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Keyser Söze February 14th 15 11:53 PM

No balls, no brains
 
On 2/14/15 6:44 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:13:52 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/14/15 4:44 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 13:38:00 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:



I have seen far more racism in Maryland and DC than I ever have in
Florida but I have not spent much time up in the south Georgia part.
My daughter went to school up in the pan handle and she says that
whole I-10 corridor is unreconstructed southerners.
Perhaps that is what Harry is referring to. He is a Jacksonville fan.


The "whole I-10 corridor" of Florida is very sparsely populated. There
are no substantial towns along it from Jacksonville to Tallahassee and
not much in the way of population from Tallahassee to Alabama. The
Jacksonville area is populated with over-religious, conservative and
backwards people, but Tallahassee is hardly that way. Even in
Jacksonville, though, the huge Baptist churches were integrated.
Catholics were the ones discriminated against...and I suspect the Jax
area was far too backwards to appeal to very many Jews.


I doubt you have actually spent much time in Tallahassee and I know
you don't know much about Pensacola from what you said.
There are also plenty of small towns if you get a few miles off of
I-10. It is still pretty much Baja Alabama tho.


There you go again. You have no idea how much time I spent in
Tallahassee. And I didn't say the corridor was unpopulated...I said it
was sparsely populated. That there are small towns some miles away from
I-10 doesn't change the validity of my posit.


So go ahead and regale us with all the stories about how Harry the
wonder schlong banged every pretty girl at FSU.
We have not heard of your Tallahassee experiences yet.

I liked the seasonality of NE Florida, compared to southern Florida, and
I also liked the uncrowded beaches, the flora, the boating and the
fishing. But it was pretty much a cultural and intellectual wasteland,
otherwise.

If I were going to move back to Florida, I'd go for Fernandina in far NE
Florida, or somewhere around Ft. Lauderdale. Both are great for boating
and fishing and Ft. Lauderdale is not a cultural, intellectual and
overly religious wasteland.

I suppose if you like the North East US you would be right at home in
that whole SE area of Florida, You even have the old familiar I-95
grid lock. My office was in Ft Lauderdale and the kids lived there for
4 years but I did all I could do to avoid the place. Miami is even
worse.


We were in the Hollywood and Ft. Lauderdale area for two weeks last year
and never once got even close to getting on I-95. Never ran into
"gridlock," even on Route 1/Biscayne Boulevard. My wife's grandma lived
in your neck of the Florida woods and we often visited her. Didn't much
like the Gulf side of the state.


OK so if you stay at a friend's condo on the beach and never actually
have to go anywhere, you might not notice the traffic on I-95 or US1
or the turnpike but people who have actually had to work there have a
different opinion..

I suppose if you prefer the theater to nature, the east coast is made
for you. I prefer the theater of the estuary where wildlife is the
"play". Not much of that left on the Atlantic side.

I guess it is good you folks stay over there.



Where did you get the idea that I preferred "the theater to nature"?
Oh, and we did drive up and down US 1. But we had no reason to get onto
I-95 or the Turnpike. We stayed in Hollywood at the resort hotel
formerly owned by the Plumbers union.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Mr. Luddite February 14th 15 11:55 PM

No balls, no brains
 
On 2/14/2015 5:39 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/14/15 5:35 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/14/2015 4:57 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 15:47:47 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


We moved to southern Maryland because we wanted to enjoy the quiet and
lighter traffic of a semi-rural area. Even in rush hour, though, the
commuter bus gets us to downtown DC in an hour or less for $3.75,
and DC
certainly is a cultural and intellectual center but one, if memory
serves, you are afraid to visit. All those dark-skinned people, you
once
alluded to here, "scare" you.

On weekends, I can drive to "museum alley" in DC in about 45-50
minutes.
We usually take the Metro to Washington Nationals games...our Metro
line
stops right at the baseball park.

You, on the other hand, live in an overly congested part of Fairfax
County, Virginia, and what, less than a mile as the crow flies from the
most heavily traveled and smelliest part of the Beltway?


I guess it is what you grew up with. I liked Maryland when it was
rural and I moved away when it started to be just a suburb of DC

I agree the Smithsonian is a thing worth doing but that is really the
m,ost attractive thing in the whole town. I was a member for many
years.
I guess when you grow up there, when you have seen one monument, you
have seen them all. The rest is just another big city.

I would have a hard time saying which is the worst part of the beltway
and I was on it almost every day for 15 years, some days looping the
whole thing. From Rt 5 or 210 to 270, it is "6 of one" which direction
will be best. A lot of times, straight through town was best.
When I worked midnights I would go downtown, visit the Smith and maybe
have lunch with a government friend or two.



Is the Space Museum still down there across from the Smithsonian? I
thought it was pretty cools but that was back in the late 70's.



There's still an aerospace musuem, and there is a larger "annex"
facility out by Dulles Airport.


I think when we lived in Annapolis the original aerospace museum had
just recently opened. We used to visit DC fairly often to tour the
Smithsonian and other sites.
It was a favorite place family guests that visited us wanted to spend
time visiting.

Keyser Söze February 14th 15 11:59 PM

No balls, no brains
 
On 2/14/15 6:55 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/14/2015 5:39 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/14/15 5:35 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/14/2015 4:57 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 15:47:47 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


We moved to southern Maryland because we wanted to enjoy the quiet and
lighter traffic of a semi-rural area. Even in rush hour, though, the
commuter bus gets us to downtown DC in an hour or less for $3.75,
and DC
certainly is a cultural and intellectual center but one, if memory
serves, you are afraid to visit. All those dark-skinned people, you
once
alluded to here, "scare" you.

On weekends, I can drive to "museum alley" in DC in about 45-50
minutes.
We usually take the Metro to Washington Nationals games...our Metro
line
stops right at the baseball park.

You, on the other hand, live in an overly congested part of Fairfax
County, Virginia, and what, less than a mile as the crow flies from
the
most heavily traveled and smelliest part of the Beltway?


I guess it is what you grew up with. I liked Maryland when it was
rural and I moved away when it started to be just a suburb of DC

I agree the Smithsonian is a thing worth doing but that is really the
m,ost attractive thing in the whole town. I was a member for many
years.
I guess when you grow up there, when you have seen one monument, you
have seen them all. The rest is just another big city.

I would have a hard time saying which is the worst part of the beltway
and I was on it almost every day for 15 years, some days looping the
whole thing. From Rt 5 or 210 to 270, it is "6 of one" which direction
will be best. A lot of times, straight through town was best.
When I worked midnights I would go downtown, visit the Smith and maybe
have lunch with a government friend or two.



Is the Space Museum still down there across from the Smithsonian? I
thought it was pretty cools but that was back in the late 70's.



There's still an aerospace musuem, and there is a larger "annex"
facility out by Dulles Airport.


I think when we lived in Annapolis the original aerospace museum had
just recently opened. We used to visit DC fairly often to tour the
Smithsonian and other sites.
It was a favorite place family guests that visited us wanted to spend
time visiting.



April is a decent time to be here, and after Labor Day. Too hot, too
many tourists in June, July and August. There are some new museums that
weren't here when you lived in Annapolis.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

Mr. Luddite February 15th 15 12:18 AM

No balls, no brains
 
On 2/14/2015 6:59 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/14/15 6:55 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/14/2015 5:39 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/14/15 5:35 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/14/2015 4:57 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 15:47:47 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


We moved to southern Maryland because we wanted to enjoy the quiet
and
lighter traffic of a semi-rural area. Even in rush hour, though, the
commuter bus gets us to downtown DC in an hour or less for $3.75,
and DC
certainly is a cultural and intellectual center but one, if memory
serves, you are afraid to visit. All those dark-skinned people, you
once
alluded to here, "scare" you.

On weekends, I can drive to "museum alley" in DC in about 45-50
minutes.
We usually take the Metro to Washington Nationals games...our Metro
line
stops right at the baseball park.

You, on the other hand, live in an overly congested part of Fairfax
County, Virginia, and what, less than a mile as the crow flies from
the
most heavily traveled and smelliest part of the Beltway?


I guess it is what you grew up with. I liked Maryland when it was
rural and I moved away when it started to be just a suburb of DC

I agree the Smithsonian is a thing worth doing but that is really the
m,ost attractive thing in the whole town. I was a member for many
years.
I guess when you grow up there, when you have seen one monument, you
have seen them all. The rest is just another big city.

I would have a hard time saying which is the worst part of the beltway
and I was on it almost every day for 15 years, some days looping the
whole thing. From Rt 5 or 210 to 270, it is "6 of one" which direction
will be best. A lot of times, straight through town was best.
When I worked midnights I would go downtown, visit the Smith and maybe
have lunch with a government friend or two.



Is the Space Museum still down there across from the Smithsonian? I
thought it was pretty cools but that was back in the late 70's.



There's still an aerospace musuem, and there is a larger "annex"
facility out by Dulles Airport.


I think when we lived in Annapolis the original aerospace museum had
just recently opened. We used to visit DC fairly often to tour the
Smithsonian and other sites.
It was a favorite place family guests that visited us wanted to spend
time visiting.



April is a decent time to be here, and after Labor Day. Too hot, too
many tourists in June, July and August. There are some new museums that
weren't here when you lived in Annapolis.


I remember being able to drive down from Annapolis in less than an hour
and find a parking place on the street right at the main entrance to the
Smithsonian. Must not have visited during tourist season.

Justan Olphart February 15th 15 01:13 AM

No balls, no brains
 
On 2/14/2015 5:03 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
I think about sex because I'm still having it. You seem to think a lot
about model airplanes, probably because you are not having sex.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.


What wiuld your wife do if she found out?

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Justan Olphart February 15th 15 01:24 AM

No balls, no brains
 
On 2/14/2015 6:37 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/14/15 5:59 PM, Abit Loco wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:37:53 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/14/15 5:31 PM, Abit Loco wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:03:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/14/15 4:42 PM, Abit Loco wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 12:02:22 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Saturday, February 14, 2015 at 2:39:26 PM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 13:38:00 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/14/15 12:46 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 08:40:48 -0500, Abit Loco

wrote:

Why would a kid growing up in New Haven and history and
culturally rich
New England be thinking about Maryland? We did think some
about Florida,
Mississippi, Alabama, et cetera, because that's where black
people were
denied education and rights, and were beaten and sometimes
lynched.

When it comes to race relations, Maryland is a leader of the
pack, eh?

http://tinyurl.com/d4ee4vv

"A national report by the same organization found that
Maryland was the
sixth-most-segregated state in the country for black students."

I suppose you included Maryland in the 'et cetera', eh?

Perhaps you should spend a bit of time looking in your own
back yard.
--

I have seen far more racism in Maryland and DC than I ever
have in
Florida but I have not spent much time up in the south Georgia
part.
My daughter went to school up in the pan handle and she says that
whole I-10 corridor is unreconstructed southerners.
Perhaps that is what Harry is referring to. He is a
Jacksonville fan.


The "whole I-10 corridor" of Florida is very sparsely
populated. There
are no substantial towns along it from Jacksonville to
Tallahassee and
not much in the way of population from Tallahassee to Alabama. The
Jacksonville area is populated with over-religious,
conservative and
backwards people, but Tallahassee is hardly that way. Even in
Jacksonville, though, the huge Baptist churches were integrated.
Catholics were the ones discriminated against...and I suspect
the Jax
area was far too backwards to appeal to very many Jews.

I liked the seasonality of NE Florida, compared to southern
Florida, and
I also liked the uncrowded beaches, the flora, the boating and the
fishing. But it was pretty much a cultural and intellectual
wasteland,
otherwise.

If I were going to move back to Florida, I'd go for Fernandina
in far NE
Florida, or somewhere around Ft. Lauderdale. Both are great for
boating
and fishing and Ft. Lauderdale is not a cultural, intellectual and
overly religious wasteland.

Looks like you've gotten off the 'racism' kick and are now on
the cultural and
intellectual kick. Well, southern MD is not your basic
intellectual and cultural
hotbed, is it Krause?
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.

I was wondering about that. If one wants intellectual and
cultural stimulation, one doesn't move to Podunk, MD.

Hell, the *only* things MD have going for it are Annapolis and
Box Hill Pizzeria crab cakes. :)

Well, the Calvert Marine Museum is pretty close to Huntingtown.
And there's probably
an adult book store around there somewhere. So he's probably kept
pretty well
stimulated. He does say he thinks about sex a lot.


I think about sex because I'm still having it. You seem to think a lot
about model airplanes, probably because you are not having sex.

Do you never stop bragging? I'll bet you were getting laid
constantly during your
trip around the Horn, eh? Do you keep that Maryland Red barn shaking?


I'm sorry you've had to sublimate what little sex drive you have left
into so many hobbies.


Good to know you're so concerned with my sex life.

I wish I were half the manly man you are.

Harry, it's come to my attention that you are not very well liked
hereabouts. I have
an idea for you: Try saying something nice about folks other than
yourself. Who
knows, it may show good results.


I've complimented your very nice wife many times. I haven't seen "good"
results. I've complimented Skipper a few times for his writing
abilities, and pointed out that he was the only real rightie here who
could write, but, alas, he apparently died. No good came of that, either.

What do you have in mind?



What were you expecting? And from whom?

--

Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."



Abit Loco February 15th 15 02:35 AM

No balls, no brains
 
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 18:37:58 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/14/15 5:59 PM, Abit Loco wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:37:53 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/14/15 5:31 PM, Abit Loco wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:03:10 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/14/15 4:42 PM, Abit Loco wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 12:02:22 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Saturday, February 14, 2015 at 2:39:26 PM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 13:38:00 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/14/15 12:46 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 08:40:48 -0500, Abit Loco
wrote:

Why would a kid growing up in New Haven and history and culturally rich
New England be thinking about Maryland? We did think some about Florida,
Mississippi, Alabama, et cetera, because that's where black people were
denied education and rights, and were beaten and sometimes lynched.

When it comes to race relations, Maryland is a leader of the pack, eh?

http://tinyurl.com/d4ee4vv

"A national report by the same organization found that Maryland was the
sixth-most-segregated state in the country for black students."

I suppose you included Maryland in the 'et cetera', eh?

Perhaps you should spend a bit of time looking in your own back yard.
--

I have seen far more racism in Maryland and DC than I ever have in
Florida but I have not spent much time up in the south Georgia part.
My daughter went to school up in the pan handle and she says that
whole I-10 corridor is unreconstructed southerners.
Perhaps that is what Harry is referring to. He is a Jacksonville fan.


The "whole I-10 corridor" of Florida is very sparsely populated. There
are no substantial towns along it from Jacksonville to Tallahassee and
not much in the way of population from Tallahassee to Alabama. The
Jacksonville area is populated with over-religious, conservative and
backwards people, but Tallahassee is hardly that way. Even in
Jacksonville, though, the huge Baptist churches were integrated.
Catholics were the ones discriminated against...and I suspect the Jax
area was far too backwards to appeal to very many Jews.

I liked the seasonality of NE Florida, compared to southern Florida, and
I also liked the uncrowded beaches, the flora, the boating and the
fishing. But it was pretty much a cultural and intellectual wasteland,
otherwise.

If I were going to move back to Florida, I'd go for Fernandina in far NE
Florida, or somewhere around Ft. Lauderdale. Both are great for boating
and fishing and Ft. Lauderdale is not a cultural, intellectual and
overly religious wasteland.

Looks like you've gotten off the 'racism' kick and are now on the cultural and
intellectual kick. Well, southern MD is not your basic intellectual and cultural
hotbed, is it Krause?
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.

I was wondering about that. If one wants intellectual and cultural stimulation, one doesn't move to Podunk, MD.

Hell, the *only* things MD have going for it are Annapolis and Box Hill Pizzeria crab cakes. :)

Well, the Calvert Marine Museum is pretty close to Huntingtown. And there's probably
an adult book store around there somewhere. So he's probably kept pretty well
stimulated. He does say he thinks about sex a lot.


I think about sex because I'm still having it. You seem to think a lot
about model airplanes, probably because you are not having sex.

Do you never stop bragging? I'll bet you were getting laid constantly during your
trip around the Horn, eh? Do you keep that Maryland Red barn shaking?


I'm sorry you've had to sublimate what little sex drive you have left
into so many hobbies.


Good to know you're so concerned with my sex life.

I wish I were half the manly man you are.

Harry, it's come to my attention that you are not very well liked hereabouts. I have
an idea for you: Try saying something nice about folks other than yourself. Who
knows, it may show good results.


I've complimented your very nice wife many times. I haven't seen "good"
results. I've complimented Skipper a few times for his writing
abilities, and pointed out that he was the only real rightie here who
could write, but, alas, he apparently died. No good came of that, either.

What do you have in mind?


My wife doesn't see your kind compliments, and that's most likely my fault.

What I had in mind was this: Try saying something nice about folks other than
yourself. Who knows, it may show good results.
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.

Abit Loco February 15th 15 02:37 AM

No balls, no brains
 
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 19:18:36 -0500, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 2/14/2015 6:59 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/14/15 6:55 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/14/2015 5:39 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/14/15 5:35 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/14/2015 4:57 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 15:47:47 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:


We moved to southern Maryland because we wanted to enjoy the quiet
and
lighter traffic of a semi-rural area. Even in rush hour, though, the
commuter bus gets us to downtown DC in an hour or less for $3.75,
and DC
certainly is a cultural and intellectual center but one, if memory
serves, you are afraid to visit. All those dark-skinned people, you
once
alluded to here, "scare" you.

On weekends, I can drive to "museum alley" in DC in about 45-50
minutes.
We usually take the Metro to Washington Nationals games...our Metro
line
stops right at the baseball park.

You, on the other hand, live in an overly congested part of Fairfax
County, Virginia, and what, less than a mile as the crow flies from
the
most heavily traveled and smelliest part of the Beltway?


I guess it is what you grew up with. I liked Maryland when it was
rural and I moved away when it started to be just a suburb of DC

I agree the Smithsonian is a thing worth doing but that is really the
m,ost attractive thing in the whole town. I was a member for many
years.
I guess when you grow up there, when you have seen one monument, you
have seen them all. The rest is just another big city.

I would have a hard time saying which is the worst part of the beltway
and I was on it almost every day for 15 years, some days looping the
whole thing. From Rt 5 or 210 to 270, it is "6 of one" which direction
will be best. A lot of times, straight through town was best.
When I worked midnights I would go downtown, visit the Smith and maybe
have lunch with a government friend or two.



Is the Space Museum still down there across from the Smithsonian? I
thought it was pretty cools but that was back in the late 70's.



There's still an aerospace musuem, and there is a larger "annex"
facility out by Dulles Airport.


I think when we lived in Annapolis the original aerospace museum had
just recently opened. We used to visit DC fairly often to tour the
Smithsonian and other sites.
It was a favorite place family guests that visited us wanted to spend
time visiting.



April is a decent time to be here, and after Labor Day. Too hot, too
many tourists in June, July and August. There are some new museums that
weren't here when you lived in Annapolis.


I remember being able to drive down from Annapolis in less than an hour
and find a parking place on the street right at the main entrance to the
Smithsonian. Must not have visited during tourist season.


Your odds of winning the Powerball lottery are probably better than finding a parking
spot there during the summer. Best to park at a far metro station and take that into
town.
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.

Someone Else[_4_] February 15th 15 04:03 AM

No balls, no brains
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 2/12/15 11:00 AM, Tim wrote:
On Thursday, February 12, 2015 at 5:08:49 AM UTC-8, Keyser Söze wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/owo4qog
--
Proud to be a Liberal.


Harry, you bring up this stuff, just to have it thrown back at you. I
think you like it.


Scott Walker considers himself one of the leading contenders for the
GOP 2016 nomination. It's significant to point out he's ball-less and
brain-less, and like many GOP wannabes, is playing to the
bible-thumpers in his party by not taking a stand on this issue.

It's not a political issue. It's a personal belief.

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http://www.avast.com


Abit Loco February 15th 15 03:08 PM

No balls, no brains
 
On Sun, 15 Feb 2015 02:27:53 -0500, wrote:

On Sat, 14 Feb 2015 21:37:59 -0500, Abit Loco
wrote:


I remember being able to drive down from Annapolis in less than an hour
and find a parking place on the street right at the main entrance to the
Smithsonian. Must not have visited during tourist season.


Your odds of winning the Powerball lottery are probably better than finding a parking
spot there during the summer. Best to park at a far metro station and take that into
town.


If you time it so you are just getting there at 10, you can score but
there will be someone waiting for you too pull out. If I couldn't find
a spot, I would just go home. I was passing through anyway. I usually
decided which museum I would visit by where I parked. They are strung
out all along the mall there and you have plenty of choices. Most of
the year parking is not that tough tho.
Another cool spot is Haines Point. I caught a small mouth bass off of
that seawall once on a rubber worm. I didn't really have anything to
do with it so I tossed it back.


Hanes Point was always a great place to take kids so they could climb and play all
over 'The Awakening'. But, since they've moved the statue to National Harbor (where I
won't go), the point has lost it's big attraction.

http://tinyurl.com/ns89y7a
http://tinyurl.com/pw5dx92

The golf course isn't bad if there's been no rain recently. It's a nice one for
walking.
--

Guns don't cause problems. The behavior
of certain gun owners causes problems.


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