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Poco Deplorevole April 22nd 17 12:29 PM

Yo Don!
 
Can you please fix the spelling in this?

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr
the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!

True North[_2_] April 22nd 17 01:44 PM

Yo Don!
 
Huh?
You claim to have been a Lt Colonel in the United States Army and a former school teacher yet you come to me for help in correcting the way y'all spell?
Maybe I should be flattered. Damn shame how all y'all have *******ized the Queen's English over the years.

Poco Deplorevole April 22nd 17 03:23 PM

Yo Don!
 
On Sat, 22 Apr 2017 05:44:13 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Huh?
You claim to have been a Lt Colonel in the United States Army and a former school teacher yet you come to me for help in correcting the way y'all spell?
Maybe I should be flattered. Damn shame how all y'all have *******ized the Queen's English over the years.


Don, you normally take great pride in demonstrating your spelling skills. Here is a chance for you
to excell at something besides pushing a johnnymop. Go for it.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr
the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!

True North[_2_] April 22nd 17 05:09 PM

Yo Don!
 
On Saturday, 22 April 2017 11:23:15 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Sat, 22 Apr 2017 05:44:13 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Huh?
You claim to have been a Lt Colonel in the United States Army and a former school teacher yet you come to me for help in correcting the way y'all spell?
Maybe I should be flattered. Damn shame how all y'all have *******ized the Queen's English over the years.


Don, you normally take great pride in demonstrating your spelling skills. Here is a chance for you
to excell at something besides pushing a johnnymop. Go for it.


No Johnny. I've never pushed y'all. Well, maybe when it was for your own good and the good of this newsgroup.

Bill[_12_] April 22nd 17 05:10 PM

Yo Don!
 
Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Sat, 22 Apr 2017 05:44:13 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Huh?
You claim to have been a Lt Colonel in the United States Army and a
former school teacher yet you come to me for help in correcting the way y'all spell?
Maybe I should be flattered. Damn shame how all y'all have *******ized
the Queen's English over the years.


Don, you normally take great pride in demonstrating your spelling skills.
Here is a chance for you
to excell at something besides pushing a johnnymop. Go for it.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer in what oredr
the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first
and last ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it
wouthit a porbelm. This is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!


Maybe he can not parse the paragraph. Does take cognitive skills


Poco Deplorevole April 22nd 17 06:10 PM

Yo Don!
 
On Sat, 22 Apr 2017 12:43:57 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
Can you please fix the spelling in this?

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr
the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!


What's amazing is that you can read it at normal reading speed.


*We* can.


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