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Keyser Söze August 22nd 15 12:54 PM

Classic...
 
....Bill Maher:

“The Republicans are tearing their hair out,” Maher said. “Now, doctors
say the Trump that has been growing inside them is inoperable. Yes,
Donald Trump, America’s great Irish hope, unveiled his immigration plan
this week—and it is huge. It’s a three-point plan called Cinco de Bye-o.
Here are the plans: repeal the 14th amendment, seize the wages of
illegal immigrants who are working here, use that money to build a wall,
and then deport all 11 million of them. Is any of this possible? No. But
it gave millions of Fox News viewers their first erection in years.”

Maher then laid into Trump on the hypocrisy of his anti-immigrant
stance, since two out of three Trump wives have been Eastern European
immigrants with tenuous grasps of the English language.

“Nobody brings this up about Donald Trump, who is always on about, ‘We
can’t have foreigners coming into this country!’” said Maher. “His first
wife is from Czechoslovakia. His current wife is from Slovenia. So, if
you think crawling under a wall is the most disgusting way to become an
American, somewhere there is a Panamanian woman hiding in a truck full
of chickens with ten pounds of heroin-filled condoms in her stomach
who’s thinking, ‘Well, at least I didn’t have to blow Donald Trump.’”

Ouch.

[email protected] August 22nd 15 04:42 PM

Classic...
 
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 07:54:25 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...Bill Maher:


He is an OK comedian who never let the truth get in way of a good
joke. As long as you understand that, he can be amusing but, like
Stewart, it is entertainment, not news.
Stewart was actually better informed and the research was better.


Keyser Söze August 22nd 15 04:57 PM

Classic...
 
On 8/22/15 11:42 AM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 07:54:25 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...Bill Maher:


He is an OK comedian who never let the truth get in way of a good
joke. As long as you understand that, he can be amusing but, like
Stewart, it is entertainment, not news.
Stewart was actually better informed and the research was better.


Maher doesn't pretend to be anything but an opinionated comedian.

[email protected] August 22nd 15 05:34 PM

Classic...
 
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 11:57:11 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/22/15 11:42 AM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 07:54:25 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...Bill Maher:


He is an OK comedian who never let the truth get in way of a good
joke. As long as you understand that, he can be amusing but, like
Stewart, it is entertainment, not news.
Stewart was actually better informed and the research was better.


Maher doesn't pretend to be anything but an opinionated comedian.


That is OK as long as everyone understands what they are watching.
It was a bit scary when way more than half of the young adults in the
country said they got most of their news from comedians. (Stewart,
Maher and the late night talk shows)

Keyser Söze August 22nd 15 11:33 PM

Classic...
 
On 8/22/15 12:34 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 11:57:11 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/22/15 11:42 AM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 07:54:25 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...Bill Maher:

He is an OK comedian who never let the truth get in way of a good
joke. As long as you understand that, he can be amusing but, like
Stewart, it is entertainment, not news.
Stewart was actually better informed and the research was better.


Maher doesn't pretend to be anything but an opinionated comedian.


That is OK as long as everyone understands what they are watching.
It was a bit scary when way more than half of the young adults in the
country said they got most of their news from comedians. (Stewart,
Maher and the late night talk shows)


Well, there have been several studies released that indicate the more
Fox News you watch, the dumber you get. Or something like that.

Paul Hovnanian P.E. August 23rd 15 12:51 AM

Classic...
 
Its a strange world we live in when we get our news from Comedy Central and
our laughs from Fox News.

--
Paul Hovnanian
------------------------------------------------------------------
The immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"


Mr. Luddite August 23rd 15 01:19 AM

Classic...
 
On 8/22/2015 7:51 PM, Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:

Its a strange world we live in when we get our news from Comedy Central and
our laughs from Fox News.


:-)


[email protected] August 23rd 15 05:44 AM

Classic...
 
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 18:33:51 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/22/15 12:34 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 11:57:11 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/22/15 11:42 AM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 07:54:25 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...Bill Maher:

He is an OK comedian who never let the truth get in way of a good
joke. As long as you understand that, he can be amusing but, like
Stewart, it is entertainment, not news.
Stewart was actually better informed and the research was better.


Maher doesn't pretend to be anything but an opinionated comedian.


That is OK as long as everyone understands what they are watching.
It was a bit scary when way more than half of the young adults in the
country said they got most of their news from comedians. (Stewart,
Maher and the late night talk shows)


Well, there have been several studies released that indicate the more
Fox News you watch, the dumber you get. Or something like that.


Who was talking about Fox news?

Justan Olphart[_2_] August 23rd 15 02:58 PM

Classic...
 
On 8/23/2015 10:46 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 23 Aug 2015 09:59:25 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/23/15 12:44 AM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 18:33:51 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/22/15 12:34 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 11:57:11 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/22/15 11:42 AM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 07:54:25 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...Bill Maher:

He is an OK comedian who never let the truth get in way of a good
joke. As long as you understand that, he can be amusing but, like
Stewart, it is entertainment, not news.
Stewart was actually better informed and the research was better.


Maher doesn't pretend to be anything but an opinionated comedian.

That is OK as long as everyone understands what they are watching.
It was a bit scary when way more than half of the young adults in the
country said they got most of their news from comedians. (Stewart,
Maher and the late night talk shows)


Well, there have been several studies released that indicate the more
Fox News you watch, the dumber you get. Or something like that.

Who was talking about Fox news?


Weren't we discussing opinionated comedians? That's Fox News.


I am never disappointed that you can twist any conversation around to
an opportunity to express your political opinion. Typically with some
totally unrelated brain fart.

He seamlessly emits brain farts and shoe stink.

Keyser Söze August 23rd 15 02:59 PM

Classic...
 
On 8/23/15 12:44 AM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 18:33:51 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/22/15 12:34 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 11:57:11 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 8/22/15 11:42 AM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Aug 2015 07:54:25 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...Bill Maher:

He is an OK comedian who never let the truth get in way of a good
joke. As long as you understand that, he can be amusing but, like
Stewart, it is entertainment, not news.
Stewart was actually better informed and the research was better.


Maher doesn't pretend to be anything but an opinionated comedian.

That is OK as long as everyone understands what they are watching.
It was a bit scary when way more than half of the young adults in the
country said they got most of their news from comedians. (Stewart,
Maher and the late night talk shows)


Well, there have been several studies released that indicate the more
Fox News you watch, the dumber you get. Or something like that.


Who was talking about Fox news?


Weren't we discussing opinionated comedians? That's Fox News.


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