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John H[_2_] September 12th 17 08:54 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."


Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.


Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't get the least bit nervous. You
think Nofinger has something scary?

True North[_2_] September 12th 17 10:10 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.


Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't get the least bit nervous. snip...




That sure explains a lot....

Keyser Söze September 12th 17 10:28 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
==
I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their
scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they
spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray
themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in
estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the
time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor
pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to
smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other
time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start
smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings
can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a
stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up.
Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.


Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't
get the least bit nervous. snip...




That sure explains a lot....


Yes, it does. :)

--
Posted with my iPhone 7+.

John H[_2_] September 12th 17 10:43 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.


Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't get the least bit nervous. snip...




That sure explains a lot....


Good. I'm glad you learned something about farm animals.

Tim September 13th 17 01:35 AM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
Sep 11Keyser Soze
- show quoted text -
You righties sure seem to enjoy rolling in the pig**** you drop for each
other.

......

A bit confused there, aren't you Harry? Since when did Sanders supporters become "righties?"

Tom Nofinger September 13th 17 09:05 AM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Tuesday, September 12, 2017 at 2:02:46 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."


Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.


Sez the reach-around king who is infatuated with male homosexuality.

Tom Nofinger September 13th 17 09:09 AM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Tuesday, September 12, 2017 at 7:35:30 PM UTC-5, Tim wrote:
Sep 11Keyser Soze
- show quoted text -
You righties sure seem to enjoy rolling in the pig**** you drop for each
other.

.....

A bit confused there, aren't you Harry? Since when did Sanders supporters become "righties?"


Krause is so far left that Sanders is a rightie to him. Karl Marx would be as well.

True North[_2_] September 13th 17 04:37 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:43:25 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible..

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.

Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't get the least bit nervous. snip...




That sure explains a lot....


Good. I'm glad you learned something about farm animals.


..Duh!
More like I learned a bit more about you...that I wish I didn't.

Keyser Soze September 13th 17 04:51 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On 9/13/17 11:37 AM, True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:43:25 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.

Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't get the least bit nervous. snip...



That sure explains a lot....


Good. I'm glad you learned something about farm animals.


.Duh!
More like I learned a bit more about you...that I wish I didn't.


Goats can make nice pets if you have the space and time for them. They
can be pretty smart, certainly smarter than Herring and Justan, for
example. And...they smell better, I am sure. I doubt either Herring or
Justan have been "sexually active" this century, other than with their
hand.

John H[_2_] September 13th 17 06:22 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Wed, 13 Sep 2017 08:37:15 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:43:25 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.

Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't get the least bit nervous. snip...



That sure explains a lot....


Good. I'm glad you learned something about farm animals.


.Duh!
More like I learned a bit more about you...that I wish I didn't.


What did you learn that you wish you didn't? How did *you* test an electric fence on the farm?

John H[_2_] September 13th 17 06:31 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
On Wed, 13 Sep 2017 11:51:23 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/13/17 11:37 AM, True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:43:25 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up. Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.

Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't get the least bit nervous. snip...



That sure explains a lot....

Good. I'm glad you learned something about farm animals.


.Duh!
More like I learned a bit more about you...that I wish I didn't.


Goats can make nice pets if you have the space and time for them. They
can be pretty smart, certainly smarter than Herring and Justan, for
example. And...they smell better, I am sure. I doubt either Herring or
Justan have been "sexually active" this century, other than with their
hand.


You worry about that a lot, Krause. Is that an indicator of a medical problem you have?

Bill[_12_] September 13th 17 10:54 PM

Personally, tim, you do not see...
 
Keyser Soze wrote:
On 9/13/17 11:37 AM, True North wrote:
On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:43:25 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:10:49 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:55:00 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:02:41 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 9/12/17 12:43 PM, Tim wrote:
7:37 AMJohn H
- hide quoted text -
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:19:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:52 PMWayne.B
On Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
- show quoted text -
===

I've seen a few goats here and there but am hardly an expert. It
would seem that peeing their beards would be anatomically impossible.
On the other hand if we have to choose between Harree being a dog or a
goat, I'd pick the goat. Dogs have better manners as a rule.
.....

Now. Whadda you know...

http://animals.mom.me/billy-goats-smell-bad-3344.html

"Bucks stink with a strong musky odor, which comes from both their
scent glands, located near their horns, and their urine, which
they spray on their face, beards, front legs and chest. They usually spray
themselves during rut -- that is, the time when the does are in
estrus. Rut usually occurs in late summer through fall, and it is
the time when the buck is most smelly. While you may not find the
odor pleasing, does find it irresistible.

When Do Bucks Stink?
Bucks smell pretty much all the time, but the rut causes them to
smell worse. They will urinate on themselves then more than any
other time of the year. Bucklings, or young male goats, usually
start smelling like bucks when they become sexually mature. Since
bucklings can become sexually mature as young as 2 months, you may
have a stinky youngster at that age."

Well, I'll be...

Learn somethin' new daily.
....

I haven't been around goats enough to know so I had to look it up.
Interesting that they do that... Nofinger was right...


That's probably because no-fingers hovers around farm animals with his
fly unzipped...makes the animals nervous, and for good reason.

Been around farm animals with an unzipped fly quite often. They don't
get the least bit nervous. snip...



That sure explains a lot....

Good. I'm glad you learned something about farm animals.


.Duh!
More like I learned a bit more about you...that I wish I didn't.


Goats can make nice pets if you have the space and time for them. They
can be pretty smart, certainly smarter than Herring and Justan, for
example. And...they smell better, I am sure. I doubt either Herring or
Justan have been "sexually active" this century, other than with their
hand.


As long as you do not want all your nice plants, truck upholstery, etc.
eaten. Goats are good at that.



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