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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.[_3_] March 13th 15 10:28 PM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 


Each year about this time I post the fact that
Horvath is no sailor. How can he be? He is stuck
up there in Michigan someplace and the Great Lakes
are still frozen over and those parts not frozen
over have icebergs floating around.

Horvath pretends to be a sailor when, in fact, his
sailboat spends about nine months out of the year
shrink wrapped in plastic to keep the snow and
ice off it. LOL. Up on blocks on the hard for
3/4ths of the time and Horvath has the nerve to
call himself a sailor? Lubber is a more apt term.

If Horvath were really a sailor he would not live
way up north where a pair of ice skates is of more
use than a sailboat.

--
Sir Gregory - sails all year, every year, around
latitude 25N.

[email protected] March 13th 15 11:34 PM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 
On Friday, March 13, 2015 at 6:28:54 PM UTC-4, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
Each year about this time I post the fact that
Horvath is no sailor. How can he be? He is stuck
up there in Michigan someplace and the Great Lakes
are still frozen over and those parts not frozen
over have icebergs floating around.

Horvath pretends to be a sailor when, in fact, his
sailboat spends about nine months out of the year
shrink wrapped in plastic to keep the snow and
ice off it. LOL. Up on blocks on the hard for
3/4ths of the time and Horvath has the nerve to
call himself a sailor? Lubber is a more apt term.

If Horvath were really a sailor he would not live
way up north where a pair of ice skates is of more
use than a sailboat.

--
Sir Gregory - sails all year, every year, around
latitude 25N.


**** OFF ASSHOLE...YOU OFFER NOTHING HERE.

RGrew176 March 14th 15 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (Post 1030297)
On Friday, March 13, 2015 at 6:28:54 PM UTC-4, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
Each year about this time I post the fact that
Horvath is no sailor. How can he be? He is stuck
up there in Michigan someplace and the Great Lakes
are still frozen over and those parts not frozen
over have icebergs floating around.

Horvath pretends to be a sailor when, in fact, his
sailboat spends about nine months out of the year
shrink wrapped in plastic to keep the snow and
ice off it. LOL. Up on blocks on the hard for
3/4ths of the time and Horvath has the nerve to
call himself a sailor? Lubber is a more apt term.

If Horvath were really a sailor he would not live
way up north where a pair of ice skates is of more
use than a sailboat.

--
Sir Gregory - sails all year, every year, around
latitude 25N.


**** OFF ASSHOLE...YOU OFFER NOTHING HERE.

Anyone with at least half a brain would know that here in the Great Lakes we boat about 7 months each year' Usually April 1ish through October 31st or so. Some years even into November. Our boating season is not as short as some would think.

Justan Olphart March 14th 15 11:54 AM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 
On 3/13/2015 9:32 PM, RGrew176 wrote:
;1030297 Wrote:
On Friday, March 13, 2015 at 6:28:54 PM UTC-4, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
wrote:-
Each year about this time I post the fact that
Horvath is no sailor. How can he be? He is stuck
up there in Michigan someplace and the Great Lakes
are still frozen over and those parts not frozen
over have icebergs floating around.

Horvath pretends to be a sailor when, in fact, his
sailboat spends about nine months out of the year
shrink wrapped in plastic to keep the snow and
ice off it. LOL. Up on blocks on the hard for
3/4ths of the time and Horvath has the nerve to
call himself a sailor? Lubber is a more apt term.

If Horvath were really a sailor he would not live
way up north where a pair of ice skates is of more
use than a sailboat.

--
Sir Gregory - sails all year, every year, around
latitude 25N.-

**** OFF ASSHOLE...YOU OFFER NOTHING HERE.


Anyone with at least half a brain would know that here in the Great
Lakes we boat about 7 months each year' Usually April 1ish through
October 31st or so. Some years even into November. Our boating season is
not as short as some would think.




When Capt. Neale Esq. says he's goin for a sail, it means he's payin out
more anchor rode off his 29X8 retirement home.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



True North[_2_] March 14th 15 12:23 PM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 
FlatulenceJim farts..
"When Capt. Neale Esq. says he's goin for a sail, it means he's payin out
more anchor rode off his 29X8 retirement home."


Hey Stinky...at least he has a boat. What about you?
No, that hard top travel trailer doesn't count.

John H.[_5_] March 14th 15 12:56 PM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 
On Sat, 14 Mar 2015 05:23:00 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

FlatulenceJim farts..
"When Capt. Neale Esq. says he's goin for a sail, it means he's payin out
more anchor rode off his 29X8 retirement home."


Hey Stinky...at least he has a boat. What about you?
No, that hard top travel trailer doesn't count.


Don, do you consider your childish name-calling and trashing to be the mark of an
adult?
--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

Keyser Söze March 14th 15 01:07 PM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 
On 3/14/15 8:23 AM, True North wrote:
FlatulenceJim farts..
"When Capt. Neale Esq. says he's goin for a sail, it means he's payin out
more anchor rode off his 29X8 retirement home."


Hey Stinky...at least he has a boat. What about you?
No, that hard top travel trailer doesn't count.


FlaJim is a *cyberpussy* He's quick to criticize other posters, the
family members of other posters, the possessions of others, the academic
accomplishments of others, but...he keeps virtually everything about
himself, his family, his whatever, a deep dark secret. If he has any
children, they're probably in federal prison, or ISIS recruits. His
cowardice is one of the reasons why he's a permanent member of my Bozo Bin.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Justan Olphart March 14th 15 01:07 PM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 
On 3/14/2015 8:23 AM, True North wrote:
FlatulenceJim farts..
"When Capt. Neale Esq. says he's goin for a sail, it means he's payin out
more anchor rode off his 29X8 retirement home."


Hey Stinky...at least he has a boat. What about you?
No, that hard top travel trailer doesn't count.

I do have a motorboat that you know nothing about. And I guarantee you
that there are no dissimilar metals causing my hull to rot away at the
gunnel

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart March 14th 15 01:09 PM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 
On 3/14/2015 8:56 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 14 Mar 2015 05:23:00 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

FlatulenceJim farts..
"When Capt. Neale Esq. says he's goin for a sail, it means he's payin out
more anchor rode off his 29X8 retirement home."


Hey Stinky...at least he has a boat. What about you?
No, that hard top travel trailer doesn't count.


Don, do you consider your childish name-calling and trashing to be the mark of an
adult?


I wonder how his kid will turn out when he grows up under the watchful
eye of dear old Don?

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart March 14th 15 01:13 PM

Horvath is not a sailor.
 
On 3/14/2015 9:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/14/15 8:23 AM, True North wrote:
FlatulenceJim farts..
"When Capt. Neale Esq. says he's goin for a sail, it means he's payin out
more anchor rode off his 29X8 retirement home."


Hey Stinky...at least he has a boat. What about you?
No, that hard top travel trailer doesn't count.


FlaJim is a *cyberpussy* He's quick to criticize other posters, the
family members of other posters, the possessions of others, the academic
accomplishments of others, but...he keeps virtually everything about
himself, his family, his whatever, a deep dark secret. If he has any
children, they're probably in federal prison, or ISIS recruits. His
cowardice is one of the reasons why he's a permanent member of my Bozo Bin.


I'm glad to see that my correspondence with you has affected you to the
degree that pretty much everything that comes out of your mouth is a
brain fart.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."




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