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Dear Hollywood Celebrities
(too good not to cut'n'paste!)
Dear Hollywood celebrities, You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it. You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera. And often when you are away from one too. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance. I don’t really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren’t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again. I don’t care that you don't like Mr.Trump. But I bet you looked cute saying it. Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something blue and shiny. And I'm also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump becomes president? Ha. Please don't forget to close the door behind you. We'd like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here. Make me laugh, or cry. Scare me. But realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment. So, shut your pie hole and dance. |
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Dear Hollywood Celebrities
On Thu, 10 Nov 2016 20:39:56 -0500, Poquito Loco
wrote: (too good not to cut'n'paste!) Dear Hollywood celebrities, You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it. You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera. And often when you are away from one too. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance. I don’t really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren’t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me again. I don’t care that you don't like Mr.Trump. But I bet you looked cute saying it. Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something blue and shiny. And I'm also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump becomes president? Ha. Please don't forget to close the door behind you. We'd like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here. Make me laugh, or cry. Scare me. But realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment. So, shut your pie hole and dance. Well said. They are the real "Election disrupters" not the Russians. I include the biased talking heads on the entertainment shows sold as news too. |
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Dear Hollywood Celebrities
This cartoon says it pretty well: http://townhall.com/political-cartoo...6/11/09/146283
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Dear Hollywood Celebrities
Poquito Loco
On Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:57:37 -0800 (PST), wrote: This cartoon says it pretty well: http://townhall.com/political-cartoo...6/11/09/146283 "LOL! Boy, does that bring back memories!" Sure dose! What did y'all call it.. "cut and run"? |
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Dear Hollywood Celebrities
me
Poquito Loco On Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:57:37 -0800 (PST), wrote: This cartoon says it pretty well: http://townhall.com/political-cartoo...6/11/09/146283 "LOL! Boy, does that bring back memories!" "Sure dose! What did y'all call it.. "cut and run"?" Better make that 'does'. I don't want to 'mericanize our English any worse than it is. |
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Dear Hollywood Celebrities
True North wrote:
Poquito Loco On Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:57:37 -0800 (PST), wrote: This cartoon says it pretty well: http://townhall.com/political-cartoo...6/11/09/146283 "LOL! Boy, does that bring back memories!" Sure dose! What did y'all call it.. "cut and run"? Dip****. Was the decision on the politicians and public. After the Tet Offensive the VC were basically done. Maybe you should study a little history, instead of spending all your energy on snide remarks. |
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Dear Hollywood Celebrities
On Saturday, 12 November 2016 13:00:40 UTC-4, Califbill wrote:
True North wrote: Poquito Loco On Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:57:37 -0800 (PST), wrote: This cartoon says it pretty well: http://townhall.com/political-cartoo...6/11/09/146283 "LOL! Boy, does that bring back memories!" Sure dose! What did y'all call it.. "cut and run"? Dip****. Was the decision on the politicians and public. After the Tet Offensive the VC were basically done. Maybe you should study a little history, instead of spending all your energy on snide remarks. The North Viet Nam Army didn't look "basically done" when they rolled down that highway before they were supposed to and chased y'all out. Big Deal..you may have bested a few semi military types running around in bare feet but once the real army showed up...YOU were "basically done". |
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Dear Hollywood Celebrities
On Sat, 12 Nov 2016 11:00:35 -0600, Califbill
wrote: True North wrote: Poquito Loco On Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:57:37 -0800 (PST), wrote: This cartoon says it pretty well: http://townhall.com/political-cartoo...6/11/09/146283 "LOL! Boy, does that bring back memories!" Sure dose! What did y'all call it.. "cut and run"? Dip****. Was the decision on the politicians and public. After the Tet Offensive the VC were basically done. Maybe you should study a little history, instead of spending all your energy on snide remarks. The VC were done but the NVA were still an effective force for the rest of the war, along with their Soviet benefactors. |
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