Keyser Söze wrote:
Republicans And How To Debate Them


What to remember when debating them:

Don't debate. They will expose you and your faults. Pretend to kill
file them but openly trash them anyway hoping they won't catch on.
Blame a quoted post if you get caught and hope for the best.

Don't respond to allegations about your debt to society and business
failures.

Don't admit to living in a house not deeded to you.

Enlist the help from a dumb Canadian as a distraction. It won't work
well but you have little to lose and dumb Canadians can be very
distracting, eh?

Cut and paste any anti-Republican thing you can find on Google. Quit
your job if you need more time.

Don't acknowledge your narcissism - it's already obvious to them.

Every few years, make up a story about a guy you punched or pinned with
your car. Sure it's bull**** but diversion is diversion.

Pretend to hate everything they like and like a lot of **** you make up
- a nice boat is a good start *and* you can make up new boats as you
work toward your goal. If you happen to actually buy a few modest
boats, post pictures and talk them up as if there was nothing better on
the planet.

"My dad" stories are cute and hard to verify. Make your father appear
to be the "second coming" but don't admit any religious beliefs despite
where your alleged wife (who doesn't share your last name for legal
purposes) went to school.

Talk about the accomplishments (real or not) of your children but never
admit that they have disowned you.

For extra credit, read "It Takes a Village".