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Keyser Söze February 24th 15 01:07 PM

It's great to be...
 
....a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Justan Olphart February 24th 15 02:55 PM

It's great to be...
 
On 2/24/2015 8:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



Of course You would think it's wonderful to be YOU. But you'd be wrong.

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Wayne.B February 24th 15 03:16 PM

It's great to be...
 
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 09:55:38 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 2/24/2015 8:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



Of course You would think it's wonderful to be YOU. But you'd be wrong.


===

I guess if he's too old and decrepit to be anything else, he might as
well be what he is.

It's too bad that Harry and Nancy Pelosi can't get a room together and
leave everyone else alone. :-)

John H.[_5_] February 24th 15 03:27 PM

It's great to be...
 
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 10:16:45 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 09:55:38 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 2/24/2015 8:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



Of course You would think it's wonderful to be YOU. But you'd be wrong.


===

I guess if he's too old and decrepit to be anything else, he might as
well be what he is.

It's too bad that Harry and Nancy Pelosi can't get a room together and
leave everyone else alone. :-)


Jeeez, the things you wish on poor Pelosi.
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.

Keyser Söze February 24th 15 03:31 PM

It's great to be...
 
On 2/24/15 10:27 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 10:16:45 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 09:55:38 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 2/24/2015 8:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



Of course You would think it's wonderful to be YOU. But you'd be wrong.


===

I guess if he's too old and decrepit to be anything else, he might as
well be what he is.

It's too bad that Harry and Nancy Pelosi can't get a room together and
leave everyone else alone. :-)


Jeeez, the things you wish on poor Pelosi.



Why aren't you outside, playing with your toy airplane?

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Wayne.B February 24th 15 04:48 PM

It's great to be...
 
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 10:31:12 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/24/15 10:27 AM, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 10:16:45 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 09:55:38 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 2/24/2015 8:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



Of course You would think it's wonderful to be YOU. But you'd be wrong.

===

I guess if he's too old and decrepit to be anything else, he might as
well be what he is.

It's too bad that Harry and Nancy Pelosi can't get a room together and
leave everyone else alone. :-)


Jeeez, the things you wish on poor Pelosi.



Why aren't you outside, playing with your toy airplane?


===

Shoudn't you be checking up on your latest oxygen delivery?

Tom Nofinger February 24th 15 11:40 PM

It's great to be...
 
On Tuesday, February 24, 2015 at 7:27:12 AM UTC-8, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 10:16:45 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 09:55:38 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 2/24/2015 8:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



Of course You would think it's wonderful to be YOU. But you'd be wrong.


===

I guess if he's too old and decrepit to be anything else, he might as
well be what he is.

It's too bad that Harry and Nancy Pelosi can't get a room together and
leave everyone else alone. :-)


Jeeez, the things you wish on poor Pelosi.
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.


She and Krause could never make it. Besides being too good for him, she's already taken.

https://papundits.files.wordpress.co...imulusplan.jpg

Wayne.B February 25th 15 12:59 AM

It's great to be...
 
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 15:40:22 -0800 (PST), Tom Nofinger
wrote:

On Tuesday, February 24, 2015 at 7:27:12 AM UTC-8, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 10:16:45 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 09:55:38 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 2/24/2015 8:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



Of course You would think it's wonderful to be YOU. But you'd be wrong.

===

I guess if he's too old and decrepit to be anything else, he might as
well be what he is.

It's too bad that Harry and Nancy Pelosi can't get a room together and
leave everyone else alone. :-)


Jeeez, the things you wish on poor Pelosi.
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.


She and Krause could never make it. Besides being too good for him, she's already taken.

https://papundits.files.wordpress.co...imulusplan.jpg


===

Harry, Harry and Nancy, what a threesome that would be. My guess is
that "our" Harry would end up on the bottom of the heap playing
catcher.

jps February 25th 15 01:25 AM

It's great to be...
 
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 08:07:01 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.


Well said.

jps February 25th 15 01:31 AM

It's great to be...
 
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 19:59:33 -0500, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 15:40:22 -0800 (PST), Tom Nofinger
wrote:

On Tuesday, February 24, 2015 at 7:27:12 AM UTC-8, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 10:16:45 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 09:55:38 -0500, Justan Olphart
wrote:

On 2/24/2015 8:07 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
...a liberal!

Even though it is still cold and miserable here, it is great to wake up
as a liberal, with no fear or misplaced anger about the government or
hatred of people of color or different ethnicity or of women striving
for success, with no conspiracy theories fouling my synapses, and no
single source for what passes as news.

I don't have to lie for god or use the bible as a weapon, I have access
to facts with credible links, and not the fiction from Fox News or all
the other right-wing bull**** sites.

No, we liberals don't have all the answers, but we have some, and we do
understand what most of the questions are.

Oh, and when we watch the Academy Awards, we don't get upset when
presenters and recipients talk about the need to work to remove the
roadblocks faced by non-whites, non-males, gays, the mentally ill, and
others, all of whom are trying to succeed in life.



Of course You would think it's wonderful to be YOU. But you'd be wrong.

===

I guess if he's too old and decrepit to be anything else, he might as
well be what he is.

It's too bad that Harry and Nancy Pelosi can't get a room together and
leave everyone else alone. :-)

Jeeez, the things you wish on poor Pelosi.
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.


She and Krause could never make it. Besides being too good for him, she's already taken.

https://papundits.files.wordpress.co...imulusplan.jpg


===

Harry, Harry and Nancy, what a threesome that would be. My guess is
that "our" Harry would end up on the bottom of the heap playing
catcher.


From the guy who bitches at people about staying on rec.boats topic.

Does you wife know you're sex starved and spend your time conjuring
threesomes that include Nancy Pelosi?


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