Ad for GOP Speaker of the House
 

Democratic Congressman Mark Takano of California posted the following ad
on Craigslist to help the Repubnants recruit a new speaker of the house:




Are you an American Citizen? Do you have experience negotiating
hostage situations? Are you ready for the challenge of a lifetime? Then
this job is for you!

We are seeking an extremely patient and motivated person to lead
the U.S. House of Representatives.

Responsibilities:

-Keeping the government open

-Avoiding a default on U.S. debt

-Maintaining women’s access to health care

-Managing multiple investigative committees aimed at attacking
Hillary Clinton

-Explaining to the “Freedom Caucus� the concepts of compromise and
democratic governance

Requirements

-Proven ability to work with irrational people who pursue narrow
priorities at the expense of millions of others

-Proficiency in Word, Excel and PowerPoint

-Babysitting experience STRONGLY PREFERRED

-No Congressional experience necessary

Please e-mail resume and an outline of your plan to
TheNextFrankUnderwood [at] gmail [dot] com.

RINOs NEED NOT REPLY

Ad for GOP Speaker of the House
 

Keyser Söze wrote:
Democratic Congressman Mark Takano of California posted the following ad
on Craigslist to help the Repubnants recruit a new speaker of the house:




Are you an American Citizen? Do you have experience negotiating
hostage situations? Are you ready for the challenge of a lifetime? Then
this job is for you!

We are seeking an extremely patient and motivated person to lead
the U.S. House of Representatives.

Responsibilities:

-Keeping the government open

-Avoiding a default on U.S. debt

-Maintaining women’s access to health care

-Managing multiple investigative committees aimed at attacking
Hillary Clinton

-Explaining to the “Freedom Caucus� the concepts of compromise and
democratic governance

Requirements

-Proven ability to work with irrational people who pursue narrow
priorities at the expense of millions of others

-Proficiency in Word, Excel and PowerPoint

-Babysitting experience STRONGLY PREFERRED

-No Congressional experience necessary

Please e-mail resume and an outline of your plan to
TheNextFrankUnderwood [at] gmail [dot] com.

RINOs NEED NOT REPLY


Sounds like a good advert for when Pelosi was there.

Ad for GOP Speaker of the House
 

On 10/9/15 3:50 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
Democratic Congressman Mark Takano of California posted the following ad
on Craigslist to help the Repubnants recruit a new speaker of the house:




Are you an American Citizen? Do you have experience negotiating
hostage situations? Are you ready for the challenge of a lifetime? Then
this job is for you!

We are seeking an extremely patient and motivated person to lead
the U.S. House of Representatives.

Responsibilities:

-Keeping the government open

-Avoiding a default on U.S. debt

-Maintaining women’s access to health care

-Managing multiple investigative committees aimed at attacking
Hillary Clinton

-Explaining to the “Freedom Caucus� the concepts of compromise and
democratic governance

Requirements

-Proven ability to work with irrational people who pursue narrow
priorities at the expense of millions of others

-Proficiency in Word, Excel and PowerPoint

-Babysitting experience STRONGLY PREFERRED

-No Congressional experience necessary

Please e-mail resume and an outline of your plan to
TheNextFrankUnderwood [at] gmail [dot] com.

RINOs NEED NOT REPLY


Sounds like a good advert for when Pelosi was there.


No, Bilious, it doesn't. The GOP caucus in the House is worse than a
herd of cats, thanks to the 40 or so teabagging lunatics. If Paul Ryan
takes the job, he'll regret it.