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John H[_2_] July 25th 17 06:33 PM

Yo Alex!
 
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.

Alex[_12_] July 26th 17 01:27 AM

Yo Alex!
 
John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.


It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!


John H[_2_] July 26th 17 12:32 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.


It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!


That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

True North[_2_] July 26th 17 10:34 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.


It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!


That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?



Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

Keyser Soze July 26th 17 10:59 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On 7/26/17 5:34 PM, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.

It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!


That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?



Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!



Herring is going to *another* white man's music festival?

Alex[_12_] July 27th 17 01:01 AM

Yo Alex!
 
John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.

It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!

That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?


It's the over/under for it's return...

Alex[_12_] July 27th 17 01:03 AM

Yo Alex!
 
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?


Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.


He truly is a moron.


Keyser Söze July 27th 17 01:35 AM

Yo Alex!
 
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.

It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!

That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?



Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!


I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.


I heard your kid(s) might be eligible for parole in three years.

--
Posted with my iPhone 7+.

John H[_2_] July 27th 17 01:55 AM

Yo Alex!
 
On Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:01:57 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!

That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?


It's the over/under for it's return...


Hell, I can hold my breath until then.

Tim July 27th 17 05:03 PM

Yo Alex!
 
Jul 26Keyser Soze
- show quoted text -
Herring is going to *another* white man's music festival?
....

Harry, look up Tatsuya Kuwahara and The Bluegrass Police or The Chocolate Drops and see how white they are..

They're not your average white bands.

True North[_2_] July 27th 17 05:57 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.


He truly is a moron.


Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.

John H[_2_] July 27th 17 06:04 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.


He truly is a moron.


Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.


Do you need help doing so?

True North[_2_] July 27th 17 08:50 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.

He truly is a moron.


Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.


Do you need help doing so?


Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.

Keyser Soze July 27th 17 08:53 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On 7/27/17 3:50 PM, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.

He truly is a moron.

Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.


Do you need help doing so?


Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.


If you saw Herring, you'd realize a puff of wind could knock him over.
As for FlaJim, he's seen his shadow too many times and will remain in
hiding.

John H[_2_] July 27th 17 09:12 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.

He truly is a moron.

Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.


Do you need help doing so?


Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.


You still don't understand what 'filtered' means? Jeeeez. Maybe those who call you 'stupid' are correct, Donielle.

John H[_2_] July 27th 17 09:18 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 3:54:01 PM UTC-4, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 7/27/17 3:50 PM, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.

He truly is a moron.

Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.

Do you need help doing so?


Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.


If you saw Herring, you'd realize a puff of wind could knock him over.
As for FlaJim, he's seen his shadow too many times and will remain in
hiding.


Six feet three inches and 190lbs makes me almost overweight! http://www.ideal-weight-charts.com/i...ight-chart.jpg Of course, we all know under which color you fall, eh Mr. 'Red'?

Its Me July 27th 17 10:22 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 4:12:44 PM UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.

He truly is a moron.

Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.

Do you need help doing so?


Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.


You still don't understand what 'filtered' means? Jeeeez. Maybe those who call you 'stupid' are correct, Donielle.


I've even tried to explain it to her. She makes a box of rocks look smart.

[email protected] July 27th 17 11:05 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:53:58 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:


If you saw Herring, you'd realize a puff of wind could knock him over.
As for FlaJim, he's seen his shadow too many times and will remain in
hiding.

I doubt you could carry his golf bag for 18 holes, even if you never
swung a club.

Alex[_12_] July 28th 17 01:23 AM

Yo Alex!
 
True North wrote:
Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.


It doesn't work that way, moron.

Alex[_12_] July 28th 17 01:25 AM

Yo Alex!
 
True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?
Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.

He truly is a moron.

Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.


After a quick review of Daddy's post, I'm sure he would puke and then
run like hell if he's a smart guy.

Tim July 28th 17 02:25 AM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 5:05:48 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:53:58 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:


If you saw Herring, you'd realize a puff of wind could knock him over.
As for FlaJim, he's seen his shadow too many times and will remain in
hiding.

I doubt you could carry his golf bag for 18 holes, even if you never
swung a club.


I do know that John refuses to ride in a golf cart. He carries a full bag the entire course.

John H[_2_] July 28th 17 01:00 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thu, 27 Jul 2017 20:12:26 -0600 (MDT), justan wrote:

True North Wrote in message:
On Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.

He truly is a moron.

Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.

Do you need help doing so?


Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.


You claim someone has you filtered and that is why you can't see
his posts. Do you know how stupid that line of thinking is.
(Someone please repost this so our little googler buddie can see
it)


He's not called 'Dunce Donnee' for no reason, you know.

John H[_2_] July 28th 17 01:05 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 9:25:27 PM UTC-4, Tim wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 5:05:48 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:53:58 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:


If you saw Herring, you'd realize a puff of wind could knock him over.
As for FlaJim, he's seen his shadow too many times and will remain in
hiding.

I doubt you could carry his golf bag for 18 holes, even if you never
swung a club.


I do know that John refuses to ride in a golf cart. He carries a full bag the entire course.


Well, I don't carry the bag. I push a cart with the bag thereon. One of these: https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p...xprssdlxprcrt? I'll have to admit I'm not in as good a shape as those caddies you see carrying the pro bags for the pro players!

John H[_2_] July 28th 17 01:08 PM

Yo Alex!
 
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 3:50:21 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?

Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.

He truly is a moron.

Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.


Do you need help doing so?


Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.


You misunderstood what was a simple question. I'll clarify. You said you'd love to see Justan make the comment to your son's face. I wanted to know if you needed help telling your son about the comment.

Tim July 28th 17 02:48 PM

Yo Alex!
 
7:05 AMJohn H
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 9:25:27 PM UTC-4, Tim wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 5:05:48 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:53:58 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:


If you saw Herring, you'd realize a puff of wind could knock him over.
As for FlaJim, he's seen his shadow too many times and will remain in
hiding.

I doubt you could carry his golf bag for 18 holes, even if you never
swung a club.


I do know that John refuses to ride in a golf cart. He carries a full bag the entire course.


Well, I don't carry the bag. I push a cart with the bag thereon. One of these: https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p...xprssdlxprcrt? I'll have to admit I'm not in as good a shape as those caddies you see carrying the pro bags for the pro players!
......

Unlike Harris, i gladly admit my mistake. Thanks..

Alex[_12_] July 29th 17 02:14 AM

Yo Alex!
 
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05:12 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Thursday, July 27, 2017 at 12:57:11 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:03:17 UTC-3, Alex wrote:
justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
On Wednesday, 26 July 2017 08:48:15 UTC-3, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:27:05 -0400, Alex wrote:

John H wrote:
You'll never guess what finally got here! All packed up and shipped back to factory.
It's about time! "Mark" your calendar for 8/8!
That's two days before we leave for Gettysburg. Is that an important date?
Sure is. I heard that his pogey cheques start arriving then.
Too bad Margaret had to deep six him......NOT!

I heard you applied for the position of village idiot and lost out
to your #2 son.
He truly is a moron.
Tell your little bitch, Justine, that I'd love to see her make that comment to my son's face.
Do you need help doing so?

Your little turd claims she has me "filtered". Are you calling her a 'lying' little bitch? Since I don't see her giggles unless someone guotes her, I took her at her word.

You claim someone has you filtered and that is why you can't see
his posts. Do you know how stupid that line of thinking is.
(Someone please repost this so our little googler buddie can see
it)


He's been told that many times. He's just really dumb and arrogant.



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