So I go into the pro shop after the first nine, and the assistant pro, a young guy named Alex, asks
how my game's going. I tell him all is well, except for my chipping within 5-10 yards of the green.
Can't seem to get the hang of it today. So Alex comes up close and says, "The problem is your loft."

I replied that I'd tried my eight iron, pitching wedge, gap wedge and lob wedge...nothing seemed to
work. He comes closer and says, "It's not the club, it's your loft." To which I reply, "What do you
mean, I'm using every different loft I have?"

And he comes closer and says, "Your loft, John, your loft...your Lack Of ****ing Talent!"

Nice guy, huh?