not want all your nice plants, truck upholstery, etc.
eaten. Goats are good at that.



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