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Keyser Söze July 22nd 15 12:01 AM

Those little crackers...
 
Apparently Trump, the darling of the GOP for the moment, wasn't pious
enough for some of the Iowa supercons...

"A senior Iowa Republican who was in the room, sitting with a group of
grassroots activists as Trump spoke, was dumbfounded by the candidate’s
views of religion. “While there were audible groans in the crowd when
Trump questioned whether McCain was a war hero,” the senior Republican
said via email, “it was Trump’s inability to articulate any coherent
relationship with God or demonstrate the role faith plays in his life
that really sucked the oxygen out of the room.”

The senior Republican continued: “Milling around talking to
activists in the hallways/lobby after Trump’s speech, THAT is what those
Iowa conservatives were discussing, not the McCain comment.”
- - -

Trump also had referred to communion wafers as "those little crackers"
he had along with the wine he took when he attended church.

But the funniest comment had to be the one about the "coherent
relationship with God."

How do you have a *coherent relationship* with an imaginary being
outside of a psych ward?

Califbill July 22nd 15 01:00 AM

Those little crackers...
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
Apparently Trump, the darling of the GOP for the moment, wasn't pious
enough for some of the Iowa supercons...

"A senior Iowa Republican who was in the room, sitting with a group of
grassroots activists as Trump spoke, was dumbfounded by the candidate’s
views of religion. “While there were audible groans in the crowd when
Trump questioned whether McCain was a war hero,” the senior Republican
said via email, “it was Trump’s inability to articulate any coherent
relationship with God or demonstrate the role faith plays in his life
that really sucked the oxygen out of the room.”

The senior Republican continued: “Milling around talking to activists
in the hallways/lobby after Trump’s speech, THAT is what those Iowa
conservatives were discussing, not the McCain comment.”
- - -

Trump also had referred to communion wafers as "those little crackers" he
had along with the wine he took when he attended church.

But the funniest comment had to be the one about the "coherent relationship with God."

How do you have a *coherent relationship* with an imaginary being outside of a psych ward?


Same way you have a relationship with an imaginary boat?

John H.[_5_] July 22nd 15 01:05 AM

Those little crackers...
 
On Tue, 21 Jul 2015 19:00:29 -0500, Califbill billnews wrote:

Keyser Sze wrote:
Apparently Trump, the darling of the GOP for the moment, wasn't pious
enough for some of the Iowa supercons...

"A senior Iowa Republican who was in the room, sitting with a group of
grassroots activists as Trump spoke, was dumbfounded by the candidates
views of religion. While there were audible groans in the crowd when
Trump questioned whether McCain was a war hero, the senior Republican
said via email, it was Trumps inability to articulate any coherent
relationship with God or demonstrate the role faith plays in his life
that really sucked the oxygen out of the room.

The senior Republican continued: Milling around talking to activists
in the hallways/lobby after Trumps speech, THAT is what those Iowa
conservatives were discussing, not the McCain comment.
- - -

Trump also had referred to communion wafers as "those little crackers" he
had along with the wine he took when he attended church.

But the funniest comment had to be the one about the "coherent relationship with God."

How do you have a *coherent relationship* with an imaginary being outside of a psych ward?


Same way you have a relationship with an imaginary boat?


....and owls.
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Guns don't cause problems.
Gun owner behavior causes problems.

Keyser Söze July 22nd 15 01:36 AM

Those little crackers...
 
On 7/21/15 8:00 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
Apparently Trump, the darling of the GOP for the moment, wasn't pious
enough for some of the Iowa supercons...

"A senior Iowa Republican who was in the room, sitting with a group of
grassroots activists as Trump spoke, was dumbfounded by the candidate’s
views of religion. “While there were audible groans in the crowd when
Trump questioned whether McCain was a war hero,” the senior Republican
said via email, “it was Trump’s inability to articulate any coherent
relationship with God or demonstrate the role faith plays in his life
that really sucked the oxygen out of the room.”

The senior Republican continued: “Milling around talking to activists
in the hallways/lobby after Trump’s speech, THAT is what those Iowa
conservatives were discussing, not the McCain comment.”
- - -

Trump also had referred to communion wafers as "those little crackers" he
had along with the wine he took when he attended church.

But the funniest comment had to be the one about the "coherent relationship with God."

How do you have a *coherent relationship* with an imaginary being outside of a psych ward?


Same way you have a relationship with an imaginary boat?


Again, you are talking out of the top of your hat, if you wear one.

Califbill July 22nd 15 04:50 AM

Those little crackers...
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 7/21/15 8:00 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
Apparently Trump, the darling of the GOP for the moment, wasn't pious
enough for some of the Iowa supercons...

"A senior Iowa Republican who was in the room, sitting with a group of
grassroots activists as Trump spoke, was dumbfounded by the candidate’s
views of religion. “While there were audible groans in the crowd when
Trump questioned whether McCain was a war hero,” the senior Republican
said via email, “it was Trump’s inability to articulate any coherent
relationship with God or demonstrate the role faith plays in his life
that really sucked the oxygen out of the room.”

The senior Republican continued: “Milling around talking to activists
in the hallways/lobby after Trump’s speech, THAT is what those Iowa
conservatives were discussing, not the McCain comment.”
- - -

Trump also had referred to communion wafers as "those little crackers" he
had along with the wine he took when he attended church.

But the funniest comment had to be the one about the "coherent relationship with God."

How do you have a *coherent relationship* with an imaginary being
outside of a psych ward?


Same way you have a relationship with an imaginary boat?


Again, you are talking out of the top of your hat, if you wear one.


Sneark. And I do wear hats. Have enough skin cancers removed, so am very
careful.


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