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Presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed a little-known episode of
personal heroism from his youth on Saturday, telling an Iowa audience
that he narrowly avoided capture in Vietnam by remaining in the United
States for the duration of the war.

“The Cong were after me,” Trump said, visibly stirred by the memory.
“And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.”

The former reality-show star said he had never shared his record as a
war hero before because “I don’t like to boast.”

He said that he only disclosed the episode now because “the way this
nation treats our deferment veterans is a disgrace.”

Trump complained that he received no official commendation or medal for
his heroism, calling the lack of recognition “shameful.”

“Those brave Americans who, like me, avoided being captured by not
serving at all—we are the true heroes,” he said.

Trump’s tale of valor appeared to move many members of his audience,
some of whom waited in line after his speech to thank him for his lack
of service.


.... obviously by Harry's favorite, Andy Borowitz
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On Sun, 19 Jul 2015 16:58:57 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

Presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed a little-known episode of
personal heroism from his youth on Saturday, telling an Iowa audience
that he narrowly avoided capture in Vietnam by remaining in the United
States for the duration of the war.

The Cong were after me, Trump said, visibly stirred by the memory.
And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.

The former reality-show star said he had never shared his record as a
war hero before because I dont like to boast.

He said that he only disclosed the episode now because the way this
nation treats our deferment veterans is a disgrace.

Trump complained that he received no official commendation or medal for
his heroism, calling the lack of recognition shameful.

Those brave Americans who, like me, avoided being captured by not
serving at allwe are the true heroes, he said.

Trumps tale of valor appeared to move many members of his audience,
some of whom waited in line after his speech to thank him for his lack
of service.


... obviously by Harry's favorite, Andy Borowitz


Sounds like something Harry would say.
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On 7/19/15 5:07 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 19 Jul 2015 16:58:57 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

Presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed a little-known episode of
personal heroism from his youth on Saturday, telling an Iowa audience
that he narrowly avoided capture in Vietnam by remaining in the United
States for the duration of the war.

The Cong were after me, Trump said, visibly stirred by the memory.
And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.

The former reality-show star said he had never shared his record as a
war hero before because I dont like to boast.

He said that he only disclosed the episode now because the way this
nation treats our deferment veterans is a disgrace.

Trump complained that he received no official commendation or medal for
his heroism, calling the lack of recognition shameful.

Those brave Americans who, like me, avoided being captured by not
serving at allwe are the true heroes, he said.

Trumps tale of valor appeared to move many members of his audience,
some of whom waited in line after his speech to thank him for his lack
of service.


... obviously by Harry's favorite, Andy Borowitz


Sounds like something Harry would say.



Among those of us who didn't go to Vietnam, the heroes were the ones who
actively resisted the draft and paid a penalty for it. I wasn't involved
in that.

You were lucky the army took in incompetents like you and offered them
opportunities. Otherwise, you would have spent your working life
shoveling up meadow muffins.
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On 7/19/2015 6:38 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 7/19/15 5:07 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 19 Jul 2015 16:58:57 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

Presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed a little-known episode of
personal heroism from his youth on Saturday, telling an Iowa audience
that he narrowly avoided capture in Vietnam by remaining in the United
States for the duration of the war.

The Cong were after me, Trump said, visibly stirred by the memory.
And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.

The former reality-show star said he had never shared his record as a
war hero before because I dont like to boast.

He said that he only disclosed the episode now because the way this
nation treats our deferment veterans is a disgrace.

Trump complained that he received no official commendation or medal for
his heroism, calling the lack of recognition shameful.

Those brave Americans who, like me, avoided being captured by not
serving at allwe are the true heroes, he said.

Trumps tale of valor appeared to move many members of his audience,
some of whom waited in line after his speech to thank him for his lack
of service.


... obviously by Harry's favorite, Andy Borowitz


Sounds like something Harry would say.



Among those of us who didn't go to Vietnam, the heroes were the ones who
actively resisted the draft and paid a penalty for it. I wasn't involved
in that.

You were lucky the army took in incompetents like you and offered them
opportunities. Otherwise, you would have spent your working life
shoveling up meadow muffins.



Anyone who enlists ... especially those who were drafted ... who then
are accepted into OCS, go to school and receive a commission are not
exactly incompetent. The military doesn't waste time or money on
incompetents.

But, you wouldn't know that, would you?




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On 7/19/15 7:18 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:

The military doesn't waste time or money on
incompetents.

- - -

Really? Several posters here are proof of the opposite.



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On Sunday, July 19, 2015 at 3:38:56 PM UTC-7, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 7/19/15 5:07 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 19 Jul 2015 16:58:57 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

Presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed a little-known episode of
personal heroism from his youth on Saturday, telling an Iowa audience
that he narrowly avoided capture in Vietnam by remaining in the United
States for the duration of the war.

"The Cong were after me," Trump said, visibly stirred by the memory.
"And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment."

The former reality-show star said he had never shared his record as a
war hero before because "I don't like to boast."

He said that he only disclosed the episode now because "the way this
nation treats our deferment veterans is a disgrace."

Trump complained that he received no official commendation or medal for
his heroism, calling the lack of recognition "shameful."

"Those brave Americans who, like me, avoided being captured by not
serving at all--we are the true heroes," he said.

Trump's tale of valor appeared to move many members of his audience,
some of whom waited in line after his speech to thank him for his lack
of service.


... obviously by Harry's favorite, Andy Borowitz


Sounds like something Harry would say.



Among those of us who didn't go to Vietnam, the heroes were the ones who
actively resisted the draft and paid a penalty for it. I wasn't involved
in that.

You were lucky the army took in incompetents like you and offered them
opportunities. Otherwise, you would have spent your working life
shoveling up meadow muffins.


You weren't involved in that? So you were not "hero quality" on other side..
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On 7/19/2015 7:37 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 7/19/15 7:18 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:

The military doesn't waste time or money on
incompetents.

- - -

Really? Several posters here are proof of the opposite.



I don't think your judgement matters much anymore.
Many of your comments have become ... bizarre.


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On 7/19/2015 8:20 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 7/19/2015 7:37 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 7/19/15 7:18 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:

The military doesn't waste time or money on
incompetents.

- - -

Really? Several posters here are proof of the opposite.



I don't think your judgement matters much anymore.
Many of your comments have become ... bizarre.



Really bizarre. I wonder if he has a brain tumor or something? I really
think that rec.boats will be around to say goodby to Harry Krause.

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On 7/19/15 8:20 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 7/19/2015 7:37 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 7/19/15 7:18 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:

The military doesn't waste time or money on
incompetents.

- - -

Really? Several posters here are proof of the opposite.



I don't think your judgement matters much anymore.
Many of your comments have become ... bizarre.




What's funny is being called out by posters who are defending Donald
Trump's swiftboating of John McCain. Of course, the same posters never
came to John Kerry's defense after he was swiftboated.

Ahhhh, .wrecked.boats... one of the last remaining pigpens of usenet.
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On Sunday, July 19, 2015 at 6:02:45 PM UTC-7, Justan Olphat wrote:
On 7/19/2015 8:20 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 7/19/2015 7:37 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 7/19/15 7:18 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:

The military doesn't waste time or money on
incompetents.

- - -

Really? Several posters here are proof of the opposite.



I don't think your judgement matters much anymore.
Many of your comments have become ... bizarre.



Really bizarre. I wonder if he has a brain tumor or something? I really
think that rec.boats will be around to say goodbye to Harry Krause.

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