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Keyser Söze June 25th 15 11:50 PM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
Bristol Palin Announces She's Pregnant


Bristol Palin, daughter of former (half term)Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin
(R), announced in a blog post Thursday that she is pregnant.

Palin wrote that she shared the news "sooner than I ever expected due to
the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about." Palin wrote
that the pregnancy "has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my
family" and asked for privacy.

"Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one,"
Palin wrote. "At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God
by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is
put in front of me with dignity and grace."

- - -

Apparently no one in that Family of Dummies knows how to use a condom or
take a birth control pill. The question is, will she still be preaching
abstinence? And isn't there a younger Palin daughter ready to follow in
her footsteps, so to speak?

Keyser Söze June 26th 15 12:44 AM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
On 6/25/15 7:38 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 18:50:55 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Palin wrote that she shared the news "sooner than I ever expected due to
the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about."



... and our favorite troll rose to the bait.


Well, at least she can support her new child from her earnings as an
"abstinence only" lecture-ess.


The Palins are interesting because of Mama Palin's "family values"
claim. Hypocrisy at its finest, eh?




Justan Olphat June 26th 15 12:58 AM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
On 6/25/2015 7:44 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/25/15 7:38 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 18:50:55 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Palin wrote that she shared the news "sooner than I ever expected due to
the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about."



... and our favorite troll rose to the bait.


Well, at least she can support her new child from her earnings as an
"abstinence only" lecture-ess.


The Palins are interesting because of Mama Palin's "family values"
claim. Hypocrisy at its finest, eh?



What's with your hatred of the Palins. Were they the ones who held the
mortgage on your shack in Jax?

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Keyser Söze June 26th 15 01:13 AM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
On 6/25/15 8:07 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 19:44:22 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 6/25/15 7:38 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 18:50:55 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Palin wrote that she shared the news "sooner than I ever expected due to
the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about."


... and our favorite troll rose to the bait.


Well, at least she can support her new child from her earnings as an
"abstinence only" lecture-ess.


The Palins are interesting because of Mama Palin's "family values"
claim. Hypocrisy at its finest, eh?



Why do we care?


I view the Palins the same way I view the Fox New clowns, the GOPers who
want the 2016 nomination, Rush Limbaugh, the creationists, the bible
thumpers, the white supremacists, the gay haters, et cetera, they are
all part and parcel of the increasingly less relevant Republican party,
and mostly exist for entertainment value. The Palins are near the top of
the list because of the incredible "family values" hypocrisy of Sarah
and her really dull daughter, Bristol.

Keyser Söze June 26th 15 11:49 AM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
On 6/25/15 11:12 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 20:13:29 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 6/25/15 8:07 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 19:44:22 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 6/25/15 7:38 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 18:50:55 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Palin wrote that she shared the news "sooner than I ever expected due to
the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about."


... and our favorite troll rose to the bait.


Well, at least she can support her new child from her earnings as an
"abstinence only" lecture-ess.


The Palins are interesting because of Mama Palin's "family values"
claim. Hypocrisy at its finest, eh?



Why do we care?


I view the Palins the same way I view the Fox New clowns, the GOPers who
want the 2016 nomination, Rush Limbaugh, the creationists, the bible
thumpers, the white supremacists, the gay haters, et cetera, they are
all part and parcel of the increasingly less relevant Republican party,
and mostly exist for entertainment value. The Palins are near the top of
the list because of the incredible "family values" hypocrisy of Sarah
and her really dull daughter, Bristol.


I have a much healthier way of dealing with all of that. I simply
ignore it. I am certainly not promoting it the way you do.

BTW I thought of you at my FIL's vein doctor.
I was in the waiting room for a while and went through the section of
Ft Myers paper, one section of the WSJ that were there and leafed
through a few medical promo pamphlets. I noticed Fox news was on the
TV (muted) and I started looking around a little more,. There was a
book case in the corner with just about every book you ever heard
about on Fox. (3 or 4 Limbaugh books, a couple O'Reilly books, Ollie
North, Hannity etc. and a few "we should send our boys to die for
Israel" books)
I said to myself there is nothing to watch on TV and nothing to read
so I went outside, sat in the grass and watched the ducks in the pond
out back for a while. After a few minutes a little blonde girl who
works the front desk came out, sat next to me and we watched the ducks
together.
Neither of us said a thing about anything political.
You can really just ignore the **** and live a happier life.


If you are politically active, the Palins are a never-ending source of
laughter.* One of my wife's doctors has Faux on in his waiting room. If
I happen to accompany my wife there, I reach up and change the channel,
usually to the cartoon network. I don't watch *that* either, but the
cartoon drivel in the background seems less stupid than the Faux drivel.


* Bristol Palin will be giving up her gig as spokesgirl for the American
Condom Association.


Tim June 26th 15 12:03 PM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
On Thursday, June 25, 2015 at 8:12:45 PM UTC-7, wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 20:13:29 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 6/25/15 8:07 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 19:44:22 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 6/25/15 7:38 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 18:50:55 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Palin wrote that she shared the news "sooner than I ever expected due to
the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about."


... and our favorite troll rose to the bait.


Well, at least she can support her new child from her earnings as an
"abstinence only" lecture-ess.


The Palins are interesting because of Mama Palin's "family values"
claim. Hypocrisy at its finest, eh?



Why do we care?


I view the Palins the same way I view the Fox New clowns, the GOPers who
want the 2016 nomination, Rush Limbaugh, the creationists, the bible
thumpers, the white supremacists, the gay haters, et cetera, they are
all part and parcel of the increasingly less relevant Republican party,
and mostly exist for entertainment value. The Palins are near the top of
the list because of the incredible "family values" hypocrisy of Sarah
and her really dull daughter, Bristol.


I have a much healthier way of dealing with all of that. I simply
ignore it. I am certainly not promoting it the way you do.

BTW I thought of you at my FIL's vein doctor.
I was in the waiting room for a while and went through the section of
Ft Myers paper, one section of the WSJ that were there and leafed
through a few medical promo pamphlets. I noticed Fox news was on the
TV (muted) and I started looking around a little more,. There was a
book case in the corner with just about every book you ever heard
about on Fox. (3 or 4 Limbaugh books, a couple O'Reilly books, Ollie
North, Hannity etc. and a few "we should send our boys to die for
Israel" books)
I said to myself there is nothing to watch on TV and nothing to read
so I went outside, sat in the grass and watched the ducks in the pond
out back for a while. After a few minutes a little blonde girl who
works the front desk came out, sat next to me and we watched the ducks
together.
Neither of us said a thing about anything political.
You can really just ignore the **** and live a happier life.


Glad you brought this up. That's indeed a healthier attitude,Greg.

Keyser Söze June 26th 15 12:36 PM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
On 6/26/15 7:03 AM, Tim wrote:
On Thursday, June 25, 2015 at 8:12:45 PM UTC-7, wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 20:13:29 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 6/25/15 8:07 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 19:44:22 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 6/25/15 7:38 PM,
wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2015 18:50:55 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Palin wrote that she shared the news "sooner than I ever expected due to
the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about."


... and our favorite troll rose to the bait.


Well, at least she can support her new child from her earnings as an
"abstinence only" lecture-ess.


The Palins are interesting because of Mama Palin's "family values"
claim. Hypocrisy at its finest, eh?



Why do we care?


I view the Palins the same way I view the Fox New clowns, the GOPers who
want the 2016 nomination, Rush Limbaugh, the creationists, the bible
thumpers, the white supremacists, the gay haters, et cetera, they are
all part and parcel of the increasingly less relevant Republican party,
and mostly exist for entertainment value. The Palins are near the top of
the list because of the incredible "family values" hypocrisy of Sarah
and her really dull daughter, Bristol.


I have a much healthier way of dealing with all of that. I simply
ignore it. I am certainly not promoting it the way you do.

BTW I thought of you at my FIL's vein doctor.
I was in the waiting room for a while and went through the section of
Ft Myers paper, one section of the WSJ that were there and leafed
through a few medical promo pamphlets. I noticed Fox news was on the
TV (muted) and I started looking around a little more,. There was a
book case in the corner with just about every book you ever heard
about on Fox. (3 or 4 Limbaugh books, a couple O'Reilly books, Ollie
North, Hannity etc. and a few "we should send our boys to die for
Israel" books)
I said to myself there is nothing to watch on TV and nothing to read
so I went outside, sat in the grass and watched the ducks in the pond
out back for a while. After a few minutes a little blonde girl who
works the front desk came out, sat next to me and we watched the ducks
together.
Neither of us said a thing about anything political.
You can really just ignore the **** and live a happier life.


Glad you brought this up. That's indeed a healthier attitude,Greg.


It's always easier to stick your head in the sand and ignore the hateful
bible thumpers like Mike Huckster and Franklin Graham-Cracker, and the
insanity spewed by Faux that revs up the mentally unbalanced and
contributes to church shootings.

Tim June 26th 15 01:07 PM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
Harry, it's always easier to ignore your ill thought rants.

Keyser Söze June 26th 15 01:16 PM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
On 6/26/15 8:07 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry, it's always easier to ignore your ill thought rants.



I posit that right-wing bible thumpers are the greatest source of "ill
thought rants" in this country.

[email protected] June 26th 15 01:46 PM

'Abstinence Only' Bristol Pregnant...Again
 
On Friday, June 26, 2015 at 8:16:24 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/26/15 8:07 AM, Tim wrote:
Harry, it's always easier to ignore your ill thought rants.



I posit that right-wing bible thumpers are the greatest source of "ill
thought rants" in this country.


However, there is no doubt that the decrepit left-wing asshole known as harry krause is the greatest source of "ill thought rants" in this newsgroup.

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