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Justan Olphart March 20th 15 02:34 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On 3/20/2015 10:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/20/15 10:05 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:43:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 9:39 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:24:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

Not me.

I sold a rifle and ordered another, a rifle I can shoot at indoor and
outdoor ranges, and that doesn't have a corroded, pock-marked barrel,
bad sights, and is overweight.

Sadly, it is not a cherry Swedish Mauser. That search continues.

Hee, hee. I've not found an indoor range yet in which I cannot shoot
the Mosin
Nagant. Apparently you didn't get a good look at the pictures I
posted - beautiful
barrel, very nice scope, and the normal sights.

If I were you, I'd think it was overweight also. You have a lot of
experience with
extra pounds.


Perhaps you can find someone who can aim and shoot it for you so the
target gets hit.


You've seen my targets? Or is this, p'haps, just more of your 'Arry****e?



Your targets? Oh, the ones with no holes in them. Yeah, I've seen them.
You could return them to the store where you bought them as "unused."


I like to stand and shoot, and therefore I like rifles no heavier than
about 7.5 pounds, loaded. My AR is a hair past that, but it's ok.


Like I said, 'Arry, if I were you, that extra pound and a half would
be an enormous
burden. But, I don't carry the extra pounds you do.


That must be why your body is disintegrating and you've had one
corrective surgery after another, and I've neither needed nor had no
such surgeries.


Is your robustness due to the fact that you never lifted anything
heavier than a pencil, your whole life?
--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart March 20th 15 02:35 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On 3/20/2015 10:06 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:45:21 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 3/20/2015 9:39 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:24:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

Not me.

I sold a rifle and ordered another, a rifle I can shoot at indoor and
outdoor ranges, and that doesn't have a corroded, pock-marked barrel,
bad sights, and is overweight.

Sadly, it is not a cherry Swedish Mauser. That search continues.

Hee, hee. I've not found an indoor range yet in which I cannot shoot the Mosin
Nagant. Apparently you didn't get a good look at the pictures I posted - beautiful
barrel, very nice scope, and the normal sights.

If I were you, I'd think it was overweight also. You have a lot of experience with
extra pounds.

He claims to have shed 40 or 50 pounds in the last year.


How many times did he claim to have gone around Cape Horn?

Twice, I think.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart March 20th 15 02:36 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On 3/20/2015 10:27 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:53:34 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 3/20/2015 9:43 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/20/15 9:39 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:24:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

Not me.

I sold a rifle and ordered another, a rifle I can shoot at indoor and
outdoor ranges, and that doesn't have a corroded, pock-marked barrel,
bad sights, and is overweight.

Sadly, it is not a cherry Swedish Mauser. That search continues.

Hee, hee. I've not found an indoor range yet in which I cannot shoot
the Mosin
Nagant. Apparently you didn't get a good look at the pictures I posted
- beautiful
barrel, very nice scope, and the normal sights.

If I were you, I'd think it was overweight also. You have a lot of
experience with
extra pounds.


Perhaps you can find someone who can aim and shoot it for you so the
target gets hit.

I like to stand and shoot, and therefore I like rifles no heavier than
about 7.5 pounds, loaded. My AR is a hair past that, but it's ok.

Does it make you feel like a Navy Seal, Marine, soldier, or gangsta when
you shoot it? It's fun to pretend, isn't it Krausie?


I think he pretends to be John Kerry gunning down unarmed teenagers with his M-16 in
Vietnam.

Kerry. What a role model.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



John H.[_5_] March 20th 15 02:37 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 

Fixed:

On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 10:07:55 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 10:05 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:43:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 9:39 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:24:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

Not me.

I sold a rifle and ordered another, a rifle I can shoot at indoor and
outdoor ranges, and that doesn't have a corroded, pock-marked barrel,
bad sights, and is overweight.

Sadly, it is not a cherry Swedish Mauser. That search continues.

Hee, hee. I've not found an indoor range yet in which I cannot shoot the Mosin
Nagant. Apparently you didn't get a good look at the pictures I posted - beautiful
barrel, very nice scope, and the normal sights.

If I were you, I'd think it was overweight also. You have a lot of experience with
extra pounds.


Perhaps you can find someone who can aim and shoot it for you so the
target gets hit.


You've seen my targets? Or is this, p'haps, just more of your 'Arry****e?



Your targets? Oh, the ones with no holes in them. Yeah, I've seen them.
You could return them to the store where you bought them as "unused."


I like to stand and shoot, and therefore I like rifles no heavier than
about 7.5 pounds, loaded. My AR is a hair past that, but it's ok.


Like I said, 'Arry, if I were you, that extra pound and a half would be an enormous
burden. But, I don't carry the extra pounds you do.


That must be why your body is disintegrating and you've had one
corrective surgery after another, and I've neither needed nor had no
such surgeries.

--
Proud to be a Lyin' Liberal.
--

Guns don't cause problems.
The behavior of the owner causes problems.

Justan Olphart March 20th 15 02:40 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On 3/20/2015 10:37 AM, John H. wrote:

Fixed:

On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 10:07:55 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 10:05 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:43:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 9:39 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:24:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

Not me.

I sold a rifle and ordered another, a rifle I can shoot at indoor and
outdoor ranges, and that doesn't have a corroded, pock-marked barrel,
bad sights, and is overweight.

Sadly, it is not a cherry Swedish Mauser. That search continues.

Hee, hee. I've not found an indoor range yet in which I cannot shoot the Mosin
Nagant. Apparently you didn't get a good look at the pictures I posted - beautiful
barrel, very nice scope, and the normal sights.

If I were you, I'd think it was overweight also. You have a lot of experience with
extra pounds.


Perhaps you can find someone who can aim and shoot it for you so the
target gets hit.

You've seen my targets? Or is this, p'haps, just more of your 'Arry****e?



Your targets? Oh, the ones with no holes in them. Yeah, I've seen them.
You could return them to the store where you bought them as "unused."


I like to stand and shoot, and therefore I like rifles no heavier than
about 7.5 pounds, loaded. My AR is a hair past that, but it's ok.


Like I said, 'Arry, if I were you, that extra pound and a half would be an enormous
burden. But, I don't carry the extra pounds you do.


That must be why your body is disintegrating and you've had one
corrective surgery after another, and I've neither needed nor had no
such surgeries.

You should invite him out for a round of golf and see how the mouth
breather holds up.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



John H.[_5_] March 20th 15 03:31 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 10:40:24 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 3/20/2015 10:37 AM, John H. wrote:

Fixed:

On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 10:07:55 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 10:05 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:43:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 9:39 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:24:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

Not me.

I sold a rifle and ordered another, a rifle I can shoot at indoor and
outdoor ranges, and that doesn't have a corroded, pock-marked barrel,
bad sights, and is overweight.

Sadly, it is not a cherry Swedish Mauser. That search continues.

Hee, hee. I've not found an indoor range yet in which I cannot shoot the Mosin
Nagant. Apparently you didn't get a good look at the pictures I posted - beautiful
barrel, very nice scope, and the normal sights.

If I were you, I'd think it was overweight also. You have a lot of experience with
extra pounds.


Perhaps you can find someone who can aim and shoot it for you so the
target gets hit.

You've seen my targets? Or is this, p'haps, just more of your 'Arry****e?


Your targets? Oh, the ones with no holes in them. Yeah, I've seen them.
You could return them to the store where you bought them as "unused."


I like to stand and shoot, and therefore I like rifles no heavier than
about 7.5 pounds, loaded. My AR is a hair past that, but it's ok.

Like I said, 'Arry, if I were you, that extra pound and a half would be an enormous
burden. But, I don't carry the extra pounds you do.


That must be why your body is disintegrating and you've had one
corrective surgery after another, and I've neither needed nor had no
such surgeries.

You should invite him out for a round of golf and see how the mouth
breather holds up.


He claimed he shot a 72 the first time he played.

I couldn't stand to be around him that long. I've met him, remember?
--

Guns don't cause problems.
The behavior of the owner causes problems.

Keyser Söze March 20th 15 04:36 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On 3/20/15 12:27 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:31:38 -0400, John H.
wrote:


He claimed he shot a 72 the first time he played.

I couldn't stand to be around him that long. I've met him, remember?


Hey, Kim Jung Il shot a 34 his first time out.
It could happen.


Colonel Klink is showing even more signs of Alzheimer's.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Justan Olphart March 20th 15 05:00 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On 3/20/2015 11:31 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 10:40:24 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 3/20/2015 10:37 AM, John H. wrote:

Fixed:

On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 10:07:55 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 10:05 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:43:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/20/15 9:39 AM, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 09:24:41 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

Not me.

I sold a rifle and ordered another, a rifle I can shoot at indoor and
outdoor ranges, and that doesn't have a corroded, pock-marked barrel,
bad sights, and is overweight.

Sadly, it is not a cherry Swedish Mauser. That search continues.

Hee, hee. I've not found an indoor range yet in which I cannot shoot the Mosin
Nagant. Apparently you didn't get a good look at the pictures I posted - beautiful
barrel, very nice scope, and the normal sights.

If I were you, I'd think it was overweight also. You have a lot of experience with
extra pounds.


Perhaps you can find someone who can aim and shoot it for you so the
target gets hit.

You've seen my targets? Or is this, p'haps, just more of your 'Arry****e?


Your targets? Oh, the ones with no holes in them. Yeah, I've seen them.
You could return them to the store where you bought them as "unused."


I like to stand and shoot, and therefore I like rifles no heavier than
about 7.5 pounds, loaded. My AR is a hair past that, but it's ok.

Like I said, 'Arry, if I were you, that extra pound and a half would be an enormous
burden. But, I don't carry the extra pounds you do.


That must be why your body is disintegrating and you've had one
corrective surgery after another, and I've neither needed nor had no
such surgeries.

You should invite him out for a round of golf and see how the mouth
breather holds up.


He claimed he shot a 72 the first time he played.

I couldn't stand to be around him that long. I've met him, remember?


As you've probably heard by now, you are not welcome on his boat. I have
invited myself out on it but I haven't heard a response yet. Maybe he
doesn't want to let someone use his boat in his absence.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart March 20th 15 05:01 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On 3/20/2015 12:27 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:31:38 -0400, John H.
wrote:


He claimed he shot a 72 the first time he played.

I couldn't stand to be around him that long. I've met him, remember?


Hey, Kim Jung Il shot a 34 his first time out.
It could happen.

34 Koreans?

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Wayne.B March 20th 15 05:10 PM

Who has the Mosin?
 
On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 11:31:38 -0400, John H.
wrote:

You should invite him out for a round of golf and see how the mouth
breather holds up.


He claimed he shot a 72 the first time he played.


===

What did he get on the back 9?


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