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Televangelists Say They Need Private Jets Because ‘Demons Fly
Commercial’ (Video)




If you’ve ever wondered why some televangelists live so
lavishly–mansions, expensive cars, private jets–you’ll be glad to know
that two prominent TV preachers have an answer for why the private jets
are such a necessity: demons are flying commercial. Someone call the FAA
and let them know.

On a recent episode of Believers Voice of Victory, Kenneth Copeland and
Jesse Duplantis asserted that they need their private jets, with
Copeland asserting a true minister cannot talk to God on a commercial
flight:

“You couldn’t have done that on an airliner. Stand up and say “What’d
you say, Lord? Okay? No? Yeah? And the guy sitting over there, saying,
“What the hell does he think he’s doing?� You can’t do that! No, no…�

Copeland and Duplantis also claimed that a private jet such as the one
owned by Oral Roberts is essential because it “protects the anointing.�

But the essence of the message from Brothers Copeland and Duplantis can
be summed up thusly: Demons are traveling on the commercial airliners we
all use. Yes, demons. Copeland was babbling on about how it’s a
“dope-filled world� when he finally declared he simply cannot, will not
“get in a long tube with a bunch of demons.�

So important is the private jet to his ministry, Copeland claimed, if he
had to give it up, 90 percent of what he does (whatever that is) would
have to abruptly end.


http://tinyurl.com/p9yusgo

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Demons!

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On Tue, 5 Jan 2016 10:18:19 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

Televangelists Say They Need Private Jets Because ‘Demons Fly
Commercial’ (Video)

Nancy used to say the same thing too.

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On Tuesday, January 5, 2016 at 9:18:22 AM UTC-6, Keyser Söze wrote:
Televangelists Say They Need Private Jets Because 'Demons Fly
Commercial' (Video)




If you've ever wondered why some televangelists live so
lavishly-mansions, expensive cars, private jets-you'll be glad to know
that two prominent TV preachers have an answer for why the private jets
are such a necessity: demons are flying commercial. Someone call the FAA
and let them know.

On a recent episode of Believers Voice of Victory, Kenneth Copeland and
Jesse Duplantis asserted that they need their private jets, with
Copeland asserting a true minister cannot talk to God on a commercial
flight:

"You couldn't have done that on an airliner. Stand up and say "What'd
you say, Lord? Okay? No? Yeah? And the guy sitting over there, saying,
"What the hell does he think he's doing?" You can't do that! No, no..."

Copeland and Duplantis also claimed that a private jet such as the one
owned by Oral Roberts is essential because it "protects the anointing."

But the essence of the message from Brothers Copeland and Duplantis can
be summed up thusly: Demons are traveling on the commercial airliners we
all use. Yes, demons. Copeland was babbling on about how it's a
"dope-filled world" when he finally declared he simply cannot, will not
"get in a long tube with a bunch of demons."

So important is the private jet to his ministry, Copeland claimed, if he
had to give it up, 90 percent of what he does (whatever that is) would
have to abruptly end.


http://tinyurl.com/p9yusgo

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Demons!

he's just trying to keep up with Creflo dollar...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/televang...n-private-jet/

So is Olsteen...

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/201...5-million-jet/

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On 1/5/16 10:32 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 5 Jan 2016 10:18:19 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

Televangelists Say They Need Private Jets Because ‘Demons Fly
Commercial’ (Video)

Nancy used to say the same thing too.


Pelosi? Really?

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On Tue, 5 Jan 2016 11:40:14 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 1/5/16 10:32 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 5 Jan 2016 10:18:19 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

Televangelists Say They Need Private Jets Because ‘Demons Fly
Commercial’ (Video)

Nancy used to say the same thing too.


Pelosi? Really?

She certainly felt entitled to a government jet for her own personal
use.