Liberal or conservative?
 

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a
great test!

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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.

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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
If a liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of
him.

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If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.

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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of
us pay for his.

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If a conservative is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes
to work the next day.
If a liberal is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks,
throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

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If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

Liberal or conservative?
 

On Tue, 18 Jul 2017 22:10:57 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a
great test!

===============================
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

===============================
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.

===============================
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

===============================
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
If a liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of
him.

===============================
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.

===============================
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

===============================
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of
us pay for his.

================================
If a conservative is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes
to work the next day.
If a liberal is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks,
throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

===============================
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

Just watch. It'll show up soon on Harry's atheist group.