golf joke for john
One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?' 'I was stung by a bee', she said. 'Where?', he asked. 'Between the first and second hole', she replied. He nodded knowingly and said... 'Then your feet were too far apart.' |
golf joke for john
On Sun, 22 Nov 2015 14:34:41 -0800, Califbill billnews wrote:
One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?' 'I was stung by a bee', she said. 'Where?', he asked. 'Between the first and second hole', she replied. He nodded knowingly and said... 'Then your feet were too far apart.' Hee, hee. She shoulda used Deep Woods Off. Works every time! -- Ban idiots, not guns! |
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